I Wake Up, Bake.

Then I get out of bed, shower, brush my teeth, eat then go back to bed and rotate get up, pee, find snacks, bed all day until dinner then I go back to bed.

[zackisontumblr]

!!!!

[saywhat-politics]

[hannahvardit]

that take-out is going to be freezing by the time it gets home.

[americanninjax-deactivated20191]

I still think about this comic all the time.

[relelvance]

King

[formlessdemi]

Update: Elon is now trying to hide his jet activity

[formlessdemi]

Here's some fun links:

Elon Musk Jet

Jeff Bezos Jets

Bill Gates Jets

Donald Trump Jets

Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"

[magiclamd]

Reblogging for the last one because that is next gen

[testosteronetwunk]

i love it when the short kings at my university jump to slap the top of a doorframe or sit on a counter or desk. did that make u feel like a big boy? did u like going uppy? do u wanna go uppy again?

[testosteronetwunk]

the short kings have spoken

[testosteronetwunk]

[hoziernatural]

[guerrillatech]

[vanquishedvaliant]

This is definitely a plausible Hank moment, but only after a long episode of him misunderstanding and getting it ignorantly (but not maliciously) wrong at first, being distressed and confused about how he’s out of touch with the kids and gender ain’t simple like it used to be

right up until some rude asshole does this in his face and he needs to stand up for his friends / family and suddenly Understands the emotional crux of the issue

[cerayanay]

“And you have all these so called whistleblowers claiming the government is putting chemicals in vaccines and food to make you one of them transgenders or homosexuals. But I’ve never seen a transgender support the government or one of those so-called “gay frogs”, so it makes you wonder what THEYRE really putting in this stuff. All I’m saying is that Chelsea Manning went to prison and Mr. Rogan is a millionaire, and you always gotta follow the money”

[funny-tik-toks]

[glass-clowns]

pov: ur a mosquito or perhaps a spider

[guerrillatech]

[cantdewwrite]

Yes we should be worried! What happened to Japanese Americans in World War II. What happened to Afghan Americans or anyone even remotely middle eastern looking after 9-11. The Russians have nothing to do with what Putin is doing. In fact they are being jailed and shot for protesting the invasion.

You cannot blame the people for what their government does. I mean you saw Trump right?

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

donald trump should get into reading tarot it should be like his next big investment “The tower. very very bad. very bad stuff about to happen. but the changes. they’ll be big. it’s important stuff. but very bad stuff. like 9/11 with your friends. maybe your boyfriend will cheat on you with a lovely gorgeous woman even more gorgeous than you and look at you. i don’t know. big disaster”

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

bi women are women who like men in a gay way. wont elaborate

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

and bi men are men who like women in a gay way. dont ask questions

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

no youre right. youre absolutely right

[conceptadecency]

It annoys me how a common trope on Star Trek is ‘tee hee, I’m a workaholic, I have twenty stardates of leave saved up because I never take a break’ and that’s supposed to be something we admire. Take a holiday, idiot. Especially if you’re the boss. Set a fucking example. It’s the future now and you’re better than this toxic shit. 

[techno-poet]

[angelsamericana]

well. this wasn't on my 2021 bingo card

[judygemstone]

[queencatradora]

do you ever wonder why stephanie meyer had the cullens live in a small town to preserve their “anonymity?” has she ever been to a small town??? small town people got nothing to do all day, other than to gossip and think about those weird people that live in the forest. if anything, they’re getting the opposite of anonymity. you want real anonymity? live in a big city. you could live next to someone for 5 years and never even learn their name. they’re up all night? they’re beautiful, looks like they had some crazy good plastic surgery? you never see them go outside? somehow hella fuckin rich? yeah. That’s LA

[fire-plug]

You can think abortion is a sin without forcing everyone else to 

[jethroq]

[holleywoodsigns]