[catchymemes]

[anime--irl]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mulletlove-deactivated20200811]

forever grateful i’m not who i used 2 be

[mulletlove-deactivated20200811]

love her tho

[catchymemes]

[ferngullynationalist]

Shocking: Local Woman Fails To See Weird PM From Random Strange Man On The Internet As Fulfillment Of Desire For A Loving, Healthy Relationship

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Even worse, a stranger from reddit specifically

[gaypitbull]

[justbadpuns]

When you Bern your toast..

[willow]

Not to be controversial but being in love is the best

[kvng-god]

Source?

[willow]

my heart

[academicssay]

[prettypositivity]

be careful with how much you tolerate. you are teaching them how to treat you

[lolfunnyhumor]

[thecommonchick]

LOL 😂

[quailstoastonish]

WHERE-MY-HUG-AT- GASTON

[ruinedchildhood]

[bob-belcher]

Detective Pikachu (2019)

[secondclassvines]

“the “milk with every meal” family”

[whoredrigo]

Directed by Jordan Peele

[stream]

#sorrynotsorry

[botanyshitposts]

a series of events

>my mom is an elementary school teacher who does extended learning stuff

>every year she teaches a unit on the fibonacci sequence

>right before school starts, she goes and finds some sunflowers to use as examples

>she gets some normal sunflowers and puts them in vases

>this year we have feral sunflowers growing in our backyard too

>sunflowers grew from birdseed the finches threw on the ground from mom’s birdfeeders

>sunflowers for use in bags of sunflower seeds for human consumption, birdseed, etc are specifically bred to industrial sizes to increase yields, just like any other crop

>tfw a few sunflower seeds grow and most of them are normal/smaller bc of hybrid vigor (only the first generation produces industrial sized plants, subsequent generations can vary wildly)

>tfw one singular sunflower grows to industrial size. like. INDUSTRIAL.

>its so big birds perch on it to pull out the seeds

>mom cuts it off and takes it inside to save it for class

>tfw all our vases are too small

>it absolutely dwarfs the normal sunflowers

>tfw my mom puts it in our crockpot with some water instead

[botanyshitposts]

[botanyshitposts]

[highempressofdirt]

The worst part about surveying through sunflower fields is not the resin you get covered in or even your skin getting sandpapered off by the hairs on the leaves.

The worst part is getting concussed by the flowers as they bash you in the back of the head as you push them out of the way.

[botanyshitposts]

okay. i gotta say. never considered the potential occupational hazards of sunflower fields

[musicalbunny]

I think this is necessary to post. I see a lot of people “saving” bunnies.

“*Bunnies are one of the most frequently “kidnapped” mammal species. *Mothers dig a very shallow nest in the ground that is easily uncovered when mowing or raking the yard. If you find a rabbit nest-leave it alone!! *Mother rabbits only return to the nest two or three times a day, usually before dawn and right after dusk.  *To determine if they are orphaned, either place a string across the nest in a tic-tac-toe shape or circle the nest with flour. Check the nest the next day. If the string or flour is disturbed, the mother has returned. If not, take the bunnies to a rehabilitator. * A bunny that is bright eyed and 4-5 inches long is fully independent and does NOT need to be rescued! *If you find a bunny that does need to be rescued, put it in a dark, quiet location. Bunnies are a prey species and while they may look calm, they are actually very, very scared!”

[flashinglightsandecstasy]

Never knew this, keeping this for reference

[kazuha159]

As a student of Veterinary Medicine I can completely confirm this! Do NOT take them out of their nest unless you’re 100% sure that the mother did not come back for them after at least one day!