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TIL there is no physical description of Jesus in the Bible.
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False
Luke 2:52
Heâs larger than a baby
By the description of him driving the moneylenders from the temple, we can also tell that he fit inside the temple, which gives us an upper bound as well as a lower bound on his size.
Itâs been said that Jesus Christ was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple
ryanbergara: Donât you ever doubt my loyalty to my dude Paddington. #tbt
me pulling bread out of my backpack crumbs spilling everywhere: foolish foolish why did i not take care of this beforehand
children pointing at me and laughing loudly: bread crumbs bread crumbs bread crumbs bread crumbs bread crumbs
me crying emptying my backpack of bread crumbs: no please stop it
children laughing louder: BREAD CRUMBS BREAD CRUMBS BREAD CRUMBS
âIâm not scared of you.ââ Ryan Bergara
Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post
And the update
She buttered Jorts
The outrage summed in a perfect Tweet:
FINALLY
Iâve been collecting the best Jorts tweets and waiting until the moment he showed up on my dash to post them. So here you are, the curated best of the past, oh, day or so:
Some additional quality memes from the past 24 hours:
Meanwhile, OP has continued tracking trash can mishaps on twitter:
And a quality photo of this sweet potato:
An update for those not following Jortsâ twitter account, starting with a transcription of the Wellerman cover:
Link to the lovely video
There once was a ship that put to sea The name of the ship was the Jorts and Jean The ship she rolled and her closet doors closed Oh no, whereâs Jorts? Oh no!
Soon may the smarter cat come To save poor Jorts so orange and dumb One day when the butterinâs done Weâll take our leave and go
When Pam came on, she had a plan To teach our Jorts about garbage cans Pam meant well but her plans fell flat When HR said, âdonât butter the catâ
Soon may the smarter cat come To save poor Jorts so orange and dumb One day when the butterinâs done Weâll take our leave and go
Now Jean the smart cat comes She saves poor Jorts so orange and dumb Now that the butterinâs done Weâll take our leave and go
Weâll take our leave and go
Weâll take our leave and go
Additional quality memes:
A recipe for Buttered Jorts:
Recent Jorts activities:
And some very wise words from the cat himself:
The Elements of the Signs
Fire Signs: When you touch fire or something hot you burn, but an exhilaration occurs afterward. Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius deal with love and emotion by: taking risks, experiencing the pain, then riding on the high of rebelling
Earth Signs: When you try to dig a hole for the right plant and finally find the right plant that fits; it grows into something beautiful. Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn deal with love and emotion by:searching for the perfect piece, continuously struggling, then finding something beautiful that grows with you
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me: I dont wanna likeâŚâŚ do thingsâŚâŚ..
My psychologist: You have to, do things
me:Â
In The Departed (2006), Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg play two different charactersâ a subtle nod to them being two different actors, despite my wife being unable to tell them apart on the first viewing of the movie.
op this is the funniest post youâve made yet
the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:
Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how âsmoothâ sharks really are.
Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because itâs so smooth.
But buddy.
Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. ⌠In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.
((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))
Buddy. Itâs smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you donât know how to read?
this post is transcendent
world heritage post
Normal Horoscope:
Aries: Youâve got a hearty breakfast, a slingshot, a bag of cherries, and a bong shop in need of âimprovement.â Godspeed Aries.
Taurus: You can only drink so much coffee until you reach your resonant frequency and explode.
Gemini: Every child is a potential future enemy. Zero tolerance policy.
Cancer: Your mud smuggling operation has been discovered by the authorities. Flee the country with your ill-gotten gains.
Leo: Scientists and evil wizards have put aside their differences to present you with the sequel to tea.
Virgo: Things may get better eventually, but that doesnât make today any less rough. We all make mistakes, we all get infected with parasites.
Libra: The future may be scary, but it can only hit you a day at a time. You have the home field advantage.
Scorpio: There are many problems that cannot be solved by longboarding but have you tried them all?
Ophiuchus: Need breeds creativity, creativity like trying to drink hot sauce like a smoothie.
Sagittarius: Certification is a thing of the past. What you need is spiritual harmony with the forklift.
Capricorn: It is quite the gift to be entertained just by watching a bug wander around. Some people need to consume media, all you need is a bug.
Aquarius: The key to any successful relationship is equally matched combat skill and constant dueling where neither one of you manages to win.
Pisces: Laugh while you can Pisces, in the future it will be heretical to âLive Blogâ your visions.
things i do as someone with adhd that may not be adhd-related but sure as hell feel like it
saving containers (esp. glass or spray bottles) to "use later" (aka: try some random DIY with at an unspecified date)
keeping lists in 1000 places instead of one
having supplies for 80 different hobbies
redecorating my room as often as possible
reorganizing in the name of "efficiency" and constantly forgetting the new system I decided on
taking things my parents/friends were gonna throw out to "use for a DIY later"
subsequently having an array of random objects I haven't used
having started but unfinished projects all around me
being a paper packrat out of fear I'll forget something
not being able to find a specific paper bc there's just... so many
taking ~1-2 hours every month or so to name/organize all the screenshots from my computer
as soon as i figure out whether thereâs any practical difference between âthatâ and âwhichâ in a sentence, youâre all finished
âThatâ is if the clause specifies which one, âwhichâ is if youâre giving extra information.
âShe took the bag that contains the lootâ means that she took one of several bags, in particular, the one that happens to contain the loot.
âShe took the bag, which contains the lootâ means that thereâs only one bag you might be referring to, and that the fact that she took it is important because it contains the loot.
Also, thereâs a comma before âwhichâ but not before âthat.â
youâre all finished