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i prefer to be anon online, but if you must attach an identity to me, update: i am a 69-year-old cis straight american white protestant male. i uh love country music and grilling, probably.

edit x2: i do not answer mean anons unless they have a sufficiently funny roast in them; please keep this in mind.

edit x3: i am not a drama blog. unless there’s something truly awful that needs to be brought to my attention, please do not reference other users in asks, or i will not answer them.

#me.txt #shitposting #general

completely dropped off the face of the planet past few months. anyways i've been reading some Epic Fantasy (TM) which has not happened in a while. currently reading don quixote for the second time. thinking of reading the canterbury tales or beowulf or something after.

#i feel i've grown into a nicer person over the years #can't inflammatorily blog anymore #i'm becoming unc too #did you know? the other day i had to have a conversation with a table dominated by 19-year-olds and i was like “what does THAT mean?”#oh you know what we could be talking about. american politics. inflammatory politics blog.#just going to be “gop stands for guardians of pdf files” every single post #me.txt #shortposting

kpop demon hunters is an ok movie and my biggest criticism is: why doesn't zoey have at least a glock. she's supposed to have grew up in america smh.

#kpop demon hunters #kpdh #me.txt #shitposting #at least they gave zoey a ranged weapon.......

pitch for a clark kent show: the show of an investigative reporter who has ibs and must go to the bathroom just when superman shows up.

#literally just clark kent #the show never shows superman as him #he's just always “in the bathroom” when he's around #dc #superman #me.txt #shitposting

life pro tip: if there's a bad show, just wait ten years for the fans to make the most insane compilations of it on youtube, makes it like 1000x better.

#me.txt #shitposting #general

the other day i was spectating a herald lion chasing someone with low health and i was frantically whispering "FINGER THEM FINGER THEM!!!"

hope they never rename his ultimate, finger of death.

#me.txt #shitposting #dota 2 #he had the mana and the cooldown and wouldn't press R #the range is pretty good too! lmao.#incomprehensible post unless you play dota 2

outsourcing this blog to chatgpt.

As an AI language model, I have better things to do than to waste energy complaining about the things you don't like. Are you sure you would not like to instead engage in weird erotic roleplay?

......... well. it's more advanced than i expected

#me.txt #shitposting #general #obviously not a real gpt response because the real gpt would be like “wow your takes are SO DEEP!!!!!!”

not chuds being angry that andor season 2 mentioned rape because uhhh imperial officers abusing their power is "too unrealistic" for star wars, a series that has never EVER included sexual exploitation and violence as a theme

ofc the real reason is that the right-wing sees "official abusing authority of legal status" and they think it's about them (which is correct btw but not because it was made with them in mind). snowflakes lmao

#“i want more nuance than republic vs empire” star wars fans stfu apparently lmao #liBerAL pROpaGAnDA guys!!!!!!!!!!! they're not with the le based right :((((((((#the fandom menace #me.txt #shortposting #star wars #star wars is at its worst when it's about googledidock magical systems and force shit.#reminder that the word 'sith' was never actually uttered until the prequels #which would have worked just as well if the sith never existed lmao #sexual assault mention #tw sexual assault mention

oh yikes. yikes yikes yikes. this is possibly the worst part i've played in a game in recent memory. honestly surface tension is so bad i'm considering just turning on invincibility mode. i hated this level when i was a kid.

but half life truly is the most Seattle (TM) game ever made. a bit jarring just how much "YAY MILITARY" era of the 2000s completely changed the vidya games. the marines are true crayon-eaters. but bullet-sponges.

#me.txt #shortposting #shitposting #half-life

ok so the thing that's aged most poorly about half-life 1 is definitely the slippery movement. even fast-paced games generally don't have you slip and slide the way this does nowadays

#half life #me.txt #shortposting

oh also. apparently there's a blue-eye samurai fandom on the internet. anyways akemi should have been the main character

#me.txt #shitposting #blue eye samurai #honestly the online discussion around it is kind of bad #“oh akemi is the spoiled girl who gets brought down to earth” ok

i used to think that the politics in skyrim were too baby but now i actually think they are too complex for Gamers (TM)

#skyrim #the elder scrolls #me.txt #shitposting #also skyrim isn't that much less complex than morrowind writing-wise morrowind simply has better game design and integration of sim-element

in swtor, you can be with jaesa as a woman if she's light sided but not if she's dark sided.

that's right. the dark side of the force makes you straight. another sith L

#star wars #swtor #i think sw x light side jaesa may be the least creepy one #this is not a compliment btw #me.txt #shitposting

concept: a bunch of egyptian kids play a card game originating in ancient japan.

#yugioh #oh my god. this would be a trainwreck #me.txt #shitposting #i say this as an egyptian

rift of the necrodancer is going to give me carpal tunnel. i can't do super high bpms anymore lmao

#my wrist said stop #rift of the necrodancer #hard mode is about my limit i fear #impossible difficulty will indeed be impossible. someone who has taken better care of their wrists than i have please put that up online #me.txt #shitposting

"pride and prejudice is hard to read" we're so cooked

#jane austen is like the easiest read ever #general #me.txt #this is my fault for clicking on a video of someone talking about a book #shitposting

"killmonger is an example of the writers making the person advocating for change crazy so the audience couldn't take him seriously" did people actually watch Black Panther or

#i'll be honest i stopped following Marvel after Avengers 2. only watched infinity war #shang chi #and endgame after that.#so this is the first time i'm watching it for a sort of look back at superhero movies.#what's surprising to me is that Black Panther is the vanishingly rare superhero movie to use the fact that the antagonist #killed people in afghanistan and iraq as a bad thing. ofc then they make the token funny white guy a CIA agent #my personal conspiracy theory is that they had to put him there after the US military reviewed their script lol lol #as a white-ish person. i don't feel appealed to by him. the token white guy should be some guy who got tickets to a free safari #then gets in way over his head. smh.#anyways (white guy voice) please respect my lived experience #the movie itself isn't high art but it's good. sets itself out from the pack by actually saying something lol #me.txt #shitposting #marvel #MCU #is that even relevant anymore #oh wait! i did watch ms. marvel #because i am a fan of the comics actually. kamala khan ftw #so many missteps in that series but iman vellani did a great job #black panther #should i have put this in the post itself? nah. nah nah nah.

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