INFINITEJUSTICE

: 25 : animator : illustrator : designer

[chubbycattumbling]

Source: Instagram - @friendlycatsclub

[infinitejustice]

Scenes from my disposable camera in Switzerland!

[seat-safety-switch]

You can tell a lot about the health of a civilization by their warning signs. Places with a lot of dumb folks will have very broad, very dumb warnings in public. "No feeding the birds." "Stop swimming in this drainage pond." That kind of thing.

Advanced civilizations have very precise signs. They've covered the bases of their regular, run-of-the-mill idiots, and now they're working hard to cover that other end of the bell curve: the talented idiot. When I was in Germany last time, there was a big warning sign that consisted of a 76-letter-long word that means "stop bothering this particular goose, Sven." I don't know who Sven was, but the goose looked pretty calm. It worked.

Now, I have a secret to tell you. You can just make your own signs. There's no law against it, except perhaps "littering," and the municipal sign factory doesn't have very good security. If you show up there past close and put in the door code that you shoulder-surfed off one of the employees returning from lunch a week prior, you have all night to fuck around with their sign-printing machine, making the most official-looking placards you can think of.

Is this wrong? I don't think so. It's a public space, and being able to put up an aluminum sign that says wacky crank shit is your right. For instance, just last week, I banned pickup trucks from parking by the playground. The cops figured out something was going on, because they didn't get any calls for toddlers getting backed over for a couple of days and sent a patrol truck to investigate. Took my sign right down.

What I discovered after that is that nobody keeps records of what signs are supposed to be there. Why would anyone put up a sign for no reason? They cost money, after all. The city is now suing the shit out of that officer for stealing the "no trucks" sign, thanks to an anonymous tipster who called in the theft. Guy wearing a reflective vest came by and put like four more of them up after the lawsuit made the news, just out of spite. I'm not entirely sure if he's actually a city worker; we ran into each other at 3am at the sign factory and just grunted. He was working on some really crazy signs about not feeding a particular swan. Probably German.

[tinygalaxykid]

My zine on vending for the first time! I wish I hadn't waited so long to start and now hopefully others can start too!

[eagans]

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[formlab]

Sharp Ratecaputer (PC-2000), 1979

[acornwellian]

the severance season 2 speedy squad of six

[animentality]

[roscolux]

this is like. GENUINELY the best edit i've ever seen in my life. full stop. let me reiterate: not just the best severance edit. THE best edit. the creator doesn't have a tumblr that i can find but i simply had to share.

[diabloii]

[infinitejustice]

she's charging her attack

[dankomaksimovic]

ph. Danko Maksimovic - Bochum, Germany (2024)

Film: Kodak Portra 800

[jamierthanyou]

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

[nnebuchadnezzar]

the egg bar is coveted as fuck

[shmups]

[digitalismmm]

Back to work

[unstablefragments2]

via ngc1961

[bitchthefuck1]

this episode makes mr. milchick's frustration about his screensaver even funnier bc you mean to tell me that he managed to personally visit 3 people, fire 2 of them, find 4 new employees and have them brought to this office, renovate the wellness center and break room, visit mark again, fire the people he hired, visit and rehire the 2 people he originally fired, and arrange for a 3+ minute claymation video, all in less time than it took them to update a screensaver??? I'd be fuming