Walking OSHA Violations

[Splatoon rp/PKMN IRL]

[inkteamatlas]

👋 This blog is gonna be the official blog for team Altas! A mid-level inksports team trying to not get banned from events.

One of our members is currently stuck in an alternate reality full of Pokemon! So this blog is here as a method of communication mostly (and we’re all big fans of Pokemon in general)

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I’m Byte, the captain as of writing this. I just turned 21 this year and I’m a Splatana Stamper main. She/he

I’m Dualie!! I’m the aforementioned guy stuck in another reality. I’m also the person behind @averagedualies. I’m 19 years old. Take a wild guess what I main. He/they

Hey mates! Tide here. I’m the backliner (Hydra Splattling.) I’m 17 years old and I want to see a real Dragonite someday :-] he/him

Yo, Ebb here. I’m 18 years old. 52 gal main. I think Magikarp are cool and I wish I could own one :-) they/them

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If anyone here has any information on getting fallers back to their home realities, it’d be very much appreciated 👍

//OOC BELOW CUT. MAGIC ANONS, MUSHARNA AND PELIPPER MAIL/MALICE ON.

//Heya! Made a separate blog for Dualie’s teammates because having them all on one blog was stressing me out, so here they are!

//This blog and its plot as a whole is gonna be more splatoon than Pokemon admittedly. It still takes place mostly in the Rotomblr multiverse though, hence Musharna and pelipper mail

//Speaking of! Don’t ask how those work considering 3/4 of them are in another reality. I don’t know either, I just think it’s fun

//Dualie is still gonna mainly use his blog for communication. If anyone needs a plot summary I’ll try my best to give one (no promises)

//Only rules are don’t be weird. No NSFW, no IC bigotry unless previously discussed or explicitly stated otherwise. IC general hate is fine though, go wild!

//Oh yeah, blog is run by @stereo-sys [he/they]

[averagedualies]

Something something I hate being useless.

Okay- I’m not that bad right? Like sure, I’m kinda sore in some spots, and I’m still down an eye, and balancing is a challenge, and I need more sleep than most people, and this migraine still hasn’t gone away, and-

….But it’s fine. Im fine. I’m not gonna let this slow me down.

[inkteamatlas]

Mate, it’s not about letting things slow you down, it’s about pushing yourself too hard and getting hurt.

You don’t have anything to prove. You’ve already done enough, you can rest.

[averagedualies]

But Nine got away. I let him get away. If I had just- I- we could’ve caught him.

[inkteamatlas]

Buddy, you were barely hanging. Nothin you could’ve done woulda stopped him.

[averagedualies]

..still- I-

…I need a minute. Byte, can we talk for a bit?

[inkteamatlas]

…yeah. Let’s go walk. Tide, Ebb, you two head back to the apartment. We’ll catch up with you

Don’t do anything stupid

I won’t.

[averagedualies]

Something something I hate being useless.

Okay- I’m not that bad right? Like sure, I’m kinda sore in some spots, and I’m still down an eye, and balancing is a challenge, and I need more sleep than most people, and this migraine still hasn’t gone away, and-

….But it’s fine. Im fine. I’m not gonna let this slow me down.

[inkteamatlas]

Mate, it’s not about letting things slow you down, it’s about pushing yourself too hard and getting hurt.

You don’t have anything to prove. You’ve already done enough, you can rest.

[averagedualies]

But Nine got away. I let him get away. If I had just- I- we could’ve caught him.

[inkteamatlas]

Buddy, you were barely hanging. Nothin you could’ve done woulda stopped him.

[averagedualies]

Something something I hate being useless.

Okay- I’m not that bad right? Like sure, I’m kinda sore in some spots, and I’m still down an eye, and balancing is a challenge, and I need more sleep than most people, and this migraine still hasn’t gone away, and-

….But it’s fine. Im fine. I’m not gonna let this slow me down.

[inkteamatlas]

Mate, it’s not about letting things slow you down, it’s about pushing yourself too hard and getting hurt.

You don’t have anything to prove. You’ve already done enough, you can rest.

[inkteamatlas]

Welp, im a fucking moron.

I forgot to remove Nine’s access codes from the portal. When I went in to take a peek at it today, this is what I saw

[Image attachment: it’s a strange metal pad of sorts, surrounded by equally strange equipment. There’s two sets of footsteps leading up to it, but none leading away.]

…I’ll pack my bags.

??no????? none of us are in any shape to deal with him. Hes not gonna do jack shit over there, we’re fine.

He could hurt someone. I can handle it.

…yk what? Fine, go ahead.

Ebb I don’t think-

You’re an adult. If you want to get yourself killed, be my guest.

Byte hold on, I’ll come too-

Look, no. Both of you are really hurt. No offense, but Dualie, you look like you could be taken out by a strong enough breeze.

I’m fine-

And Byte, your arm is literally in pieces. You two need to wait.

…We’ll discuss this tomorrow.

[inkteamatlas]

Shit- team, meet me at the crater. Someone was here.

@dead-man-walking9999 where the fuck are you rn and what did you do

[averagedualies]

…

..mrrgh

Mm..wh-

Wh- huh- when.. did I

…My eye. Why-

[inkteamatlas]

…Dualie?

Yo, welcome back to the world of the living.

HI HI HI HI HI :-D

We’ll be over there in 5. Missed you <3

[averagedualies]

I am . . . lonely. I enjoy observing the staff, however they provide minimal social interaction.

[inkteamatlas]

Yo, we could try n sneak Mimikyu in next time we visit?

Lil guy misses you! :-[

Yea. It’s been snuggling in whatever it can find that smells like you. It’d be cute if it weren’t so sad.

[iris-rules]

Boobie trap? Sure I’d fall into a trap if I saw boobies

[rotomblr-post-uwuifier]

Boobie twap? Swure I'd fawl intwo a twap if I saw boobies UwU

[inkteamatlas]

Took psychic damage reading this.

10/10 post

[inkteamatlas]

Well, we just got locked out of Dualie’s account. Again.

If something happens over there, it’s none of us. I genuinely don’t know who it could’ve been, because I have his phone, and he’s in the coddamm hospital so.

Anyways, Byte is supposedly being discharged today. I’ll keep y’all updated

[unovan-gardener]

Yo, It's Dualie's roommate. Uh, sorry I don't know you that well but you and Dualie seemed to be friends (?) so you probably want to know what's going on.

He's safe, he's okay. We don't know much yet, but the doctors are looking at him now.

Thanks for being kind to him. If you want or need anything ever, just shoot me an ask and I'll do what I can.

-@inkteamatlas (Ebb)

OH ARC IM SO LATE TO THIS I WAS STRESS MAKING SOUP IM SORRY

I’m so glad he’s okay!! Okay and safe, that’s very important!!!

I don’t- you don’t need to do anything for me, but I would like updates on Dualie’s condition if that’s okay!! And I can send soup!!!

[inkteamatlas]

Yeah we. heard back a while ago on how he's doing. I'll post the long version to his blog soon but he's... stable. Nine might be a jackass piece of shit sad excuse for a scientist, but Dualie'll live.

...You. don't have to send anything unless you want to. But thank you.

[inkteamatlas]

I- fuck- I'm-

I'm gonna be sick.

[inkteamatlas]

[Image attachment: The photo is slightly blurry, but it looks like the inside of a smaller lab. It's dim and dingy, lit by a green tank of... something in the corner.

...There's blood on the floor, and what looks like shreds of- an inkling's tentacle, rust colored.]

What did he d-

[EBB IS OFFLINE]

[inkteamatlas]

[EBB IS ONLINE]

Okay, what the fuck.

Since when was Dualie that strong?? >:-[

He- he didn't even look any different. Shell, if anything, he looked scrawnier. But he just beat both of our asses. Barely made it out of there in one piece.

How is he..?

@old-woman-kisser I need you to be ready to get him help the moment we get back up there.

Byte, how are things going on your end? Because Mimkyu and Icarus just went missing too. We managed to hit our targets though.

Both targets down. His eyes are on me still.

[inkteamatlas]

I- fuck- I'm-

I'm gonna be sick.

[inkteamatlas]

[Image attachment: The photo is slightly blurry, but it looks like the inside of a smaller lab. It's dim and dingy, lit by a green tank of... something in the corner.

...There's blood on the floor, and what looks like shreds of- an inkling's tentacle, rust colored.]

What did he d-

[EBB IS OFFLINE]

[inkteamatlas]

I- fuck- I'm-

I'm gonna be sick.

[inkteamatlas]

You're in

-Iso Padre

..Understood. Be there shortly

Ebb, Tide, you know what we're doing. Don't fumble now

[inkteamatlas]

Today. This ends today.

...I need it to. I don't know how much longer I can keep this up

You trust us, yeah?

We've got this :-]

[inkteamatlas]

Y'all

We got locked out of Dualie's acc. We spent most of the day trying to get back in.

...Iso Padre??

[averagedualies]

Pardon my intrusion, young ones, but you in the purple.

You feel too familiar. Can’t quite place a claw on it through.

[inkteamatlas]

It’s me. You knew me by 07. I’m… it’s Byte now.

Is Dualie okay? Have you seen him??

[averagedualies]

Slow down, squire. Give this fellow a chance to get his words together.

To start, I’m by glad you made it out. You were losing your light down here, good to see you found it again.

I haven’t seen Dualie. He’s around here, but the fool has him (I’ll need to have a few words with that one later).

[inkteamatlas]

…mmm… thats fine. We have a plan ready. We’ll fix this

Yeah! :-D

[averagedualies]

Suppose I’ll be seeing you soon then?

[inkteamatlas]

…yeah. I will.

Stay safe. And- if you see him, make sure he’s okay for me. I can’t lose him