[labella-instagram]

@johannaeolsson

[labella-instagram]

[animatedtext]

[phantomthread2017]

[evilvillain123456789]

your electro-magnetic field is weak and disturbed and your spiritual body is bloated with angst. you may not enter my men’s streetwear groupchat.

[puthy]

I just wanna lay down and like have a tree grow through me

[frottinq]

thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put "please speak to me in an Italian accent" in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes "eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!" and when I told him he didn't actually have to do it he was like "a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!"

[kaoui-deactivated20230103]

[omghotmemes]

Happy 80th

[watchthirdlife]

wow i didn’t know they got married congrats

[frankaiden-deactivated20250908]

love wins

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

Hate the glorification of toxic relationships on this fucking site

[sk-1522]

[valtsv]

please let me come to your sleepover party i promise i won't levitate out of my sleeping bag or start crawling around on the ceiling at 3am this time

[valtsv]

i don't know who made all the lights flicker ominously every time someone got up to use the bathroom but it wasn't me i swear

[valtsv]

the wii remotes and console dripping blood and screaming every time i lost at mario kart was a coincidence honest

[hazy-october]

[paintedreptile]

I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.

Yes the fly was removed afterwards.

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[radicalgraff]

“The only dangerous minority is the rich”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ruinedchildhood]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[coast-trash]