Sansa's Lair

[infinity-sansa]

My fanfictions

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MY FANFICTIONS

My Hero Academia

One more time with feeling (Izuku Midoriya/Katsuki Bakugou, Other pairings, Multi-chapters Series, Ongoing) 1. Prelude to a Princess (Series, Complete) 2. One more time with feeling, Year One (Series, Ongoing)

Children of Elysium (Izuku Midoriya/Katsuki Bakugou, others, Multi-chapters Series, Complete) 1. Do it for him (Series, Complete) 2. Saving Deku (Series, Discontinued) 3. Love the way you lie (Series, Complete) 4. Happy, dumb, fun (Oneshot)

Disaster Rainbow Flags (Multi-ships, Series of Oneshots, Ongoing)

How you remind me (Enji Todoroki/Shouto Todoroki, Series, Finished)

Memories of them (Eijirou Kirishima/Shouta Todoroki, Oneshot)

My Hero Tropetember (Izuku Midoriya/Katsuki Bakugou, Series of Oneshots, Complete)

DC Comics

Perfect strangers (Lex Luthor/Clark Kent, Multi-chapters Series, Ongoing) 1. Unspoken (Oneshot) 2. Loquacious Bastard (Series, Ongoing)

Marvel

Starker (Peter Parker/Tony Stark)

Worlds apart (Multi-chapters series, Ongoing) 1. Some kind of disaster (Series, Complete) 2. One of us (Series, Ongoing)

Et l’on n’y peut rien (Series, Complete)

Always (Oneshot)

Tipping the scales (Oneshot)

It’s not the end of the world (Oneshot)

The vet, the twink and the kitten (Oneshot)

Timer after time (Oneshot)

Un peu de vin avec ceci? (Oneshot)

For better and for worse (Oneshot)

Hi, Iron Man (Oneshot)

Beloved monster (Series, Ongoing)

Cleome (Series, Ongoing)

Meeting Tony Stark (Series, Ongoing)

Fresh start (Series, Ongoing)

A new love for Christmas (Series, Complete)

Stony (Steve Rogers/Tony Stark)

Time of our lives (Series, Complete)

Symbrock (Venom Symbiote/Eddie Brock)

Let no Sin rule over Us (Series, Complete)

Fear No Evil (Series, Complete)

SpiderStrange (Peter Parker/Stephen Strange)

Perfect strangers in an imperfect world (Series, Ongoing)

Moon Knight (Marc Spector/Steven Grant)

Spellbound (Multi-chapters series, Ongoing) 1. Unbound (Series, Complete) 2. Bound together (Series, Complete)

The Dildo Dilemma (Oneshot) [Translated in Mandarin by leaf52 and in Russian by sad_penguin]

The perfect date (Series, Ongoing)

Disney

Encanto (Mariano Guzmán/Bruno Madrigal)

Lo que ven (Series, Complete)

Harry Potter

Sinner (Albus Potter/Scorpius Malfoy, Series, Ongoing)

Mr. Villain's Day Off

Mr. Villain's New Boyfriend (Red/General, Oneshot)

Mr. Villain and the Human Anatomy (Black/General, Oneshot)

Gravity Falls

Love Is (Multi-chapters Series, Ongoing) 1. Like a Prayer (Bill Cipher/Ford Pines, Complete) 2. The Sum of our Delusions (Fiddleford McGucket/Stanley Pines, Ongoing)

That Queer Grunkle AU (Multi-chapters Series, Ongoing) 1. There's something queer about Grunkle Ford! (Bill Cipher/Ford Pines, Complete) 2. Interlude (Bill Cipher/Ford Pines, Complete) 3. There's nothing weird about Bill Cipher! (Bill Cipher/Ford Pines, Ongoing)

One thing led to another (Derogatory) (Bill Cipher/Ford Pines, Ongoing)

[xstarker]

Why is the starker fandom so pro AI?? That is the most confusing shit to me, and as much as I love this ship GET THAT AI BULLSHIT OUT OF HEREE.

Make real art! Write fanfic! Use your brain to create something beautiful!

Stop using an AI program that is literally killing our planet and using our clean water to put two non-consenting real life people in sexual and romantic positions. You're disgusting.

Tony and Peter may be characters, but RDJ and Tom Holland are real people. They did not give you permission to use their likeness to make AI bullshit so that you can get your rocks off. Those. Are. Real. People.

Maybe you wouldn't care if it were you, but it's not.

[a-goofy-little-goober]

I need to see someone watch gravity falls after only knowing it from billford. what fucking gravity falls were you guys watching

[infinity-sansa]

Girl I watched Gravity Falls BECAUSE of the Old Man Triangle Yaoi. Glad I did because it's damn good but yeah, I was so confused when I didn't see Ford for like 3/4 of the entire show.

I wasn't disappointed by the seemingly lack of direct allusion of Billford though because I'm old and by now, expecting queerbaiting at best is my default state when entering a new fandom.

[infinity-sansa]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Knights of Guinevere (GLITCH Web Series) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Andi/Frankie (Knights of Guinevere) Characters: Frankie (Knights of Guinevere), Andi (Knights of Guinevere) Additional Tags: Smut, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Is Frankie trans? Is she not? Who knows, not me, You Decide, I'm just a writer I don't know what's happening 

Summary: Girls are princesses, boys are knights. Frankie never felt like a princess, until she meets Andi.

[infinity-sansa]

By G*d the Gravity Falls fandom is unhinged, never change 😂😂😂

Find out who's Ford's baby daddy HERE AND HERE.

And don't forget to ABORT THAT THANG!!!

(I voted for the most popular choice each time, that's the proof we're kind of a hive mind huh)

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT BONUS POLL #3 - 'ABORTION'

From suggestions here and here.

Out of our Top Twelve Contestants...

TUMBLR! Who's aborting that thang?

Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)

Elim Garak (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)

Julian Bashir (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)

Quark (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Odysseus (EPIC: The Musical)

Dr. Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik (Sonic the Hedgehog Films)

Dr. Delbert Doppler (Treasure Planet)

James T. Kirk (Star Trek)

Bilbo Baggins (The Hobbit/The Lord of the Rings)

Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce (M*A*S*H)

Bruce Wayne/Batman (DC)

Voting ended onJul 4, 2025

*Bonus polls do not have any standing in the official competition or its 'canon' and are purely for fan amusement!

[infinity-sansa]

YEAH ABORT THAT MONSTER BABY DO IT!!!

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

ALRIGHT EVERYBODY! THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!

With two wins in the round robin finale, tumblr has elected to breed... STANFORD PINES!!! CONGRATULATIONS, GRAVITY (gravid-y) FALLS FANS!!!

Garak finishes as the runner-up, with 1 round robin win, leaving Bashir to finish in 3rd place. It's been such a fucking blast running this tournament and seeing all the amazing art and fanfiction and meta produced from it! You guys have been absolutely amazing! Stick around for our bonus polls. :)

*(Also don't worry about the fact I used the Lower Decks Garashir designs, it was just to make them easier to edit)

[infinity-sansa]

WOOHOO!!!! FORD WON!!!!

(This pic is so cursed lol)

[infinity-sansa]

It's the finale of the @need-him-pregnant-poll! This time, there's 2 polls where Ford's competing for the title of Most Breedable Man 2025 so let's all vote for him!

Stanford Pines VS Julian Bashir

Stanford Pines VS Elim Garak

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 3

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Stanford ‘Ford’ Pines (Gravity Falls)

Elim Garak (Star Trek)

Voting ended onJun 30, 2025

[Poll 1, Poll 2]

PROPAGANDA:

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[Garak]

"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."

[infinity-sansa]

VOTE FOR STANFORD PINES!!!

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 1

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Stanford ‘Ford’ Pines (Gravity Falls)

Julian Bashir (Star Trek)

Voting ended onJun 30, 2025

[Poll 2, Poll 3]

PROPAGANDA:

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[Julian]

"he is EXTREMELY submissive and breedable."

[submitted by @justanotherkathrynjanewayblog]

[infinity-sansa]

VOTE FOR STANFORD PINES!!!

[infinity-sansa]

It's way too hot here, my brain is melting along with my will to write but I have until Monday to write at least chapter 3 of One thing led to another (Derogatory). Why? Because it'll be the finals of that goddamn Mpreg poll at @need-him-pregnant-poll !!!

(And if possible, continue some of my WIPs)

Don't forget to vote for my punching bag my babygirl Stanford Pines!

[infinity-sansa]

I have a massive writer's block but I'm still lurking and this is a PSA for you to

VOTE FOR STANFORD PINES!!!

I NEED THIS MAN TO GET PREGNANT and suffer.

TOGETHER, LET'S GIVE HIM THE VICTORY HE DESERVES (and a baby - several ones?)!!!

[infinity-sansa]

WE DID IT!! WE WON!!!

TO THE FINALS!!!

[infinity-sansa]

I have a massive writer's block but I'm still lurking and this is a PSA for you to

VOTE FOR STANFORD PINES!!!

I NEED THIS MAN TO GET PREGNANT and suffer.

TOGETHER, LET'S GIVE HIM THE VICTORY HE DESERVES (and a baby - several ones?)!!!

[funkyclunk]

DO YOUR PART, VOTE FORD IN THE MOST RECENT ROUND OF THE @need-him-pregnant-poll !! LETS GET THIS MAN PREGNANT!!

[infinity-sansa]

DO YOUR PART TOO!!!

VOTE STANFORD!!!

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 6 POLL 1

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce (M*A*S*H)

Stanford 'Ford' Pines (Gravity Falls)

Voting ended onJun 11, 2025

PROPAGANDA:

[Hawkeye]

"He genuinely never stops asking for it. There's gotta be a one mpreg joke per season quota. One of the very first things he says to a new major character—his new best friend—is that someone's going to have to get him pregnant if they want to marry him."

"He wants it real bad in canon, told a man 10 mins after meeting him that someone needed to get him pregnant before he got married. He will NOT stop making pregnancy jokes."

"He makes multiple jokes about getting/being pregnant, or otherwise being fucked by men, throughout the show. One of the first things he says upon meeting his new coworker is "someone's gonna have to get me pregnant." I just need someone to take care of that obvious desire for him. For my own mental health and wellbeing."

"look at him. He’s so babygirl it hurts. All he does is crack a joke to cover up his pain."

"He wants to get pregnant, he talks about it constantly on the show. Yes it's jokes but they're so consistent, and honestly I think he deserves one nice thing out of this war."

"HE CANONICALLY WON'T STFU ABOUT GETTING PREGNANT. HE WANTS TO BE PREGNANT SO BAD PLEASE MAKE HIS WISHES COME TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"He wants himself to be pregnant, I'm just following orders."

"He regularly jokes about getting pregnant/wanting to get pregnant/"you'll have to get me pregnant first" and just look at him. Manwhore."

"Mans is hurting for it, multiple lines across all seasons with him referencing the idea of being knocked up, including but not limiting to offering to carry another man's baby more then once, and referring to another character as 'the son he never had' in a maternal sense multiple times. He's also canonically a whore (positive) if that helps."

"Man he needs himself pregnant. Like, he makes so many jokes about getting knocked up."

"this man is a bisexual pansy constantly begging other men to get him pregnant, whether it’s an army general on the phone, his best friend(s), or a man he literally just met 2 seconds ago while racing against the clock to meet the best friend/lover that this new man is replacing before he gets on a flight home (he fails and meets this new guy instead. He’s always playing at being the wife of his male best friends and just look at him. he needs it. for his health."

"It's what he wants!! He made enough jokes about it on the show!"

"Honestly, I don't even care that much about getting him pregnant. But I know he does so I'm doing this for him. His breeding kink. <3"

"he's gagging for it. seemingly every opportunity he has he makes a mpreg comment: "I know I'm just a captain, and you're a general, but i want to have your baby. I mean it! ill have your baby! I'll kiss all your stars!". that man is so traumatized from -the war- but i think getting pregnant could fix him. :3"

"Hawkeye Pierce is a bisexual draftee in the US Army who feminizes himself as a joke to reject the army life, and possibly, to "fly under the radar" (as in: "I'm only jokingly a homo! Otherwise I'm real manly!!!"). He regularly makes jokes as to becoming pregnant, bearing children, being the "mother/aunt" in the relationship (including a direct quote: "Tell your uncle Trapper and aunt Hawkeye about it!"). Hawkeye is tall, lanky, obviously "weird", "strange", a jokester and, I cannot emphasize this enough, obsessed with pregnancy. It's the thematic ideal of stability to him. Textually, the incorporation of pregnancy is an advanced development of his rejection of the army and the war. It's also incredibly funny. Have you seen Alan Alda? Get 👏 him 👏 pregnant 👏 now!!! 👏"

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[seeker-on-the-wind]

Not long now! Let’s keep it up and get Ford to the next round!

Small propaganda:

Imagine Gruncle Stan finally getting to be an uncle to his siblings kid? He didn’t really get to be there for Shermie’s kids, just the grand-nibblings.

And Ford would get the unwavering support of family he was so far removed from even Before getting sucked into the portal!

[toomuchfanfic]

Exactly! It wouldn't be only Ford who would get to experience family! Like just imagine everyone bonding even more over a little bean.

Stan would be charmed! A little baby! From his brother! Stan is a family man. He'd love that kid so much, he would now have three kids, he would be ecstatic and now he could be in their life from the beginning as himself, as uncle Stanley.

Mabel and Dipper would pretty much get a younger sibling. Mabel would make the nursery and Dipper would be right behind her with all the books on how to take care of a baby and what's safe and isn't safe for a baby. They'd be there for the little bean and teach them everything about gravity falls!

And ford would get more family. He didn't have any for 30 years and barely any before. And now he's gonna have his own baby and it's hard on him but it would bring everyone a little closer and he wouldn't be alone.

Also by the end of the poll, I'm sure he'd figure out how to get himself pregnant without bill, just to spite him lol.

[infinity-sansa]

I agree with everything that was said, and I even have one argument to add. This scene:

Look at him! He's a man who lost his family long ago, who lost everything when he was sent through the portal, and when he's back what does he see? Two children from his family. He looks so happy. So imagine if the child in question is his? How proud, overjoyed and blissful he would be?

[infinity-sansa]

Your reminder to vote for Stanford Pines in the Need Him Pregnant Poll, we're nearly at the end of this round and he still needs all the votes he can get against his opponent!

GO STANFORD!!!

[infinity-sansa]

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Gravity Falls Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bill Cipher/Ford Pines Characters: Bill Cipher, Ford Pines Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, First Meetings, Meet-Cute, in a very twisted way, Triangle Bill Cipher, Human Bill Cipher, Manipulative Bill Cipher, Bill Cipher is a Little Shit, Bill Cipher is a Tease, Seriously he's the trollest troll that ever trolled, Young Ford Pines, Gay Ford Pines, Mystery, Angst, Love at First Sight, Unreliable Narrator, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Public Sex, Sex Pollen, Friends to Enemies, Enemies to Lovers, Complicated Relationships, First Time, First Time Bottoming, First Time Topping, Awkward First Times, Bill Cipher is Bad at Feelings 

Series: Part 3 of That Queer Grunkle AU

Summary: For millennia, Bill Cipher tried to build a portal between the Nightmare Realm and another dimension, with little to no success. One day, he meets a young human scientist and things start to change.

Too bad that also applies to him.

Prequel to There's something queer about Grunkle Ford!. You don't need to read the sequel to understand this story.