I want to know all

nerd alert uh oh

[blazeball]

say what you will about the pre-sequel but it has some of the prettiest scenery in any borderlands game

[danielsarmand]

i’m just cackling at the fact that all rhys did was grow this god awful moustache while vaughn literally became An Actual God

[albrii]

a big coat for hiding FRIENDS

[necromorph-slayinglovemachine]

I’m at the point where it’s gonna be hard to take the Calypso Twins seriously cuz I keep imagining them sounding like Jessie and James from Team Rocket

[infinitecassanova-blog]

Prepare for trouble- AND MAKE IT DOUBLE

[cherryman-art]

They got me, boo.

[buddhaarmed-deactivated20210805]

((Someone swap Tyreen’s and Troy’s faces please.))

[calypsoscalling-deactivated2020]

((okay))

[bluewaterlily]

70% of my stress comes from the fear that they’re gonna kill off all of my favourite characters in blands 3.

[hyperioncompanyman]

Flak is literally Ace Ventura. Change my mind.

[albrii]

okay but what if….

[movedtowhiteworms-deactivated20]

im loving the progression of borderland’s big bads…handsome jacks whole thing was the king of kings but the calypso twins are literally heading a religion. Whats a king to a god!

[doom-dreaming]

Things I Want From The Calypso Twins In Borderlands 3

sibling banter

tag-team dynamics

inside jokes

a secret handshake

sibling banter

sharing one (1) brain cell

alternatively, Troy being the smart one and Tyreen being the impulsive muscle (doubt that will happen, but let me dream)

sibling banter

both of them being intelligent, but in different ways

getting into petty arguments over which one is technically older

SiBLiNg BaNTeR

mildly-antagonistic nicknames for each other

calling you on your ECHOcomm to taunt you but then getting sidetracked by their own discussion

SIBLING BANTER

being clearly evil but also being clearly twins who have been there for each other since birth

twin-speak/finishing sentences/communication with just body language

TROY USING TYREEN’S HEAD AS A FUCK I N G ARMREST

SIBLING BANTER

some genuinely tender/sympathetic moments that almost make you feel sorry for them (whatever their motives are)

finding ECHOlogs of, like…really mundane things that they didn’t realize the recorder picked up

Troy picking Tyreen up and getting punched

S I B L I N G B A N T E R

I already love these edgy idiots! Feel free to add onto this!

[vladof-revolution]

how I run comin outta the New-U Station lookin for someone’s ass to beat:

[mr-blake]

TALON?! BABY BIRB?? BABEY???

Y'ALL I JUST GOT THE TINY TINA ROBOT TEA PARTY PACK AND IM SOBBING AAAHHHHHH

[infinitecassanova-blog]

For the next 6 months

i’m going to be replaying the entire Borderlands franchise in timeline order of- Borderlands 1, Borderlands: The Pre-sequel, Borderlands 2, Tales from the Borderlands going to try to get 100 percent on each (at least for one character) did i come back to tumblr only to feed my obsession? absolutely correct i wouldn’t be on here otherwise

[blazeball]

every time i see a popular borderlands post i feel unfairly proud… like

[skeleslime-phantom]

My dumbass, who hasn’t cosplayed in my entire life, but knows it’s a tedious, expensive, and skilled craft: Hmmm I’d love to dress up as Flak <3 <3 <3

[yhrite]

Me approaching the edge of a cliff knowing full well Borderlands 1 GOTY still has fall damage and that I will most certainly land into the skag den below with most of my health and/or shields depleted: