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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@inioranackatori
Introductions I Suppose
Hi. I was legally obligated to make this. I understand this is a hellsite?
I write fanfic and try not to post it until it’s completely done. some Many of my ideas are nuts crossovers. Snippets of random things may be posted here. Not all of them will turn into full fics; you have been warned. Current fandom varies, but I’m almost always poking at giant robots. One of my fics took over a TV Tropes page, so that’s a thing…
You can find my fanfic here.
my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<
emo cheetah jughead smoking behind the school: it's hopeless, catamount. they'll never see us as 'real' big cats... us outcats gotta stick together -ﻌ•
not pictured is the goth clouded leopard girl who bought the cigarettes w her fake id
I made a promise to myself. I promised to work so hard that I will never have to set foot behind a register ever again. Out of survival, I've had to break that promise over the last few years.
Through sheer determination, stubbornness, and a little bit of delusion...this time, it will be different. <3
PATREON
MY BROTHER FOUND A VIDEO OF OLLIE FROM WHEN HE WAS SMALL ENOUGH TO HIDE IN A SHOE
LOOK AT MY BABY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Might I add:
The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child
The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
The adventures of a space roomba
Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)
I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head
hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):
The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
The Monster of Sentan
The Witch’s Cat
Raise Both Children
Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
Pirates and Mermaid
Eindred and the Witch
The Demon King
The Cornerwitch
Grandmother Beetroot
Apocalypse Daycare Worker
Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
New Year Saga
A Story About Changelings
Ranger in the King’s Forest
The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
Goblin Men (Canines)
I am in love with you /p
Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella
21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
adding the Doctors Without Borders one
I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!
24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children
25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard
26. Haunted house
27. Shark hero was about to go rogue
28. Grandma lives in the woods comic
29. A Different Aftermath comic
30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)
31. It’s A Date comic
32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay
33. Narrative Town
34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic
35. Robot Apocalypse
36. The Statues That Do Not Weather
37. Kushiel
38. Tooth Fairy
39. Alien abduction
40. Felonious wish-granting
41. When humans met actual space orcs
42. Space cousins
WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD
Who ever added those links without asking is doing lord’s work fs.
Reblogging this again cause I never want this post to die
Making it a tradition to reblog whenever I see it.
robins been holding down gotham alone for a week and shes HAD IT.
comic writen and drawn by me, colored by @cannibalgremlin
if youd like to support my comics, tip jar is my ko-fi
I had a dream that I was cooking in the kitchen and there was a whole duck in a glass bowl waiting for me. Normally I try not to leave whole animals on the kitchen counter but he was very patient and polite
live with a shiny and thoughtful green head
he was my guest waiting for me to finish some vegetables that we were going to eat together. I would NEVER cook a dinner guest without a contract first. and to begin with, this duck was notoriously bad at reading contracts
had a dream that malos owned an antique shop (?) and the front desk looked like this. there was a part in the dream where he yelled at a customer for trying to smoke inside the store. extremely in character
me, brilliant: I should toss the vegetables with oil and lemon juice prior to absolutely fucking blasting the air fryer heat custom style
my air quality monitor, minutes later: hey
so it turns out the reason recipes tend not to suggest coating vegetables in lemon juice (as opposed to a simple demure layer of oil) prior to crisping them at four hundred degrees fahrenheit is that delicious flavorful moisture plus cleaned trimmed vegetable plus blazing hot air fryer equals a somewhat dangerous program advance
however, using my excellently trained netbattle brain I quickly discovered how to counter PoisPhar
the window
The Blessing of Light is something that is intentionally left pretty vague by the story, probably as another way to let the player fill in the gaps with whatever they want, and while sometimes this manifests in the story treating the blessing like a bodysuit of kevlar, I think the much more interesting interpretation is to go full whump with it and establish that the only rule is that the warrior of light cannot die. Aside from the subplot in post-ARR/HW being more interesting with the real threat of death now upon them, it just adds so much sauce. We can magick away the possibility of their head getting chopped off with the superhuman reflexes Hydaelyn hath granted, and so it is very delicious to imagine someone who, rather than being unable to be meaningfully injured, is instead able to just keep going despite catastrophic bodily harm. The warrior of light just keeps fucking going, no matter how much they may wish they were dead. More blood than humanly possible spilling out onto the ground, face pale, hands shaking, still moving with eerie grace and agility, screaming with pain every time they bring another desperate strike down? Thats the good shit.
I recall the devs saying that party wipes in a dungeon are just the WoL having Echo visions on what Not to fucking do, implying that they hallucinate their death repeatedly before triumphing.
Which is equally, "That's rough buddy."
A young WoL preemptively seeing themself get incinerated by Ifrit.
once again hoping that no one in the future accuses me of using ai, because I work with as few layers as possible, and if it's just a background, I rarely have more than one.
Not beating the allegations unfortunately ;-;
You'd think pokemon gender roles are simpler because there's little emphasis on genitals and nearly everyone uses it/its but it's more complicated actually
Meow
Every morning, the queen asked her magic mirror to show her the most beautiful person in the world.
The mirror replied "To whom?"
"The miller who made the flour for my bread," the queen would say, or "Whoever spun the thread my shawl was made of".
The mirror would show her, and she'd be amazed.
The first time, she says "To me," and the mirror dutifully shows her her reflection. And she is pleased.
The second time, she says "To the King," and she is pleased to see herself once more.
The third time, she says "To the Royal Advisor," and is once more satisfied to see herself.
The fourth time, she says "To the scribe who takes the King's letters." She is shown the man's wife. And she seethes, but quiets herself, for it is only right that a man loves his wife.
The fifth time, she says "To the Court Wizard," and is shown the man's departed mother as he remembers her from his youth, radiant and smiling and warm and larger than life.
The tenth time, she says "To the Stable Master," and is shown the fastest horse in the stable, majestic and free as the wind even in captivity
"To the baker," she is shown the man's daughter, young and adorable and full of joy and laughter.
"To the artist who did my portrait," she is shown a painting of a woman done by the man's teacher, who he still looks up to now that he is well established himself.
"To the Royal Knight," she is surprised but not displeased to see the castle's entire guard force in the middle of doing drills.
The one hundredth time she asks the mirror, and it asks her "to whom?" she once again says, "To me." And she does the same the one hundred and second, and again and again and again.
It is a different person each time, and they are all beautiful.
So I’m not gonna lie to you all
I finally just watched the new Nintendo Direct last night and BOI OH BOI XENOBLADE FANS STAY WINNIN
*ahem* Anyway, I honestly didn’t expect the more fantasy angle for this JEPG franchise. MonolithSoft has always been (to me at least) more sci-fi oriented with their franchises like Xenoblades 1 through 3 as well as the Xenosagas and Xenogears before them.
So I just had a small amount of whiplash seeing Xenoblade go from futuristic to medieval with Xenoblade 3 and Xenoblade X:DE to Xenoblade Genesis.
To be honest, I don’t know what to be expecting with this title, but I sure as hell gonna be buying a Switch 2 to play it.
Probably gonna get one for that Ocarina of Time remake as well as Bananza, Star Fox, and The Duskbloods as well. Those look like they’re gonna be great.
I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual
It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders.
“I cast Iron Gate!”
As a blacksmith I have been called a wizard by several small kids
