Ted The Terrible

Stay away from my sheep if you wanna keep your fingers! (A Bendy and The Ink Machine OC roleplay blog! Please read the pages! Icon by penandpitchfork)

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Warhammer 40k, a grimdark universe full of daemonic cults, endless war, genetically enhanced humans, and wacky yet horrific creatures that’d shatter the minds of most men. In this universe, three souls find themselves in the Inquisition for varying reasons.

Flare, the psyker who’s powers caused horrible misfortune at a young age. Having been selected on Holy Terra, she trained in the Adeptus Telepathica and would find herself recruited into the Inquisition by a powerful man…

516-Lite or Click, as he was previously known as, was a Tech Priest for the Adeptus Mechanicus. Click was a heretical Tech Priest, subject to death until he was recruited as an Acolyte. Life spared and years of service later, Click would find himself turning away from the Mechanicus as he fully embraced his new Inquisitorial status as a new inquisitor…Of Ordo Malleus

Eac Derstir is a grey knight shrouded in mystery, similar to much of his chapter. What is known however besides his strength in battle and faith in the God Emperor is his undying devotion to being the strong arm of the Inquisition. 

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Well, it looked like the jig was up. His goose was officially caught. The thing he was desperately trying to hide from the little angel was now revealed to her and they don’t seemed very pleased. 

“Come now doll, it was only for yer good. I didn’t want ya to figure it out like this. Ya kno’ I don’t like keepin secrets”

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“Hello little lambs… Are you lost?… Makes my job a lot easier if so~”

Wendigos! Horrific Monsters that consume the flesh of men and women in gruesome, brutal fashion. Why not come interact with one? He won’t bite, just nibble!

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“Hello little lambs… Are you lost?… Makes my job a lot easier if so~”

Wendigos! Horrific Monsters that consume the flesh of men and women in gruesome, brutal fashion. Why not come interact with one? He won’t bite, just nibble!

(7 to 8 years of roleplay experience for the mun! OC/Multiship Friendly! A variety of universes as well in the works to roleplay in, such as Hazbin Hotel and ‘regular’ universe shenanigans!)

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A Drink Or Two

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Ted, given his mood prior, had likely chugged at least twice her amount of alcohol in the same amount of time. Despite being several times heavier than her,a dark black hue was spread against his usually pale face.

He had moved to the floor, laying down on his back to give her enough room on the couch.

“Come oooonnnn Alice. Think about it for a minute. Everyone is gonna be dressed up as somethin spooky. Bendy probably is gonna use his lil’ devil costume again. But! But ya! Ya could have the.. The cutest costume.. Plus! The sheep might get confused and it’d be real funny”

He’d laugh a bit at the image, looking over at her and trying to imagine the smaller as a sheep. It was honestly adorable. Although he was asking nicely, there was a hint of demand in his voice. Although, he was unusually mean when drunk, just not to her for obvious reasons.

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“I sure do hope so. Wouldn’ want ya all worked out and passin out on stage. Yer everyone’s favorite lady here after all! No one could forgive Joey if he pushed ya too hard”

Ted reached up with glass in hand, gently rubbing one of his six horns with the back of his hands. His pac-man shaped eyes staring up at what he thought was a stained spot before huffing out of anger.

He’d tap one of his hooves against the floor, sipping down the rest of his first glass before reaching over to refill his.

It was peaceful in the room. The two could relax as friends and enjoy the sweet yet burning sensation of wine.

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He swirled the red liquid around a few times, taking his time to sip it. He wasn’t exactly a fan of wine but it was much better to share between friends than whisky.

“True true.. Maybe lil’ A then? Alice Junior could work. Nickname em’ AJ.” 

He’d hum at the thought, wondering just what AJ would look like if they ever come into existence. He looked over at them, reaching over and wrapping an arm around them in a comforting hug.

“Don’t worry ‘bout it. I know yer a busy angel Alice. The sheep can wait for ya, ah promise”

He’d reach over, tinking his glass against hers in a toast like fashion.

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Honestly, Ted wished Alice and him could have more simple moments like this. No worries about anyone else. When he didn’t have to worry about her and the two could just laugh and laugh.

Ted would pop the cork out of the bottle with his thumb alone, showing off that not just all of her thick lines were just fat. He’d get the two some fresh glasses, filling them each about a third of the way to the top.

He’d give Alice her drink, setting the bottle nearby as he took a seat next to her. His weight causing the couch to wobble a bit as he started sipping on the red beverage.

“They’ve been missin’ ya. Honestly, I think Greg and Jenny want ‘nother lamb. Been gettin real affectionate lately. Might name her after ya, darlin’. What ya think if it happens? Would ya like a lil’ mini-you?”

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A Drink Or Two

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He laughed at her raised brow, having a jolly good time next to the angel. On the way to her room, he’d start talking about what few things he had to care about. Bendy’s usual prankster shenanigans he had to deal with, his sheep and their health, and the newest episode staring him and Boris of all characters!

He’d be as modest as he could about it, not wanting to drown her ear in gloating, instead voting to crack puns at his expense to lighten up the mood more and more.

When they finally did get back to her room, he’d let her go in first before shutting the door behind them closed with his foot. Ted rubbed his hands together excitedly before pulling out the bottle of wine underneath his arm. 

“-But that’s enough bout lil’ Mary and her friends. It’s time for the main event.”

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Is Undertale cool again?

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“Bah! Too modest fer yer own good, Alice.”

He gently bonked his head against theirs as a form of bestial affection like his herd tends to do at her thighs. The sheep leading the way with slow steps back towards her room so he could help her prepare for the night together.

“No lousy toon wants to here the adventures of a villainous sheep herder lil’ missy.Though, I wouldn’ mind goin’ on if ya share whatever bubblin’ in that lil’ head of yers.”

He moved to keep an arm around her, gently pushing her body into his thick layers of warm fluff and soft clothing slightly.

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A Drink Or Two

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Even though he couldn’t read her like a book, he knew when she was trying to force herself for someone else’s sake. The arm rub was a dead give away to anyone with a bit of empathy!

“Hun really, it’s fine. Ya don’ gotta feel bad for ditchin’ me”

He moved in closer, placing one of his mighty hands on her shoulder, giving her a gentle but firm squeeze. The taller rubbing her shoulder a bit like a parent would a child before he retracted his arm, a smug expression suddenly growing on his face.

“....Buuuuttttt, if ya’d really be down for a swig of liqour or two, perhaps ya can tell ol’ Ted where the Angel has been. I think it sounds like a pretty good deal. A fun night, an ear to listen, and booze. What does the star of the night think?”

He jested, trying to help cheer up her mood with a ‘compliment’

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Alice gives a roll of her eyes at his remark. Her posture rather stiff as she cocks a hip and crosses her arms as he speaks. She gives a frown soon after, glancing away down at the floor. She didn’t forget, no. But it was rather a rough day for the angel. She wasn’t in her room, nor the employees didn’t know where she was for a reason. 

Of course, she knows if she gives any sliver of a sign of her current reasoning, he’d surely flare up like an angry firecracker. “.. I’m awfully sorry, dear.. I suppose it slipped my mind.. Been running ragged all day today…!” She gives a soft sigh, running her hand through her inky hair. “I suppose I’m rather not.. exactly in too much of a mood to do much tonight.. I’m awfully sorry..” She felt it was much better for her to head straight back to her room and try and get some sleep as much as she can.

He had expected some kind of bouncy rebound from her. Alice always seemed so full of energy and happy about everything to him. Even if she did forget, he thought the two would be able to laugh it off and get to the fun part of the day. 

That wasn’t what happened though. To hear her explanation made him frown instead of laugh. As expected, Ted was a bit concerned for her and what she was doing the entire day. He wanted to push the topic but the last several times he tried, he usually got nothing but excuses from her. His arms fell down to his side, trying his best to mask the disappointment that their usual plans were canceled for reasons he likely wouldn’t be told.

“I understand darlin’, don’t gotta start apologizing to me for somethin’ ya couldn’t help.”

He spit out, starting to lean up from the wall and moving a bit in place. His free hand reaching up, rubbing along his smooth, slick horn coated and polished with wax.

 “So uh, get some sleep. I guess”

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A Drink Or Two

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“It got yer attention now, didn’ it?” 

The larger figure taunted with an teasing tone in his voice. Ted had positioned himself in a branching hallway and by some miracle, he had gone unnoticed by the smaller despite his sheer size. To draw her attention, he thought the best course of action would be to whistle to her.

“I’ve been waitin’ to see ya all day Alice. Weren’t in yer room earlier so went around askin for ya. Employees weren’t much help either so been standin’ here a good half-hour waitin’ for ya. As fun as I am-” A hint of sarcasm dripping into his voice with that before it quickly vanished “-I can’t really do Sunday night alone. And judging from the lack of shining jewelry, extra makeup or lack of my usual hug, ya either forgot or are too tired for the usual get together, right?”

Ted wasn’t in his usual wear but nothing overly fancy either. His usual button up black shirt was replaced with a white, sleeveless shirt with a neatly folded collar. A black coat draped over his large body, helping to hide his massive curves. A pair of dark blue plants clung to his waist and legs with a brown belt shining brightly. His hooves, now shinning with wax like his horns, gently tapped against the wooden floor, loud ‘clops’ echoing from him in rhythmic fashion. Even though the two couldn’t leave the studio on their ‘fun nights’, it was all about how they treated the night that made it fun, not where they went. Even his usual stern expression was replaced with a hint of excitement and a smile! Those large bulky arms of his crossing over his chest. The thin top of a bottle neatly sticking out from his underarm.