Help I'm Alive

Amber. 34. Gingerman Fox.

[blu-moon-vt]

Punk Blitz lives in my head rent free ngl- 10 hours

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[rad-roche]

the terrifying collection

[drops-of-universe]

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

[freakoutgirl]

i hate when something is in 20 minutes

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

[persephoneme]

☕ + Blitz's feelings about Stolas in the early days of their deal 👀 - @blitzwhore

👀 omg hi yes yes yes i love this topic…..so like. obviously he thinks he’s hot. this is self-evident to me. they absolutely do have chemistry off the bat and we should not ignore that. however. i think in the early days blitz is wayyyy too caught up in making sure their deal is solid to think of stolas as anything more than a sexy part of his job lol. i think the nerves we see in him during full moon when it seems like stolas is removing his access to the book are more about what the book has come to represent for their relationship (stability, security, a method of connection between them, etc.) but ultimately he does need the book to keep his livelihood, and i think it absolutely colours his view of stolas that he has this thing he could dangle over blitz’s head if he ever wants something more than what their deal already entails. it doesn’t actually matter that stolas hasn’t and wouldn’t do that, because a core part of blitz’s worldview to me is that the people on top are always out to get something out of you.

so he does have a conception of stolas as this pretty rich boy who’s willing to play around with him just because he’s bored in his marriage and in his position. and that makes him dislike him a bit on principle. i also think he finds his enthusiasm a little ridiculous and offputting at first, honestly! that look of horror when he walks into his office and stolas is sitting on his desk in the pilot is real. like, who does that? blitz is horny every single day and he’s never done anything like that. and yet quickly it becomes deeply endearing to him <3

not to shill for a fic that I haven’t finished writing yet but in the stolas retrospective fic I have going in my drafts right now i talk around the idea that stolas realizes he loves blitz before he actually starts loving him. in that he’s spent his life so starved for romance that he grabs the first person he feels desire for and decides it’s true love. and by the time he’s figured out the difference he’s actually fallen for him for real. but with blitz i think it was the opposite in a way. he starts loving stolas so so bad pretty early on but he doesn’t notice or really allow himself to consider it as more than sexual compatibility until he’s losing him.

so like tl;dr hot bird weird freak privileged asshole good sex oh he’s actually sort of sweet oh NO deny deny deny don’t go there. oh fuck he’s leaving just like everyone does. he hates me. why am i crying right now?

[blitzwhore]

Fuckkkk this is the good shit 🤤🤤🤤 such tasty analysis

[neonprotagonist]

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

[hlahlahlahlahly]

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

[meanbuddhist]

you may find me having intense spiritual breakthroughs and revelations just to completely forget about them one week later don’t worry about me i am on my path

[steelart]

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

[mystgourmet-deactivated20200102]

[gaydelgard]

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

[selena-soto]

[tubbbee]

this comment made me take psychic damage

[fairyinthetrees]

potato seeking behavior

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated