Swap!Jordan Lovelock, The Infernal Wizard

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Hey. Welcome to the Pinned Post. I'm The Infernal Wizard, but please just call me Jordan, I don't give a shit about titles or anything.

I think I accidentally dimension hopped or something, but it's kinda whatever. Anything to get away from those dumb assholes.

Tags:

Yeah sorry can't be bothered to use tags. If something important happens I'll tag it "important shit" I guess.

Any asks about speeding up arcs, spreading drama, personally attacking mods, or constantly wanting [character] to meet some other person will be deleted.

Hey who the fuck took this picture of me. Stop stalking me.

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Heh. My name…?

I'm known by many. "Kschwal". "Baby creature". "Bubblegum".

But you can call me…

"Ðe Vore Man".

None of those words are ever coming out of my mouth. How about I call you fag instead. That seems more fitting. Hi fag. Nice to see you in my inbox.

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Womp womp.

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Don't womp womp in my reblogs. Fuck you Curse of UTI.

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I uh. can't

(tumblr says the blog doesn't exist or something)

sucks to suck L

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(LISTEN IGNORE THE RNEAN MY FUCKING PHONE HATES ME)

hey wait whats the uhhh thing called when you eat people or whatever

Ask @kschwal

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yeah but brontosauruses don't eat people

I rnean. meat. they don't eat meat.

rnean

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what the fuck kind of dinosaur has flat teeth and a throat large enough for someone's head to fit in

wait why did I say that last part

brontosaurus 🦕

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[monstrous screeching can be heard, seems like the anon can't speak properly anymore]

[after a moment they grab a text to speech device. unfortunately it only has that one tiktok voice]

what the fuck have you done. this is NOT vampirism. My teeth are FLATTER than they should be. my mouth, throat and stomach are getting LARGER. reverse this immediately i swear

dinosaur spell

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VHOS ISRT VIDEN VLOST

OR VOMPIRISME

VHOT OS VOIS

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or

vort makes sonse vctollry

woit whrt tre vuck

VHRT OS VOPPENRNG TO RE

i put a spell on you. it's called biden blast

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HEY

How sure even ore you that I'm a vampire. Von't they have like. Shorp teeth or vomethirg

some do some dont

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Vat's just anothor problem! I'm ace!

L

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Oh come on, vampires are like. The lamest ving to turn into.

i don't evon get a tail or sharp claws ore anything? Damn :[

Excuse you. Vampires are sexy.

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You did ðough

You're gaslighting me. I didn't say that.

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Did.

Did you just call ðem ðe vorelings

No I didn't.

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DUDE FAULTY VOMPUTERS EXIST WHAT YHE Fhey why does that say "vomputers"

vhat's happening

you're a vampire now.

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I can't believe I'm answering asks about vore while learning about American taxes in my tax class.

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im looking at this while the vorelings harass me.

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Maybe the y doubletyped! It's common for letters to doubletype you know

No it isn't stop lieing.