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please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.
Iām literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt
how it feels remembering charlie kirk got shot through the neck and died
Do you guys remember when we thought 2016 was going to be one of the weirdest years of our lives? Itās fucking wild to me how it turned out to be just the opening scroll text of our Star Wars of weirdness.Ā
Well, this post from March of 2020 has aged in fascinating ways.
(Last time I got questions about how 2016 was weird so just to forestall those hereās the last time I answered it.)
Ants on a raft for dinner
I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU
OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT
I cannot BELIEVE a post I made when I was 13 is circulating! And also apparently started this trope? I thought somebody had the idea separately and it blew up that wayš
if i was in one of those nepotism academies where everyoneās the kid of a famous character, iād be pissed as hell if i wasnāt one of the main ones
like imagine some girl whining about being the evil queenās daughter while youāre the kid of the guy who sold the bricks to the third little pig
Mamma Mia! (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd
I feel like with the new ~fandom drama~ or whatever going around, I should re-introduce my favorite theory of fandom, which I call the 1% Theory.
Basically, the 1% Theory dictates that in every fandom, on average, 1% of the fans will be a pure, unsalvageable tire fire. Weāre talking the people who do physical harm over their fandom, who start riots, cannot be talked down. The sort of things public news stories are made of. Weāre not talking necessarily bad fans here- weāre talking people who take this thing so seriously they are willing to start a goddamn fist fight over nothing. The worst of the worst.
The reason I bring this up is because the 1% Theory ties into an important visual of fandom knowledge- that bigger fandoms are always perceived asĀ āworseā, and at a certain point, a fandom always gets big enough toĀ āgo badā. Let me explain.
Say you have a small fandom, like 500 people- the 1% Theory says that out of those 500, only 5 of them will be absolute nutjobs. This is incredibly manageable- itās five people. The fandom and world at large can easily shut them out, block them, ignore their ramblings. The fandom is aĀ ānice placeā.
Now say you have a medium sized fandom- say 100,000 people. Suddenly, the 1% Theory ups your level of calamity to a whopping 1000 people. Thatās a lot. Thatās a lot for anyone to manage. It is, by nature of fandom, impossible toĀ āmanageā because no one owns fan spaces. People start to get nervous. Thereās still so much good, but oof, 1000 people.
Now say you have a truly massive fandom- I use Homestuck here because I know the figures. At itās peak, Homestuck had approximately FIVE MILLION active fans around the globe.
By the 1% Theory, thatās 50,000 people. Fifty THOUSAND starting riots, blackmailing creators, contributing to the worst of the worst of things.
Thereās a couple of important points to take away here, in my opinion.
1) The 1% will always be the loudest, because people are always looking for new drama to follow.
2) Ultimately, it is 1%. It is only 1%. I canāt promise the other 99% are perfect, loving angels, but theĀ āterrible fandomā is still only 1% complete utter garbage.
3) No fandom should ever be judged by their 1%. Big fandoms always look worse, small fandoms always look better. Itās not a good metric.
So remember, if youāre ever feeling disheartened by your fandomās activity- itās just 1%, people. Do your part not to be a part of it.
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today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned danteās sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, danteās inferno dante, who died in 1321.
but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.
the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold danteās exile.
The objectively funniest part of this is actually that the city that holds his remains, Ravenna, refused to give his remains back. This was a ploy from florence to have his remains moved back for the tourist money and its been ongoing for a long time. Florence had a fake tomb built in the city to trick people into visiting, and have tried to force the return of the remains.
His actual caretakers have been very steadfast in keeping them hidden, moved, or generally out of reach to respect his choice in life to never, ever, ever return to florence, even when he was first offered the chance to return. This is at this point an almost millenium long feud that florence is really, really mad about losing
so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right
favorite thing about tumblr is having a fandom in law. no i haven't watched this show and i'm not planning to. but my moot is having fun!! look how much they love it!!! i'm supportive from the sidelines!
plans for the summer
JERK IT
WRITE RPF
DRINK ALCOHOL
BLOG LIKE IVE NEVER BLOGGED BEFORE
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LISTEN TO RECORDS
to the people who said āthis except alcoholā: i support you & your sobriety/preference for other substances. i hope all goes well and you have the best summer ever.
to the few people who said āthis except rpfā: sorry this isnāt about you. this post is for real rpfers only and if you canāt get behind that then you arenāt invited to the BDY summer plans