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:18+ NSFW muse 21: Mun 28: Testing Portrayal/ cannon divergent: Mobile bound side blog: Currently doing a Dark Signer Verse and post crash town one.

[cyberdragoninfinity]

so i’ve been watching the Crash Town arc

[kamen-rider-swag]

[sidestuiff]

Reblog if your muse has been stabbed.

[rp-meme-blog]

Random Angst Starters

Trigger warnings apply! (abuse, cheating, illness, dying/death, hurt, angst, anger, verbal abuse, mental abuse, abandonment, yelling, and possessive behaviors)

“You’re such a piece of shit!”

“Like hell I’m mad!”

“Of course I’m pissed!”

“Did you really think I wasn’t going to find out?”

“Shut up. I don’t want to hear another word from your mouth.”

“I liked you better when you kept your mouth shut.”

“Be a good boy/girl and shut the fuck up.”

“I wish you were never born.”

“Get out!”

“Go away!”

“Do me a favor and go away!”

“I never want to see you again!”

“You have to the count of three to get away from me.”

“Don’t make me hurt you.”

“Who did this?!”

“Why did you do this?”

“Do you know what you’ve done?”

“Well you’ve really fucked up now.”

“I hate you!”

“I wish you’d just die already!”

“I hope you choke!”

“Don’t touch me!”

“Get away from me!”

“Who is she/he?”

“I know you’re cheated on me so don’t lie to my face.”

“Why did you cheat on me?!”

“How could you?!”

“I hope I never see you again!”

“You stole my girlfriend/boyfriend!”

“Are you hitting on her/him?”

“Will you stop staring at her/his ass.”

“What am I not good enough for you?!”

“I don’t love you anymore! Get that through your thick skull!”

“I’ve never loved you.”

“I only date you out of pity.”

“Yes I cheated. So what?”

“I think we should break up.”

“I want a divorce.”

“You were the worst thing that’s ever happened to me.”

“I should have married your best friend when I had the chance.”

“I guess you don’t love me anymore.”

“My (insert relative here) died.”

“I thought he/she loved me.”

“I thought you loved me.”

“I thought we were going to get married.”

“I can’t believe he/she left me….”

“I thought forever meant something.”

“When did you stop loving me?”

“Why can’t I get over this?”

“No one’s ever going to love me like they did.”

“I wish I was dead.”

“I don’t want to be in pain anymore.”

“This pain is becoming unbearable.”

“I feel like I can’t breathe.”

“I feel numb.”

“You promised me you wouldn’t do this.”

“You promised me that you wouldn’t break my heart.”

“I guess you couldn’t keep your promise.”

“You never loved me did you?”

“I miss you.”

“It’s been a long time…”

“Hey….have you missed me?”

“I guess you’re happier without me.”

“Don’t lie to me. I know you don’t care about me.”

“You’re going to leave me?”

“You’re leaving me?”

“You want a divorce….but I thought we were happy?”

“How long have you been unhappy?”

“Did I really make you that miserable?”

“I can’t believe he/she is finally gone.”

“I can’t believe he/she is dead.”

“Why do you let him/her hurt you?”

“Why did you hurt me?”

“He/She loves me. I promise it’s okay.”

“They’re hurting you. You need to leave them.”

“It’s okay, I promise I’ll always be there for you.”

“Who needs them anyways they were a jerk.”

“I promise you can do better.”

“You can do so much better than them.”

“They just missed out on an amazing person.”

“I told you they’d break your heart.”

“I told you I didn’t trust them.”

“I know you miss them but it’s time to move on.”

“I’m sorry for your loss.”

“You were way out of their league anyways.”

“It’s their loss.”

“I wish you would have listened to me.”

“You’re always getting yourself into trouble.”

“I’m not going to be your hero forever.”

“You need to grow up.”

“You need to let them go.”

“I’m moving to another country.”

“I don’t think we should be together. Long distance is going to be too hard for us.”

“You’re breaking up with me because you’re moving? Why can’t we make this work?”

“My parents have set me to marry someone else….I’m sorry but we can’t be together anymore.”

“My parents are making me marry some random person. Please you have to help me!”

“They’re never going to let us be together.”

“You need to leave them I’m tired of being your dirty secret.”

“Now just isn’t the right time to leave them. I promise we’ll be together soon.”

“Why didn’t you tell me that you were married?”

“I can’t marry you….i’m already married.”

“I didn’t tell you I was married because I didn’t think that it mattered.”

“You won’t be my mistress/mister forever it’s only for a little while until the divorce is final.”

“I promise we’ll be together once my divorce is final.”

“I know you’re married but I still love you.”

“Leave him/her for me. I promise we’ll be happy.”

“How long are you going to hide me from everyone?”

“I know you want us to be official but I’m not ready to tell everyone we’re dating yet.”

“Are you okay?”

“You look really hurt.”

“I don’t think your arms supposed to bend that way.”

“We need to get you to the hospital!”

“Why didn’t you tell me that you were sick?”

“Why didn’t you tell me that you were dying?”

“I’m still in love with you.”

“I know you still love him/her.”

“I know you’re unhappy.”

“Why didn’t you tell me you were pregnant?”

“Why didn’t you tell me we had a kid together?”

“How could you keep the fact that I had a child hidden from me?”

“You weren’t ready to be a parent that’s why I never told you about our child.”

“I did tell you. You decided not to be apart of our lives.”

“I tried to tell you.”

“You wouldn’t answer my calls.”

“Why haven’t you been answering my calls?”

“Is she/he mine?”

“Are you pregnant?”

“I want you to get rid of it.”

“What do you mean there’s a possibility I couldn’t be the father?”

“I could be raising a kid that’s not mine?”

“Please don’t cry I didn’t mean it.”

“I promise it will never happen again.”

“Why didn’t you tell me you were allergic to cats?!”

“Why didn’t you tell me you were allergic?!”

“Please don’t die!”

“Please, you’re not allowed to leave me.”

“I can’t live without you!”

“Someone please help!”

“It was an accident I swear!”

“I was drunk! I didn’t mean to cheat on you!”

“I’m so sorry….things got out of hand and I cheated…Please forgive me.”

“I don’t expect you to forgive me.”

“I will never forgive you.”

“Why won’t you listen to me!?”

“I swear this isn’t what it looks like!”

“Okay so this is exactly what it looks like.”

“I never wanted to hurt you.”

“He/She made me do it. I had no choice.”

“You’ve made your choice!”

“I want the ring back.”

“I’ve come to get my stuff. Please don’t make this harder than it has to be.”

“I did love you…but there’s just nothing there anymore.”

“You only wanted me for sex didn’t you?”

“I can’t believe you used me like that!”

“I can’t believe I let them use me…”

“You sure you don’t want to break up? You seemed awful flirtatious with her/him.”

“You’re mine and no one else’s. Do you understand that?” 

[baking-accident]

when it’s time for your favorite character to show up

[vaals-rp-memes]

Reblog if You Would Love it if Curious Anons Invaded Your Inbox!

[txmefxll]

Let's find friends.

Reboot this if your a RP Blog featuring a Yu-Gi-Oh! Character!

[absoluterpmemetrash]

what is the most cursed ship you can think of for my muse?

[cr1mes]

gonna stare at someone from across the street and disappear when a car passes

[kogarashishi]

[fortheloveofyugioh]

Holy AU do I have a need.

[rpmemes-galore]

John Mulaney Quotes   {Sentence Starters}

“That’s illegal.”

“And that’s my WIFE!”

“This is the height of luxury!”

“Your opinion doesn’t matter.”

“Shut up! You’re all gonna die!“

“Why?…Why do you do this…?“

“I’m new in town and it gets worse.“

“I lived like a goddamn ninja turtle.”

“Oh, we’re gonna freak out so bad.”

“I don’t look older, I just look worse.“

“You know how I’m filled with rage?”

“I need everyone to like me so much!”

“Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.“

“I will pepper in the fact that I am gay.”

“And I said ‘no’… You know, like a liar.”

“Adult life is already so goddamn weird.“

“First off, get out of here with your facts.”

“I think I can get them to budge, let’s go.”

“No! That’s the thing I’m sensitive about!”

“I just wanna sit here and feed my birds.“

“We were little goblins. We were terrible.”

“Now, we don’t have time to unpack all that.“

“Because it’s the one thing you can’t replace.“

“I was just shiny, and dumb, and easy to trick.”

“I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.“

“You have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair.“

“Brush your teeth, now BOOM, orange juice! That’s life.”

“Why do people shush animals? They’ve never spoken.”

“ I’m so horny and angry all the time, and I have no outlet.“

“That’s what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking horse.”

“She’s a dynamite bitch and she’s the best. She’s my hero.“

“In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.”

“Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child!”

“We started chanting, ‘McDonald’s, McDonald’s, McDonald’s!‘“

“I’ll keep all my emotions right here. And then, one day, I’ll die.“

“Then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.“

“Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die.”

“Just ‘cause you’re accurate does not mean you’re interesting…”

“I look back on being 17 and think, ‘Oh my God, how did I not die?‘”

“You are never too young to learn our national ‘no snitching’ policy.“

“You know those days when you’re like ‘this might as well happen’?”

“Something happened here. You hope it’s a miracle, but probably not.“

“Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.“

“And apparently I grabbed it, drank all of it, and said, ‘It’s perfume.’ And it was.“

“I try to stay optimistic… even though, I will admit, things are getting pretty sticky.”

“I never knew relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself.“

“It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them.”

“And everyone else joined in. A hundred drunk, white children yelling ‘fuck da police’!”

“I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.“

“My vibe is like, ‘hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and I’ll apologize to you’.”

“I am very small and I have no money… so, you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.”

“The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.”

“They terrify me to this day because 8th graders will make fun of you but in an accurate way.“

“I quit drinking because I used to drink too much… then I would black out and I would ruin parties.”

“If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them, that’s the worse word.”

“College was like a four-year game show called ‘Do My Friends Hate Me or Do I Just Need To Go To Sleep?’“

“Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks, and I will totally kill that guy for you.”

“I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.“

[yessoupy]

GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive

[kogarashishi]

[fuckyeahygo5ds]

[tenebrosity-and-luminosity-deac]

infernitymaster​:

Her squirming and noise only amused him further “judging by your lack of impulse control I see you two must be perfect for each other-” stopping as he is then bitten. Letting out a sharp hiss followed by a wicked smile “bad, bad, bad!” He’s laughing as she seemed to remain latched on. Only causing him to keep his weight on her so she can’t attempt to hurt either of them further.

Leaning in he licked up her neck before biting down as well. Enough to leave a nasty bruise that would need to be explained later. Hoping this would get the stubborn girl off him zoo he could leave before anything else happens.

Well, it got her to let go, and scream absolutely bloodly murder as she attempted to violently wiggle to try and get free. She’s absolutely going to make a LARGE fuss when she finds Crow. She hates Kalin so much now, I hope you know this. 

[infernitymaster]

His screeching laughter is all he can manage as her screaming and wiggling ensued. Getting a safe distance he taunts "go on fly back to your nest." Seemingly unphased by the interaction.

Ever so casually walking off. He halts and looks over his shoulder "I'm sure we will meet again little birdie."

[tenebrosity-and-luminosity-deac]

infernitymaster​:

Amused by her attempt to harm him, taking the girl by the wrist before being assaulted by the ear if corn. Snatching her off her feet and laying her flat on her back.

“Is that so? I’ve known that imbecile for a long, long time~”

Oh no. Now she’s even angrier. She doesn’t like that she’s pinned down and the first thing she tries to do? Straight up attempts to bite what she can reach { Which I’m assuming is his arm }. This is a disaster.

[infernitymaster]

Her squirming and noise only amused him further "judging by your lack of impulse control I see you two must be perfect for each other-" stopping as he is then bitten. Letting out a sharp hiss followed by a wicked smile "bad, bad, bad!" He's laughing as she seemed to remain latched on. Only causing him to keep his weight on her so she can't attempt to hurt either of them further.

Leaning in he licked up her neck before biting down as well. Enough to leave a nasty bruise that would need to be explained later. Hoping this would get the stubborn girl off him zoo he could leave before anything else happens.