Two-Bit Not-Knower of a Person

Hi! You can call me Inky. 36, they/them. Not spoiler free. Asks requesting money will be deleted on sight.

[inkyshark]

Hi!

You can call me Inky (they/them). I really like sharks, cats, space, fandom art, and stories.

My main fandoms/reblogs in no particular order:

Dungeon Meshi/Delicious in Dungeon

Young Wizards

Pacific Rim

Dungeons and Dragons

Star Treks

Ghost of Tsushima

Legend of Zelda BOTW/TOTK

Space

Sharks

Cats

A bunch of misc stuff, including, but not limited to: Yomi no Tsugai, the Heroic Legend of Arslan, Kaiju No. 8, Witch Hat Atelier, Lower Decks, The Locked Tomb, food, memes, other animals, anything that I like that crosses my dash or tags.

My "Important About Me" things are:

I am trans nonbinary (hysto: 2017/ top surgery: 2020/ T: off and on since 2018)

Pisces

ISFP-T (i don't put stock in this)

actual catboi hours

Golden Compass Daemon is a red panda

I dunno what else to put here for people interested in that kind of stuff? I refuse to put HP house shit, so don't mention it.

My blog title is Link Neal's quote on explaining the what a rookie is to someone.

I tag for general trigger warnings (IE blood, flashing lights, politics, etc). Other than that, I don’t tag much of my stuff, and this is NOT a spoiler free blog.

ASKS ARE OPEN BUT REQUESTS FOR MONEY WILL BE DELETED ON SIGHT, NO COMPROMISES.

[captainjonnitkessler]

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

[lesbian-toddhoward]

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

[lesbian-toddhoward]

now rebloggable. fuck with me

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

Why the fish

[wizardgoblin]

The fish is what makes the post rebloggable

[theonlycabbage]

The fish is what makes this post fuckable

[only-cat-memes]

[selkypostergirl]

love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending

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[pmamtraveller]

Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.

[canreblogforsher]

@fishyfishyfishtimes

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Absolute perfection

[eggnogtoast]

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Me: am I gonna recover from tuberculosis 😢😢

My Etsy tarot deck: 𝓼𝓲𝔁 𝓸𝓯 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼

[lizlemondyke]

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[loveridden1999]

once i permanently get rid of my headaches then you'll all see

[angelic-ivy]

me: [writing something] shoot... what's this woman's pronouns?

stenographer: well her bio says she/her...

me: better play it safe anyway [writes "it"]

the ghost of marie curie: [appears out of thin air] ivy... you're the first person to ever correctly gender me in a hundred and eighty-two years. from the bottom of my cold dead heart, thank you.

me: [dies of radiation poisoning]

stenographer: [dies of radiation poisoning]

[angelic-ivy]

favorite tags. bulliness you get it. also someone tagged this post #rpf which i think is so fuckin funny. like yeah. i guess. i guess it is.

[hustlerose]

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[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[beadyeyes]

[free-my-mindd]

[ralfmaximus]

Years ago back when I worked in cubicle land, we were hiring junior software developers. They didn’t have to have a ton of experience, just a willingness to learn, and some demonstration of their software skills. Like: show me a program you wrote (any language) or a web site you designed. Anything.

And there was this one guy I talked with who seemed super sharp, but had virtually zero experience writing software. When it came time to do the show-n-tell part of the interview he whips out his laptop, brings up a website, and spins it around to show me what he made.

A website of tiny ceramic frogs.

Not for sale. Just… all these ceramic frogs, organized into categories. Frogs on bicycles, frogs with hats, frogs sitting on lily pads. It was a virtual museum of ceramic frogs in web form.

I scrolled through his online collection of frogs, slightly baffled.

“This is your website?” I asked finally.

“Yep!”

“You coded this yourself?” I popped into view-source mode and poked around some incredibly well-formatted, well-commented html. I nodded slowly. This guy was meticulous.

“Yep!”

“So… where’d all the frogs come from?”

“I made those too,” he says, beaming. 

And while I’m processing this he rummages in his bag and pulls out a little ceramic frog working at a computer terminal. He places it on the table before us, next to the laptop.

“And THIS one,” he says, “I made for you! As a thank you for the interview.”

It was adorable. I hired him on the spot. I mean, why not? Worst case he’d wash out in 90 days and we’d hire somebody else. He turned out to be one of the best developers on our team. 

And yes, his cubicle was loaded with ceramic frogs.

[knightofleo]