alt.total-loser

28, she/her. I like sci-fi comedies and musical theater.

[voidcreations]

Look at my birthday cake...

[croaksac]

via Seattle Times:

Local Ballard raccoon has been spotted thriving in a remarkably unique and charming body

Yes he(?)'s actually factually real and has even been given an extremely millennial nickname: Jimothy. Wildlife experts advise everyone to just leave him alone and let him live his life

[conspiring-limabean]

He has Shortened Spine Syndrome! :)

I’ve only heard this affecting dogs, and the syndrome is exactly what its name says it is. Apparently animals can live happy carefree lives like any other. They just look like this

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[baking-accident]

sorry for becoming a terrifying ghost. i had two bloody marys and let it create a third

[huariqueje]

Pastel Whispers - Line Holtegaard

Danish , b, 1980 -

Oil and acrylic on canvas , 120 x 100 cm.

[furryprovocateur]

i think ultimately you do really have to kill that part of your brain that vividly imagines how you would redo parts of your life.

[valdin-s]

Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett

[slimepost-generator]

you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

[technicolorcrows]

of course! let me just-

(source)

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[beemovieerotica]

[hamburguesaxd]

fire walk with me

[targetedknowledge]

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[oranye766]

The Backrooms... If it was WOKE.

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[kat]

i had a dream last night that the entire world used a currency (?) called angrypennies which as the name implies are obtained by experiencing anger. the stronger and more intense your anger was, the more angrypennies you'd gain. an all-consuming rage would earn you more than a slight irritation, etc. so people were always searching for ways to fuel their anger and purposefully keeping themselves angry all the time because they wanted to earn angrypennies. unclear if angrypennies could be exchanged for goods and services, or if they were just a collectible.

anyway, as if this wasn't heavy-handed enough, at one point british comedian greg davies appeared and explained that angrypennies couldn't be worth feeling angry all the time. this was a real revelation to dream-me and i was finally able to break free of the angrypenny grind and allow myself to experience emotions other than anger.

[kat]

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)

[lemonsweet]

Omg..

[baking-accident]

elle woods-type fashionista catching the thing-type shapeshifter because it always mimics the clothes slightly wrong