Jellomancy

Jiggles ominously. I am 30 - 40 years old.

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[pedroam-bang]

Silent Cartographer - Halo: Campaign Evolved (2026)

[dailymothanon]

Behold our newest invention: the portable portal maker guy 😮‍💨 I realized it’s been. Awhile. Since I’ve drawn Tfp Soundwave, I guess it’s just a me thinking about how tedious is feels to do that 🤔 so it discourages me from coming up with ideas for Tfp.. so I made myself draw him.. I don’t really got much to say about it tho, it’s just. Yeah I drew him for sure

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[doom-dreaming]

if you're in your early 20s, please take this well-intentioned piece of advice: no one wants to hear about how irresponsible with alcohol you are.

i know you think it's cool and you think it'll be a way to bond with Other Adults but i am putting my hands on your shoulders and looking you in the eyes to say. we will be worried about you if you're bragging about being drunk at 10:30 a.m. don't.

[rosemehdee]

hurting ur friend with a really sad headcanon like 

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[sabertoothwalrus]

much appreciation for people who create ocs that are clearly derivative of The Character because even if the inspiration is clear, they had the self awareness that their headcanons had snowballed so far past character analysis into pure self indulgence that there was very little of source material left. and that’s beautiful. sometimes when you’re preoccupied playing touys it’s hard to take a step back and realize you’ve actually created something wonderful and new

[comikbook]

“how do you get people online to care about your ocs” you have to be soooooooo annoying like really annoying

[honeydewdrops333]

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life

[herpsandbirds]

Southern Ground Hornbills (Bucorvus leadbeater), family Bucorvidae, order Bucerotiformes, Gorongosa National Park, Mozambique

photograph by Piotr Naskrecki

[omneco]

[samsketchbook]

baby airplane abandoned on tarmac and rescued has not yet molted and so must be held/lifted above the play rug to simulate successful takeoffs for his enrichment and learning

[violentoffender]

op why are you wearing gloves. are you just in the dark. doing this.

[samsketchbook]

typically the baby plane's immune system would be built through nursing and again later with saliva transferal during feeding (this species / model feeds similar to penguins after a phase of exclusively nursing) but without a plane mother we must be very careful when first introducing the infant to a new environment. the same goes for light exposure, as the infant planes (of this species) would spend the first few weeks tucked under the mother plane's winglets, only emerging at night. this of course makes flying more difficult for her and is why mother planes are largely grounded for the fledgling period . occasionally survival calls for a takeoff anyway and this is why runt planes can sometimes tumble onto the runway where the mother must make the difficult decision to circle back or to leave them behind in the interest of the rest of the litter

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[animentality]

[autism-freaks]

I would like to remind people that masculinity and gentleness are not opposites. They are not mutually exclusive. You can be very masculine and gentle at the same time. No one is more or less masculine for exhibiting kind, gentle behavior.

[portraitoftheoddity]

The problem with having OCs is that sometimes you wanna read about your little guy being in situations but unfortunately he is YOUR little guy and no one is gonna put him in that situation but you. Tragic.