Roleplay Blog Three!

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[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

Hahaha...

I made another! But this time, it's not(n't) a character.

My name is Blair. Pronouns are he/they/it + neos (especially cat ones).

We getting meta tonight!

[modsineclamania]

Why are you and blair both so cool, mouse? What is your secret?

:3 i Have this fear to please everyone constantly or else ⟟ think everyone hates me and wnats me gone

THAT AND WE GREW UP A HAPPY CHILD AND TO ALWAYS BE NICE!!! >:)) but chaos and being Mischevious is fun too

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

I, too, am terrified of disappointing people, and I'm constantly paranoid everyone hates me

ALSO. WE'RE SILLY AND WE WRITE STUFF. AND SILLY WRITERS ARE COOL, I THINK.

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

Go evil

YO @modsineclamania, COME GET YOUR ANON!

[shittysawtraps]

Hello fellow members of the EPPRBCU. Ray Ting here. In front of you is the number 2. If you can resist saying my charcatte’s iconic line for two minutes you can go. Otherwis you’ll get to find out the hard way the other fandoms I’m in.

[monster-bestiary]

*heavy breathing*

[rating-shittysawtraps]

I’ll fucking do it. I will!

[monster-bestiary]

S

[advancement-made]

T

[shady-item-shop]

A

[companion-chronicler]

T

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

U

[advancement-made]

Fuck it, inventory thread. Because we need to talk about what the fuck's happening with that so the poor anons have some idea of how it functions.

Vance just uses his void, his demon, and sometimes his pockets.

[demon-exclam]

Oh, yeah. I should probably specify for my other characters, too.

Drae literally warps space and time just enough to create an entire dimension just for storage. Refuses to let Vance use it, though.

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

"I" have a fucking Percy Jackson backpack, because fuck you.

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

The note states that you must be the great traveller from the land of Earth, spelt as Earf. The king of horses wishes for you to go on a quest to slay the great dragon Tasco, and rescue the princess of horses from his evil clutches. Also, apparently tacos sound lovely.

[I smile.]

I don't even know where I am or how I got here, but I will try my best.

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

The king of horses stares at you in a mildly confused fashion. Something tells you he wants you to go on a quest. He gifts you a note. Read the note?

[I read the note despite not even knowing where I am.]

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

The king of horses appears. He is no different to the normal horses. Approach?

[I approach the king of horses.]

You're my friend now. We're having soft tacos later!

[glitches-and-bugs]

Hey I'm gonna clean up my followers real quick

- Transmedicalists get fucked

- I'm a trans male

- If you're against neopronouns get out

- If you've got discourse about it, fight me.

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

*you see someone running out of the woods, towards y-*

STOP NARRATING ME.

*... He trips and falls, rolling down the small hill, and landing at your feet*

wait wh-OH MY GO-

FUCK FUCK FUCKING HEL-

*THUD!*

Oourfghh I hate this already.

[I offer my hand to the stranger to help him up.]

Are... you okay? Other than whatever's going on here?

[coloredmess]

NO. MY NARRATOR IS OBNOXIOUS, AND THEYRE ALSO ME.

*Can you also hear me?*

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

Oh... OH...

If I'm right, then...

[I check my pocket. Sure enough, I find a phone with a stimmy purple case.]

...huh. So you're... another one of the punctuation mods-?

And I can see how having that narrating your every action would be annoying...

[coloredmess]

TELL me about it

*Everyone keeps saying how having a narrator is annoying, c'mon! It's not that bad!*

You wouldn't know shit.

Sorry, you wouldn't have any ideas for how this happened, do you?

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

No, sorry. I wish I did.

...

I wonder if any of the others are here...

[coloredmess]

I hope so, maybe we they could find a way to get us out of this meta hell-

*hold on, I'm gonna try something*

What?

*hmm.. maybe not.*

What'd you do?

*don't worry about it.*

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

I'd say I hope so too, but I'd feel kinda bad for it. And wh-

...Actually, I'm not even gonna ask.

[coloredmess]

Seriously, what did he do? Or, what did I do? I'll just say he, much more understandable.

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

No offense, but nothing about this is understandable...

[coloredmess]

Fair enough

*This isn't permanent, right?*

I hope not.

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

If I don't get out of here, I might turn evil...

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

*you see someone running out of the woods, towards y-*

STOP NARRATING ME.

*... He trips and falls, rolling down the small hill, and landing at your feet*

wait wh-OH MY GO-

FUCK FUCK FUCKING HEL-

*THUD!*

Oourfghh I hate this already.

[I offer my hand to the stranger to help him up.]

Are... you okay? Other than whatever's going on here?

[coloredmess]

NO. MY NARRATOR IS OBNOXIOUS, AND THEYRE ALSO ME.

*Can you also hear me?*

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

Oh... OH...

If I'm right, then...

[I check my pocket. Sure enough, I find a phone with a stimmy purple case.]

...huh. So you're... another one of the punctuation mods-?

And I can see how having that narrating your every action would be annoying...

[coloredmess]

TELL me about it

*Everyone keeps saying how having a narrator is annoying, c'mon! It's not that bad!*

You wouldn't know shit.

Sorry, you wouldn't have any ideas for how this happened, do you?

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

No, sorry. I wish I did.

...

I wonder if any of the others are here...

[coloredmess]

I hope so, maybe we they could find a way to get us out of this meta hell-

*hold on, I'm gonna try something*

What?

*hmm.. maybe not.*

What'd you do?

*don't worry about it.*

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

I'd say I hope so too, but I'd feel kinda bad for it. And wh-

...Actually, I'm not even gonna ask.

[coloredmess]

Seriously, what did he do? Or, what did I do? I'll just say he, much more understandable.

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

No offense, but nothing about this is understandable...

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

*you see someone running out of the woods, towards y-*

STOP NARRATING ME.

*... He trips and falls, rolling down the small hill, and landing at your feet*

wait wh-OH MY GO-

FUCK FUCK FUCKING HEL-

*THUD!*

Oourfghh I hate this already.

[I offer my hand to the stranger to help him up.]

Are... you okay? Other than whatever's going on here?

[coloredmess]

NO. MY NARRATOR IS OBNOXIOUS, AND THEYRE ALSO ME.

*Can you also hear me?*

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

Oh... OH...

If I'm right, then...

[I check my pocket. Sure enough, I find a phone with a stimmy purple case.]

...huh. So you're... another one of the punctuation mods-?

And I can see how having that narrating your every action would be annoying...

[coloredmess]

TELL me about it

*Everyone keeps saying how having a narrator is annoying, c'mon! It's not that bad!*

You wouldn't know shit.

Sorry, you wouldn't have any ideas for how this happened, do you?

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

No, sorry. I wish I did.

...

I wonder if any of the others are here...

[coloredmess]

I hope so, maybe we they could find a way to get us out of this meta hell-

*hold on, I'm gonna try something*

What?

*hmm.. maybe not.*

What'd you do?

*don't worry about it.*

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

I'd say I hope so too, but I'd feel kinda bad for it. And wh-

...Actually, I'm not even gonna ask.

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

*you see someone running out of the woods, towards y-*

STOP NARRATING ME.

*... He trips and falls, rolling down the small hill, and landing at your feet*

wait wh-OH MY GO-

FUCK FUCK FUCKING HEL-

*THUD!*

Oourfghh I hate this already.

[I offer my hand to the stranger to help him up.]

Are... you okay? Other than whatever's going on here?

[coloredmess]

NO. MY NARRATOR IS OBNOXIOUS, AND THEYRE ALSO ME.

*Can you also hear me?*

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

Oh... OH...

If I'm right, then...

[I check my pocket. Sure enough, I find a phone with a stimmy purple case.]

...huh. So you're... another one of the punctuation mods-?

And I can see how having that narrating your every action would be annoying...

[coloredmess]

TELL me about it

*Everyone keeps saying how having a narrator is annoying, c'mon! It's not that bad!*

You wouldn't know shit.

Sorry, you wouldn't have any ideas for how this happened, do you?

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

No, sorry. I wish I did.

...

I wonder if any of the others are here...

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

*you see someone running out of the woods, towards y-*

STOP NARRATING ME.

*... He trips and falls, rolling down the small hill, and landing at your feet*

wait wh-OH MY GO-

FUCK FUCK FUCKING HEL-

*THUD!*

Oourfghh I hate this already.

[I offer my hand to the stranger to help him up.]

Are... you okay? Other than whatever's going on here?

[coloredmess]

NO. MY NARRATOR IS OBNOXIOUS, AND THEYRE ALSO ME.

*Can you also hear me?*

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

Oh... OH...

If I'm right, then...

[I check my pocket. Sure enough, I find a phone with a stimmy purple case.]

...huh. So you're... another one of the punctuation mods-?

And I can see how having that narrating your every action would be annoying...

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

HI!!!

Uh... hi? Who are you-?

Oh God, is this how they feel?

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

*you see someone running out of the woods, towards y-*

STOP NARRATING ME.

*... He trips and falls, rolling down the small hill, and landing at your feet*

wait wh-OH MY GO-

FUCK FUCK FUCKING HEL-

*THUD!*

Oourfghh I hate this already.

[I offer my hand to the stranger to help him up.]

Are... you okay? Other than whatever's going on here?

[inhumanliquid-epprbcu]

[I look around the field I found myself in.]

What... is this...? I have aphantasia, so it's not another daydream...