disaster waiting to happen

narwhals, they/any nb seattle native gothic goblin. adult. ♡ robots n space n retro stuff ♡ ♡ hyperfixes hl/vrai, transformers, tf2, moomin, treasure island 1988 ♡ ♡ draws sometimes under #inarwhals+art ♡ ♡ icon by siins comm'd by dok ♡

[the-knife-consumer]

Jurgens. And a stinky

[fishcleanse]

Honestly do not think I captured whatever it is about him that makes him so lovely and adorable in my design but here is the first official Fishcleanse Jürgen artpost….my sweet baby everyone play Sam and max beyond time and space and send me jürgen pics !!!!

[pesto64]

It might be really hard to see, but please forgive me.

[lizziebartfest]

First time drawing Jurgen!! (Somehow...)

Nature is healing cause Lizzie drew a vampire again, I love vampires

Also this doodle lol:

[sourgummyalien]

the jurgen

[velveteen-vampire]

IM COMING DOWN WITH SOME KIND OF SICKNESS

[noodleb0wl27]

Samthony & Maximillion

[bayboyzone]

you and me together

[norhmitch8]

Happy birthday max my beautiful health hazard

[996655]

“Yo” but like romantically

[n00dl3gal]

[Slight flash warning!!]

I'm back in the fucking building again (the building is their office)

Song: Scatman & Hatman by Scatman John and Lou Bega

Reblogs are appreciated!

[crow-man9000]

sam and max are bisexual and gay. they're t4t gay4gay yaoi. they're lesbian yuri. they're autistic and don't gaf about gender and also in love. they're in a qpr. they get freaked out. they transcend the concept of romance, sexuality and gender as a whole. the one thing they aren't? straight

[swift-kwikster]

A comic about Sam and Max being trans guys, taking place at Sam's old job as a stewardess before he transitioned. Being that it's Sam & Max, weird ridiculous hijinks ensure.

So... After two years of working on this on and off, it's finished! I had posted pages as I was making them on here before but those posts are no longer on my blog- I actually redid most of the pages with new jokes and panels, and fixed a lot. I'm really proud of how far this has come. :)

Please reblog if you can if you like it, so more can see it! It'd mean so much! Thank you. <3

[n00dl3gal]

Matching icons for you and your little buddy

[lumpatronics]

SERVICE DOG PSA

So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to care for me, but we didn’t learn I had epilepsy until a year after we got him)

I went after him after I had dusten off my jeans and my ego, and I found him trying to get the attention of a very annoyed woman. She was swatting him away and telling him to go away. So I feel like I need to make this heads up

If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help

Don’t get scared, don’t get annoyed, follow the dog! If it had been an emergency situation, I could have vomited and choked, I could have hit my head, I could have had so many things happen to me. We’re going to update his training so if the first person doesn’t cooperate, he moves on, but seriously guys. If what’s-his-face could understand that lassie wanted him to go to the well, you can figure out that a dog in a vest proclaiming it a service dog wants you to follow him

[thetenderpassion]

[herzspalter]

So I started playing Hit The Road very recently and look, I'm 99% sure this is merely a hint for later in the game, but whenever you use the twine on Max, Sam says this, and I love it because this can be either sexy or murderous or both

[lezbetic]

someone control him