Perhaps next we meet I will be an ocean current

oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is

you all hate me and my penis. I mean penisnt

I made the mistake of looking at this while taking an order over the headset at work and started laughing really hard and had to gather myself for a second and my coworkers kept trying to look at my phone to see what I was laughing at

nearly ran a redlight thinking about >penis ripped off by penis gnomes on my way home from work

well. we've finally received a notice to vacate.

we've been in a dire situation for months, ever since my wife lost her job this past autumn.

we've finally been served a notice to vacate.

$3,138 due by JUNE 14 2026 or else it's the streets for us.

with no income or proof of employment, we have nowhere else to go. i'm unable to work because of worsening ME/CFS and other debilitating health issues that i can't afford treatment for. jobs are refusing to hire my trans wife. if we lose our housing, it will kill us, as even this city is becoming more and more openly hostile to immigrants and trans women.

it's aapi heritage month and me/cfs awareness month, and we're going to get evicted in pride month.

i don't know what else to say. we've been begging for months.

ppal | vm | ca | ko-fi

may 20, 2026; 25 DAYS LEFT

$2,804 / $4,136

i have to add our base rent of $998 to the goal amount since we still do not have any confirmation of being hired and even if that happens soon, it will take multiple paychecks to catch up on our own, thus starting this harrowing cycle all over again.

however, we are now only $334 away from paying up in full to avoid eviction!! i am deeply grateful for everyone's generosity and help in keeping us safe and housed. thank you thank you thank you

may 23; 22 DAYS LEFT

$2,894 / $4,136

which means we're $244 away from paying in full to avoid eviction!! please let's keep this momentum, and again thank you so much for helping.

may 28; 17 DAYS LEFT

$3,069 / $4,136

meaning $69 (lol nice) left to pay in full to avoid eviction!!

still jobless and incomeless, with phone and internet bills (~$150) and next month's rent ($998, included in overall goal amount) coming up soon too. it's been an enormously stressful time and i'm currently dealing with a PEM flare on top of everything. x_x

we are so close and i am hoping this momentum keeps going so we can reach the goal asap and not get evicted during pride month. thank you everyone!!!!! this means so much and is literally saving both of our lives.

#'a gooner' bitch me too tf

we've turned in the cashier's check to pay the $3,138 amount!!

unfortunately, we were also informed that the amount needed that was not reflected on the notice we were given, had bumped up to $3,200. we're able to avoid eviction with what we've paid, and requested a ledger for transparency. before eviction amount was paid, we owed a total of $4,204, as of this past monday. that means we're still on the treadmill of owing rent and getting hit with late fees, the owed balance has not been totally cleared.

the above mentioned bills (phone, internet, this month's rent +$10 late fee as it's unlikely we'll be able to pay before the 7th) are also still very needed. my wife's been in job limbo and it's unclear whether or not they're moving forward with onboarding. so we still need help in order to full catch up without incurring more fees.

incredibly grateful and frankly blown away by how much help we've been able to receive for this. i hope everyone is having a pleasant and safe pride month so far <3

neverrollalone

ryleh bobinSON

spiralmindz

i will never be forced to be in "community" with nazis and pedophiles i dont give a fuck

spiralmindz

ppl have been saying this but i really do despise how much radqueer 4chan type bullshit is being spread thru queer tumblr space currently like. what are we fucking doing man. hating lolicons and nazis used to be normal

a0mu

Tags from abyssalwyrmwells that I think also sum up my thoughts on this pretty well.

therosecleric

life is so unforgiving sometimes. i don't know how else to communicate how desperately i need help. i want to try and keep going but it's been so difficult. 🌿https://gofund.me/26980abfe

deepdwellingsteamboat

SUBNAUTICA 2 2026・dev. Unknown Worlds

importantcatpics

rickybabyboy

secret methods

secret reasons

sacred-portal

flipchild

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

flipchild

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

flipchild

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

salerna

Y'ALL

DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOUR WEINER GETS HARD, YOU CAN RUB IT UP AND DOWN AND IT ACTUALLY FEELS REALLY GOOD????!!!

segamascott

🤯🤯🤯

#real?

pollsforadults

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 5 days 5 hours

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(anon submission)

oh-he-mean-fight

Since nobody has posted it here yet, here's the new official art (by Jen Zee) that SGG dropped on us today

threedollarsdotcom

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

#me trying to get an appointment for THREE FUCKING YEARS #maybe more. i stopped cointing.

pocketss

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

#is she single.

straytheskies

its 3 am and im tire d and someone posted this strategy board in ffxiv and im crying

ayinnimaakii

Formline stalker and salish sorta peeper (subnautica)

Three days ago, this beautiful baby girl (masa) was born. Her name signifies high value and beauty, and it suits her perfectly, for she is very beautiful and dear to all our hearts. She is my brother's second daughter, Iman's younger sister.

Despite the immense joy that has filled our hearts and the delight we feel at the arrival of this new member of our family, we are deeply saddened by the situation of this child and how she will grow up and live her life in Gaza, which is facing genocide.

Gaza is not safe, and this child was born in the worst place in the world. It's not her fault that she's a child who doesn't understand or feel anything, but she was born in Gaza. This is not easy at all. Here, formula, diapers, and all baby supplies are incredibly expensive, even more so than food and drink, due to their scarcity.