Dualie Ramblings

Local competitive inksports player

[averagedualies]

Wow! An updated intro post!

Yeah this is probably well overdue atp, but hey! Better late than never right?

My name’s Dualie, he/him (Also known as Vincent). I’m 19 years old, and I’m an inkling from splatsville. I main Dualie squelchers and I was on a competitive inksports team called Atlas (named after the atlas moth)

I fell here back in December, made it home for a bit and then landed right back in Unova. I’m here with my friend, Sage, my partner, Byte, and my 5 Pokémon.

Greetings. I am Sage. They/them. I am a skilled Tetris player, and an amateur musical artist. I prefer using the squiffer as my primary weapon.

Hi. I’m Byte, She/He, 21 years old, splatana stamper main, captain of Atlas. I play the drums, n sing sometimes on the side.

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Here’s my Pokemon:

Frye - Fletchinder, she’s the ‘mon I’ve had the longest

Rustle - Rowlet, he’s my first (and only) shiny! Also a goober

Mimikyu - Never gave this one a proper name. They mostly belong to Sage (those two are so close it’s adorable tbh)

Porygon - found her abandoned in Chargestone. She’s very sweet, mostly takes videos for me.

Icarus - Silavlly, no clue where they came from. They also took down a 12,000 year old corrupt ai for me, so they’re pretty neat :]

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Think that’s everything? You can find the rest of my team at @inkteamatlas. Other than that, only rule is don’t be an ass

//Current arc: Rest and recovery (not really an arc but yk)

//OOC below cut. Pelliper mail, musharna mail/malice and Magic anons are on. I’ll also do blog promos, just shoot me an ask/dm

Wow! Guess who finally got around to updating this!

But yeah, my name’s stereo, this is my main pkmn/splatoon rp blog. Account is run by @stereo-sys, so notifs will come from there.

I dabble a lot in higher stakes stuff, so you have been warned. Occasional ic transphobia as well (mostly from Dualie’s bio parents.) I do my best to tag things, but please lmk if I miss something, I’m not perfect.

IC anon hate is allowed, feel free to push his buttons as much as you want. If you’re ever worried abt something being too much though, just shoot me a dm or an ask and give me a heads up.

If anyone wants to plot or plan anything, same thing applies. Just shoot me an ask/dm and let me know. I’m always happy to get this goober involved with more of the community.

Art fight/refs: coming soon

Plot summary: coming soon

[averagedualies]

Btw, Malkari’s kinda going through a lot rn.

Hisui’s Like That.

Uh. Whooo?

Sorry I- haven't been on in a while.

[research-rewrite]

...Did the squid happen to be from- say, Splatsville? And have an affinity for dual-wielding?

Can't believe I was read like a book. I'm guessing who sent this ask.

Apologies for the deception :]

[averagedualies]

Haha, yeah :]

I'm not dead! I'm quieter on here than I used to be- medical problems but I'm still here!

[research-rewrite]

Woag. Dualie it's been a while.

Do you know who I might be? Or is this just a meeting by the Arcs?

[averagedualies]

I mean- I think sooooo? You kinda remind me of the anon magic guy, right?

[research-rewrite]

...Did the squid happen to be from- say, Splatsville? And have an affinity for dual-wielding?

Can't believe I was read like a book. I'm guessing who sent this ask.

Apologies for the deception :]

[averagedualies]

Haha, yeah :]

I'm not dead! I'm quieter on here than I used to be- medical problems but I'm still here!

[mimikinyuu]

TEN TRILLION MIMIKYUS TUESDAY

[isekai-wa-owari]

Ten Trillion Mimikyus Tuesday~!

[disablednecrozma]

TEN TRILLION MIMIKYUS TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nanaboo-pumpkaboo]

for those of you less than romantic individuals never fear

for I have invented the missilefoe

anyone caught under it must brawl

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

if youre under both of them do you have to kiss and fight at the same time

[nanaboo-pumpkaboo]

yes

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

the missletoe'n'foe...

[averagedualies]

Hey!

Sorry for the sudden absence I uh! Kindaaa forgot this site existed for a while.

…sooo, update I guess?

I’m twenty now! That happened on uh- the 16th of last month. Just spent it with my partner and it was- actually really nice :] (I love her sm)

Oh! My insomnia went away!

Aaaand got replaced with hypersomnia.

This- technically happened a while ago I think? I just didn’t really notice because I thought “Oh! I’m just recovering because I nearly died! Obviously I’d be a bit more tired.” And then almost half a year later and- well. Yyyyeahh that’s not going away.

It’s pretty much why I’ve been so quiet. Just been toooo eepy :[

I think that’s it? Sage’s been doing really well. They’ve made some of their own tunes and songs, which I think is really neat!

But, yeah. I can’t really promise I’ll be here more or anything? But I do still care about you all, and I hope you’ve had a great time while I’ve been away :]

[averagedualies]

Huh. I’ve been here for a year now. Crazy

[hisuianhellion]

Short and bittersweet of it: we got dicked out of unemployment we were promised and this has put us so far in the red, I cannot even begin t

Hey. This is my personal account. Long and short of it, if you wanna know the reason I've been inactive for at least the second month of my hiatus, this is why. We recently lost half of our major income, and State Unemployment decided we just didn't deserve to have a roof over our fucking heads.

A roommate is opening commissions and we're accepting what donations can be given.

Anything helps.

Anything at all.

[averagedualies]

Tbh I have a love-hate relationship October. On one hand I will forever be #1 cozy clothing enjoyer, but on the other hand having people act like my facial scarring is a spooky costume is kinda uh! Not great!

[goldenrodchef]

Please remember to wash your hands before cooking.

Or paws, or talons, or vines, whatever else you use to grab things. Wash them before cooking.

[averagedualies]

Nah, the extra bacteria add flavor :]

[lonelybeholding]

(@wingsofachampion) Hiya! What's your favorite thing about humans? -Tropius

Favorite thing about being human? I'm not entirely sure either of us is qualified to answ--

I believe what Peter is trying to say is that there are so many options that we couldn't possibly pick. Right Peter?

Um. Yes. What Elias said. Far too many very nice, very human options to choose from. Definitely.

[averagedualies]

I mean- no shame in not being human. I’m pretty sure about half this site is made up of people who aren’t human. The person who sent the ask wasn’t, I’m not. Idk how things were back home for you, but you don’t have to hide as much here if you don’t want to :]

[lonelybeholding]

Aye then, welcome! Y’all know where ya are yet? Seen any o’ the local critters wanderin’ around?

I saw a small black rat thing? Though I'm fairly sure it was a bit different, at least compared to all of the rats I've seen throughout my travels.

There have been a distinctive abundance of small tropical birds flittering about. Far brighter than any birds native to London, or even England as a whole.

The beach was also nice. The one we woke up on. The sand was surprisingly soft, and the ocean water was far warmer than I was expecting.

[averagedualies]

Sounds like Alola! I think. I honestly don’t know of any other tropical regions, so I might be off?

Anyways uhm- welcome!

[lonelybeholding]

A-lo-la. I think I overheard some people saying something similar, but as a greeting? I could have misheard.

Yes, that is a distinct possibility. Though, seeing as this is the biggest piece of information we have at our disposal, it would be wise to assume its validity for the time being.

I suppose that's fair.

[averagedualies]

I think they also use the name as a greeting? Can’t say for sure though, haven’t really visited myself.

Oh! And the creatures you’re seeing around are called Pokemon. Most of them are pretty friendly, but uh- don’t go around d picking up random ones still.

I’m Dualie btw :]

[lonelybeholding]

It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Dualie. Thank you for clearing up the confusion regarding the unknown creatures and the matter of greetings in our current location.

Did you really have to word that like a business email?

Just because we are in a different environment does not mean we should not communicate with others in a proper and correct manner, Peter.

...I think allowing you to respond to this was a mistake.

[averagedualies]

It’s fine! I mean, type how you want but honestly nobody on this site is using this for serious business reasons (except for this weird organizations, but we all just clown on them until they leave lmao)

[lonelybeholding]

Aye then, welcome! Y’all know where ya are yet? Seen any o’ the local critters wanderin’ around?

I saw a small black rat thing? Though I'm fairly sure it was a bit different, at least compared to all of the rats I've seen throughout my travels.

There have been a distinctive abundance of small tropical birds flittering about. Far brighter than any birds native to London, or even England as a whole.

The beach was also nice. The one we woke up on. The sand was surprisingly soft, and the ocean water was far warmer than I was expecting.

[averagedualies]

Sounds like Alola! I think. I honestly don’t know of any other tropical regions, so I might be off?

Anyways uhm- welcome!

[lonelybeholding]

A-lo-la. I think I overheard some people saying something similar, but as a greeting? I could have misheard.

Yes, that is a distinct possibility. Though, seeing as this is the biggest piece of information we have at our disposal, it would be wise to assume its validity for the time being.

I suppose that's fair.

[averagedualies]

I think they also use the name as a greeting? Can’t say for sure though, haven’t really visited myself.

Oh! And the creatures you’re seeing around are called Pokemon. Most of them are pretty friendly, but uh- don’t go around d picking up random ones still.

I’m Dualie btw :]

[lonelybeholding]

Aye then, welcome! Y’all know where ya are yet? Seen any o’ the local critters wanderin’ around?

I saw a small black rat thing? Though I'm fairly sure it was a bit different, at least compared to all of the rats I've seen throughout my travels.

There have been a distinctive abundance of small tropical birds flittering about. Far brighter than any birds native to London, or even England as a whole.

The beach was also nice. The one we woke up on. The sand was surprisingly soft, and the ocean water was far warmer than I was expecting.

[averagedualies]

Sounds like Alola! I think. I honestly don’t know of any other tropical regions, so I might be off?

Anyways uhm- welcome!

[unovan-gardener]

packing is surprisingly hard :(

I keep putting away my stuff and then my brain gets sad cause ‘nest gone means no more home’ and then I have to lay down

sigh…

[averagedualies]

Wh- huh? Where r u going??

[joltik-guy]

Trubbish are under my protection, everyone stop being mean to them

[cross-poisoned]

sorry but reconsider your opinion. as someone who as worked with trubbish and garbodor: no they fucking suck

[joltik-guy]

I DIDN'T ASK???

'I don't like them so you shouldn't'

OKAY?? THIS IS A POSITIVITY POST GO BE SALTY SOMEWHERE ELSE

[cross-poisoned]

no but like. they’re unironically pretty dangerous for the untrained

well not trubbish but certainly garbodor. and they come in groups

plus mine can’t even do his job right smh

[joltik-guy]

👏 I 👏 Didnt 👏 Ask 👏

[averagedualies]

Wow, this website really does piss on the poor.

[cross-poisoned]

hey I think trubbish are cute. they are dangerous tho and i personally hate working with them because 90% of the time they are in crowded spaces and we end up causing a spectacle

[averagedualies]

I mean- yea, but that wasn't really the point of the post? OP wasn't talking about how dangerous they were or weren't, they were talking about their appreciation for them.

And I get it! It's important information! I live in Unova too and I know how dangerous those lil guys can be. But there's a time and place, yea?

[cross-poisoned]

(also shit i need to keep a closer eye on the watchlist thanks for interacting an reminding me)

[averagedualies]

I mean- thanks for getting the point but also

What watchli- ohhhhh that one.

Still feel kinda weird about being on it, ngl!

[cross-poisoned]

yeah. the government requires us to be transparent abt you being on it and seeing as you’re a sapient xenobiological being you’re pretty damn high up, along with everyone else of your kind

[averagedualies]

Doesn't make it any less weird!