Renaldo Pinera RP

Independent Roleplay/Ask Blog For A Canon-Divergent "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry" Character. Established June 2017. 16+ Years Experience. Semi-Selective. Multiship & Multiverse. Mun & Muse Of Age. Written By Duckie Nella Moriarty.

[strwcptn]

          “remember, this halloween, you have to give all your candy to your captain, it’s the law.”

[infernoxheart]

infernoxheart:

{!!} – ❝Hell, no!❞ Renaldo uproariously defended, pointing to the ground in defiance, ❝Tucker ain’t gettin’ none of my Halloween candy! No matta how much he begs!❞ The firefighter thumped his fist against his own chest, ❝Renaldo’s candy! Don’t forget it!❞ It was sometimes easy to forget that this man was nearly forty, but he wasn’t unversed to squabbling over a packet of skittles with the rest of the crew on Halloween. It was only some friendly rivalry, after all. No harm in that!

[neocores]

fellas is it gay to be gay

[anastrophilesworld]

according to historians? no.

[infernoxheart]

wingsandahalo:

If there was ever a moment in her life that Verena wished the Earth would open up and swallow her whole, it was now. She was mortified by how this conversation was going and clearly the feeling was mutual. “Look, I’m sorry, okay? I didn’t mean to upset you…”

It had been a dumb idea to accompany her friend here anyway, especially when she didn’t know anyone at the party. “I’ll just go, don’t worry about it. Have you seen Mariana? Short brunette I came here with? Nevermind.” She needed to get away from him before she made things worse.

infernoxheart:

{!!} – Renaldo rolled his dark eyes; he had been put down his entire life, so it was going to take a lot more than her verbal diarrhoea to truly wound him. ❝If I was dat easily offended, I would never have lasted dis long.❞ He patted her firmly on her shoulder, ❝No hard feelin’s.❞ he reassured her with candid sympathy. It wasn’t her fault.

❝Now dat ya mention it, yeah! I think I saw ya friend over --❞ He glanced across the room to the sight of his friend-stroke-colleague flirting unattractively with the aforementioned brunette she had come with, perhaps doing an even worse job of it than Renaldo, himself, had done with the poor girl he was speaking to now. If that was even possible. ❝Actually, ya know what...? Nevermind. I think I was wrong.❞ He tried his hand on the small of her back to guide her away in the opposite direction, ❝I dunno where ya friend is. Sorry, my mistake! Exit’s dat’a way! Bye-bye now! Get some safely!❞ he shrugged and smiled a little skittishly, giving her a departing wave. He would, at least, try to save Nootzie the embarrassment of being called out on this one. He liked to believe Nootzie would do the same for him. Whether he actually would or not was up to be debated.

[infernoxheart]

@sunnyfloridas​ said: Renaldo! I've missed my favourite firefighter. You look so cute today!

infernoxheart:

{!!} – Renaldo’s face lit up the instant he heard her voice from behind the wire fence that bordered the court. He seemed to perk up like a dog whose master had just yelled the word “WALKIES” with every bit of intention. He was grateful for the other guys not being around to see just how easily she was able to make him blush. Turning to face her, the firefighter abandoned the basketball he’d been bouncing and linked his fingers through the holes in the fence, meeting hers. ❝Well, shit, baby - you don’t look too bad ya’self! Did ya do somethin’ new wit’ ya hair?❞ he flirted, leaning closer. He would normally have done something ridiculous by now such as fall over his own shoes or accidentally say “clit” instead of “shit”, but so far so good. A highly unusual feat. ❝Do you, uh, wanna grab some coffee after my shift’s over? I heard da coffee bar down town, dey got some kinda Halloween-themed promotion goin’ on or some shit. Sounds like it could be fun - you wanna swing by wit’ me?❞ he shrugged, trying to play it casual - and it showed. This guise was futile. He had missed her so much. No, but like, he had really, really missed her.

[grincarved]

bitchycode:

I whisper “what the fuck” to myself 50 times a day

[infernoxheart]

touchofsomething:

Jose knew that he couldn’t hover and constantly treat Renaldo like a child, but it was hard to do when it so often felt like something was missing between them. “Look, you know I’m not angry with you. I just need you to be honest with me, because if you ever need something and I’m not there…or if something happens to you, I’d-” He shakes his head, unable to finish the sentence. “If you need to tell me something, Naldo, now is the time.”

infernoxheart:

{!!} – God dammit. God pissing dammit. He watched him intently, nervous like a cornered dog, but resolute. He knew he had to tell him...but he also knew that it would most likely get him in to more trouble than Jose realised. Renaldo swallowed hard. ❝...You know dere’s no goin’ back from dis, right? If I tells ya what I’m about ta tells ya, you gotta be sworn ta secrecy, or you will get hurt. Capcihe?❞ He didn’t want the blame, he didn’t want Jose’s blood on his conscience...and yet, here he was, about to tell him everything. The fireman wet his lips, anxiously balling his hands in to tight fists at his sides, and fidgeting uncomfortably, ❝...This ain’t pretty, but you gotta swear ta me you ain’t gonna tell nobody nuthin’...! You do that, and we’re both dead men.❞ His eyes, usually vibrant & receptive, were now sombre in complete seriousness. He’d like to say he cared too much about Jose to let him in on this...but the truth of the matter was he was a selfish bastard, and right now, the prospect of losing him through not telling him about the arrangement currently outweighed the general concept of what they’d deal with, later on. Part of him still hoped they could fight it...but deep down, Renaldo knew he was practically sentencing Jose to the same God-awful existence he was living.

[dxsole]

Don’t Smile...

[infernoxheart]

dxspereaux:

He explains that little loophole and she has to take a small step away from him; yes, he’s technically right that killing just one person doesn’t necessarily make him a serial killer, but all that talk about killing her specifically is putting her on edge. “That’s certainly one way to look at it.”

Of course, he continues babbling on and goes ahead and makes a proper idiot of himself all over again– she can’t tell if he’s really a sophisticated murderer, just setting her up by playing dumb or if he is actually…dumb. “Okay…Mister Moron it is then. I won’t forget.”

infernoxheart:

{!!} – Renaldo clicked his fingers, happily settling for the small triumph, and winking non-threateningly in her direction, securing the fact that he was, in fact, not going to kill her, that day. ❝Still more respect dan I get from m’ siblin’s!❞ he admitted with an idiotic grin.

That didn’t, however, mean that his hands were entirely ‘blood-free’, so to speak. This just made him a very reluctant murderer, of sorts. He didn’t kill for fun. He didn’t even kill for the money they made from it all. He killed because he had to. It was either them or the family, and given the choice between the two, he’d protect the kids, every time.

[infernoxheart]

Does Renaldo have a daddy kink ;)

[beermosa-deactivated20160316]

[aflockofbyrds]

nobodystypeofguy started following

[infernoxheart]

aflockofbyrds:

“Sera. Pleasure t’meet ya, Renaldo.” Sera shifted her weight and smiled. “Though think I’m gonna stick to calling you Brooklyn. Like it a little better.”

infernoxheart:

{!!} – ❝Aight,❞ Renaldo shrugged his dropped shoulders, mirroring her smile, ❝but only if I can calls ya ‘Princess’. Dat’s what it means, right? Ya name?❞ the fireman chuckled softly, ❝Don’t ask me how I know dat.❞ Living with a 15-year-old Sister who’s practically obsessed with name meanings, tarot cards, & zodiac signs soon learns you a thing or two, it would seem.

[infernoxheart]

mysteriouslyhopefulstranger:

“…I’m trying to find a way out…and scour for anything that I can use to do so.” Alice said hesitantly. She still doesn’t know if he was one of them.

infernoxheart:

{!!} – Renaldo raised a brow, ❝A ‘way out’? What da Hell’s dat supposed t’ mean?❞ He folded his arms loosely across his chest, ❝You know, there’s dis wonderful thing called a front door...if you’re lookin’ t’ leave, why don’t ya use it?❞ smirked the fireman, bewildered. ❝Someone say you can’t leave or some shit?❞ he wondered aloud, knowing one or two of his siblings who would probably try to hold her captive, purely for the giggles.

[dxsole]

...?

[infernoxheart]

dxspereaux:

“Hey…I like this shirt.” He scoffs, popping up the collar of the botanical atrocity. “Besides, I ain’t the main attraction here. Tryin’ to blend in with the background so all the customers see is the inventory.” His wife said the same thing about the shirt, but would he listen?

Of course not. Hawaiian shirts are dope, according to the florist. “Who are you then? The fashion police?”

infernoxheart:

{!!} – ❝Naw, naw, you’re right...!❞ Renaldo seemed to sober up from his explosion of giggles, even if just for a fleeting moment, ❝I like it, too! I like dat shirt how I like a nice bowl’a salad...........I don’t like salad.❞ - And cue the offensive laughter, once again.

He turned out a playfully insulting sneer towards the florist, everything about his comportment entirely mocking the other man - all in good humour, of course. ❝Nah, I just don’t got colourblindness & seventy-two cataracts in each eye!❞

[nonempyreal]

“Hey man, I don’t think you wanna be involved with this. Just turn around, walk away, and pretend you didn’t see anything.”

@nobodystypeofguy

[infernoxheart]

infernoxheart:

{!!} –  ❝Well, maybe, I don’t wanna be involved wit’ it, but I don’t got much of a choice, and you, lady, sound like you got somethin’ ta hide! How we playin’?❞ Renaldo sauntered towards her, outwardly hostile -  but inside? He high-key hated moving in on women in such an imposing manner, but when it came to his family...he had to do what must be done to protect the pack. Please, don’t fight, he thought, God dammit, I don’t wanna fight you.

[wombshaker]

[dxsole]

Don’t Smile...

[infernoxheart]

dxspereaux:

Oh, he’s preparing himself. Didi stands a little straighter, arms crossing over her chest as she braces herself for impact, waiting with a raised brow to his comeback…which, much to her amusement, never comes.

Well, it sort of comes. “Are you threatening to set me on fire? After you just said your weren’t a serial killer? That sounds very serial, sir.” She’s fairly confident that she could take him down if needed– mainly due to the level of general violence she was accustomed to and would be willing to commit at any given moment. “You’re not exactly helping your case, moron.”

infernoxheart:

{!!} – ❝Aw, yeah, but ya see, there’s a loop-hole!❞ Renaldo argued with vehement insistence, ❝It ain’t serial if I only do it once! If I just kill you, dat don’t make me a serial killer, now, does it?❞ He seemed rather proud of that one.

The fireman wasn’t in the habit of raising his hand to women, but he, too, was relatively certain that if he did, she’d have him on the floor in less than five seconds. Hand-to-hand combat wasn’t his proficiency, by any means. ❝Wha - what’d you just call me...? Moron...? I’ll have you know dat’s MR. Moron t’ you, thankin’ you very much - !!❞ He folded his arms over his chest in petty defiance, shifting on his feet where he stood.

[infernoxheart]

nobodystypeofguy >>> infernoxheart

[dxsole]

Don’t Smile...

[infernoxheart]

dxspereaux:

Didi slightly flinched as his shaking fist, before frowning at him. Ornery little guy wasn’t he? She makes one tiny (and rude) observation and he flies off the handle! Men were far too sensitive sometimes.

“I wouldn’t say it if I didn’t think so.” Oof, harsh. “Relax, little man.” Says the even littler woman. “If you say you’re not a serial killer, I’ll believe you. Mostly because I look like I could totally take you if you did try to kill me. So don’t worry so much about it, hm?”

nobodystypeofguy:

{!!} – Renaldo wet his lips as if about to quip something extremely damning, holding a finger up in to the air with a large inhale...only to realise he had absolutely nothing.

He was floundering for a retort, ❝...Dat may be true, but I know how ta start fires as well as put ‘em out, ya know!!❞ he underwhelmingly threatened with an equally ineffectual sneer. Arguably, she did look like she probably could take him in a fight. There was no point in denying it.