I shoot your posts

because we needed more gimmick blogs

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[post-shooter]

DRAW!

Welcome to the west

[post-shooter]

Does anyone else hear someth-

Oh right, I forgot I have a canon design now

It's ya boi!

[magic-foraging-tooltips]

ANNOUNCING THE GREATEST ART PROJECT TO EVER BE MADE IN EXCLAMANIA: MAGIC AND FORAGE'S NEW NFTS

As you can tell, these are FINE ART and worth every penny. Bidding starts now

Of course Magic knows I'm doing this, why wouldn't he

[status-updates]

100,000 gold each.

[post-shooter]

PLLEEEAAAASSSSSEEEEEE let me exist I NEEEEEDDDD to destroy private property that should never have existed I NEED IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'LL BE GOOD I PROMISE JUST LET ME SHOOT THOSE NFTS AS A TREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAT

[shencomix]

sheriff: hold up, why is this one's picture so cute on the wanted poster

deputy: oh, he didn't like the one that was up there so he came into the station and we took a new one

sheriff: HE WAS HERE AND YOU DIDN'T ARREST HIM???

deputy: ah…eto…

sheriff: HOW DID YOU GIVE HIM A FILTER, IT'S 1839

[post-shooter]

That deputy is on thin fucking ice.

[satan-offical]

This town isn't wide enough for the both of us *spins pistol* but it's pretty dang tall

[arandombbubarnabyfan]

… what if we rotate the town sideways? then it should be big enough…

[satan-offical]

Yeah but then it'll be too short for the both of us *spins pistol*

[offical-wikipedia]

what if we all just shrink down, that would work, right?

[satan-offical]

What if I step on one of y'all *spins pistol*

I ain't no killer *shoots random resident of town*

[artistamongfoxes]

Satan you just killed someone???

[post-shooter]

I think y'all are forgetting the length of this 'ere town

...I forgot my gun at home. But I have bullets!

[rslashrats]

[post-shooter]

Here, let me get that for you. Just stay still

Sorry about your wall

[h20-erti]

[post-shooter]

FIVE!

MORE!

MINUTES!

[post-shooter]

not what I rneant. please just. can you not do this right now im still grieving /nm

I have a plan. I still have a plan. give me some more time please

- peri mod

Oh shir fr? I did not get the notif for this, you take as much time as you need

[post-shooter]

Chat can you send me posts to shoot? Too many are over a phone length long

[status-updates]

give it a.. few months, maybe a year. there's. there's still a chance to rebuild.

god i wish. would probably have to be from the ground up, but that would be nice.

[post-shooter]

From the ground up, you say?

we're doing a sequel!

we're back by popular demand!

no the fuck we are not you daft punk

Voting ended onNov 7, 2025

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[post-shooter]

WHEN DID I SCHEDULE THIS TO BE POSTED WHAT THE HELL

[status-updates]

Oh. Thought it was in response to my post.

[post-shooter]

1. It was so long ago I don't even remember making it I'm so sorry

2. WHY DO PEOPLE WANT TO DO THIS AGAIN DO THEY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME

[post-shooter]

Ugh, fine, but only because you guys are being so nice about it. It's currently 10-8 for. If this gets 25 notes before the poll ends and is STILL in favor by no less than a 55/45 ratio, I'll consider it. Otherwise, I'm going back to only shooting posts with no real character in between

[post-shooter]

You guys got 2 days left. If you're that interested, pick up the pace

[post-shooter]

You got 3 hours. I would say better luck next year, but you're probably not going to try anything. And even if you did, why am I the main authority on this?

[status-updates]

give it a.. few months, maybe a year. there's. there's still a chance to rebuild.

god i wish. would probably have to be from the ground up, but that would be nice.

[post-shooter]

From the ground up, you say?

we're doing a sequel!

we're back by popular demand!

no the fuck we are not you daft punk

Voting ended onNov 7, 2025

🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

[post-shooter]

WHEN DID I SCHEDULE THIS TO BE POSTED WHAT THE HELL

[status-updates]

Oh. Thought it was in response to my post.

[post-shooter]

1. It was so long ago I don't even remember making it I'm so sorry

2. WHY DO PEOPLE WANT TO DO THIS AGAIN DO THEY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME

[post-shooter]

Ugh, fine, but only because you guys are being so nice about it. It's currently 10-8 for. If this gets 25 notes before the poll ends and is STILL in favor by no less than a 55/45 ratio, I'll consider it. Otherwise, I'm going back to only shooting posts with no real character in between

[post-shooter]

You guys got 2 days left. If you're that interested, pick up the pace

[status-updates]

give it a.. few months, maybe a year. there's. there's still a chance to rebuild.

god i wish. would probably have to be from the ground up, but that would be nice.

[post-shooter]

From the ground up, you say?

we're doing a sequel!

we're back by popular demand!

no the fuck we are not you daft punk

Voting ended onNov 7, 2025

🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

[post-shooter]

WHEN DID I SCHEDULE THIS TO BE POSTED WHAT THE HELL

[status-updates]

Oh. Thought it was in response to my post.

[post-shooter]

1. It was so long ago I don't even remember making it I'm so sorry

2. WHY DO PEOPLE WANT TO DO THIS AGAIN DO THEY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME

[post-shooter]

Ugh, fine, but only because you guys are being so nice about it. It's currently 10-8 for. If this gets 25 notes before the poll ends and is STILL in favor by no less than a 55/45 ratio, I'll consider it. Otherwise, I'm going back to only shooting posts with no real character in between

[status-updates]

give it a.. few months, maybe a year. there's. there's still a chance to rebuild.

god i wish. would probably have to be from the ground up, but that would be nice.

[post-shooter]

From the ground up, you say?

we're doing a sequel!

we're back by popular demand!

no the fuck we are not you daft punk

Voting ended onNov 7, 2025

🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

[post-shooter]

WHEN DID I SCHEDULE THIS TO BE POSTED WHAT THE HELL

[status-updates]

Oh. Thought it was in response to my post.

[post-shooter]

1. It was so long ago I don't even remember making it I'm so sorry

2. WHY DO PEOPLE WANT TO DO THIS AGAIN DO THEY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME

[you-cant-fuck-megaman]

i seem to recall in a previous post you saying "i don't want this to become an OC blog" but my brother in christ this is literally a blog dedicated to an OC, it just so happens to also be a gimmick blog about (ostensibly) unfuckable robots. smh

SHUT

THE

FUP

[post-shooter]

Happened to me too, pardner. Good luck out there. Need that ask shot?

[status-updates]

give it a.. few months, maybe a year. there's. there's still a chance to rebuild.

god i wish. would probably have to be from the ground up, but that would be nice.

[post-shooter]

From the ground up, you say?

we're doing a sequel!

we're back by popular demand!

no the fuck we are not you daft punk

Voting ended onNov 7, 2025

🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

[post-shooter]

WHEN DID I SCHEDULE THIS TO BE POSTED WHAT THE HELL

[status-updates]

give it a.. few months, maybe a year. there's. there's still a chance to rebuild.

god i wish. would probably have to be from the ground up, but that would be nice.

[post-shooter]

From the ground up, you say?

we're doing a sequel!

we're back by popular demand!

no the fuck we are not you daft punk

Voting ended onNov 7, 2025

🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

[notahorseindisguise]

my hottest political take is. my fingers start disappearing. oh fuck oh jesus shit never mind You have to go back in time and fuck my parents

[miata-detector]

uhmmmm not sure if theres one in this post.

[notahorseindisguise]

this is your first fucking post ???? you invented this gimmick blog just for this fucking post ??????????

[miata-detector]

just thought id give detecting miatas a try, hooboy its tough so far

[notahorseindisguise]

thats okay buddy we all start somewhere

[post-shooter]

I also got my start doing a bit connected to another tumblr post. You need any advice?

[post-shooter]

About the JOTA controversy:

There is no universe in which the side fighting the good doctor is the good side. One of two things is going on here

1. The screenshots were faked, and you guys are harassing an innocent little boy into almost killing themselves for real this time

2. Maybe they were abusive, but that doesn't mean you can send them death threats! I know damn well Katie didn't actually plan on dying, she was just being dramatic. And sure, it's a shame she's in the ward, BUT I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE SURE SHE IS NEVER RELEASED! YEEHAW!

TL;DR. Block and report the Jota hate blog for every item you can think of. If I'm misunderstanding this argument big time, be respectful about it. The only information I have is just talking about screenshots and death threats. I haven't seen the goods yet, and probably never will. If anyone has them, I'd like to see them and point out the flaws. Maybe even shoot some fuckers. This account will be on lockdown until high noon this Sunday

[epprbcu-shipping]

After more information has come to light, I can confidently say that option one is confirmed to be the case. With that said...

Everyone that's sent JOTA a death threat, Katie, and the hate blog

X

Being a sissy nazi bitch-ass whore boykisser commie sussy baka MOTHERFUCKER that doesn't know how to tie their own shoes and will burn in hell by my hands or learn to put the shopping cart away properly because I KNOW NONE OF YOU CAN DO THAT EITHER!!!

Needless to say, this account will also be on lockdown

[angrilyskepticalchimera]

Heyy sinners! Send me text message if you're interested to be Owned by a professional dominant goddess

[post-shooter]

Dude. Mod here. I turned 16 this week. Could you NOT use my posts to farm slaves? Either delete this post or respond using the 💿 emote if you're not a bot account. Dumbass