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Please look in my service dog tag before messaging me about the post. Hey, you can call me Tessa. I'm just kinda doing my own thing, feel free to join the ride. If you wanna talk about anything, feel free to message me!

[lumpatronics]

This Tessa's mother. I am so destroyed to have to share with her Tumblr crew that she passed away yesterday morning from complications of epilepsy. If any of you would want to contribute to her memorial fund, please see her Facebook page Tessa Connaughton

[milkoes-deactivated20181230]

[lumpatronics]

6 years old and still relatable

[ms-ingenuous-deactivated2022082]

[semperpugnandi]

AKSNDAJSAKALAK WHY IS THIS FUNNIER THAN ANY FAKE MEME WE’VE MADE ABOUT HER

[lumpatronics]

I mean

It ain't wrong

[undonesam]

i can’t beleive bones’ thirsty ass turned this plain ass panel to sweaty reigen doing yoga 

[birdiethebibliophile]

the problem with discord d&d

one person, for the fifth time: my parents are dead

everyone else, also for the fifth time: you cut out a little there what was that?

[jelloapocalypse]

PSA for literally everyone, I am SO tired of explaining this extremely simple fix to people

[pyrothorax]

PSA PSA for those who might not be able to read what this tiny ass screenshot says + without the unnecessary passive-aggressiveness:

Go to Voice & Video settings.

Turn off Automatically Determine Audio Sensitivity.

Move the slider over to the left to suit your sensitivity (avoid pushing it all the way to the left to cushion possible background noise).

This should prevent you from cutting out so long as said issues aren’t because of Microphone or Connection issues. Great fix for those with quiet voices or garbage microphones.

Here’s a screenshot of that for our visual learners. It’s a mobile screenshot, but desktop Discord looks exactly the same, just wider.

How hard was it to just explain that nicely?

[lumpatronics]

I fucking got into the car and a young Jack black was taped to the airbag thing on the passenger seat, and I asked my mom and she just goes “we can’t afford therapy so we just let him do what he needs to be happy”

[lumpatronics]

You heard it first here folks.

Jack black is cheaper than therapy

[lumpatronics]

I fucking got into the car and a young Jack black was taped to the airbag thing on the passenger seat, and I asked my mom and she just goes "we can't afford therapy so we just let him do what he needs to be happy"

[truuustme-imawriter]

Daniel Handler everyone

[snufkunt]

spider noir: i punch nazis for fun

me and every other jew in the theater:

[fyru-hawk]

me, who’s not a jew

[amagicalduck47]

Literally any reasonable person:

[lumpatronics]

Nazis:

[birdthany]

it’s really easy to think “everyone in fanfictions is so stupid, no one irl is this bad at communication” but honestly people who say that have never looked at r/relationships

[birdthany]

[repotting]

unpopular lesbian opinion

fat butch women aren’t ‘a stereotype to avoid’, they’re a wildly under- and misrepresented demographic inordinately targeted by the ‘predatory lesbian’ trope

and they deserve better

[andrewbelami]

[alexander]

SOURCE??????

[lumpatronics]

That sounds like what someone who eats squirrels would say

[unclefather]

[ruffboi-mags]

i don’t know why this is so fucking funny but IT IS

[petitsdessins]

@lululablette

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[becausebirds]

Eider ducks sound as though you’ve just told them a very interesting fact or juicy gossip.

[nightjarwhiskers]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but I feel the strong need to reblog it again.

[cat-servant]

If I ever don’t reblog this, send a search party.

[terefah]

is there a stage of capitalism where it ends? just wondering

[mens-rights-activia]

Yeah, the final stage when rapid climate change drowns us all in ocean water, sickens us with reanimated ancient viruses that were trapped in the ice.jpg, and ocean plastic kills of most of the sea creatures :(

[lumpatronics]

That's the bad end. Good end is revolution