Drabble Challenge: 1-150
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โThe skirt is supposed to be this short.โ
โHow long have you been standing there?โ
โI may be an idiot, but Iโm not stupid.โ
โWho gave you that black eye?โ
โYou havenโt even touched your food. Whatโs going on?โ
โI just like proving you wrong.โ
โEveryone keeps telling me youโre the bad guy.โ
โForget it. You fucking suck.โ
โQuit it or Iโll bite.โ
โIf you use up all the hot water again, I swear to god! Youโre on the couch for a month!!โ
โIf I die, Iโm going to haunt your ass.โ
โIโm pregnant.โ
โLooks like weโre gonna be stuck here for a while.โ
โTake. It. Off.โ
โWell, youโre coming home with me whether you like it or not.โ
โIโll kick his ass if you want me to.โ
โStop it! It tickles!โ
โItโs okay to cryโฆโ
โAnd thatโs how you ruin a life. Congratulations.โ
โD..did you just make that noise?โ
โHeโs a bad kisser.โ
โYou can scream if you want.โ
โI didnโt know we were keeping track.โ
โWeโre playing checkers. If you donโt like it, leave.โ
โOne of themโs missing.โ
โSave some for me.โ
โOh, fuck off.โ
โYouโre still mad?โ
โCome over here and make me.โ
โYou better watch yourself.โ
โEat your lunch and you wouldnโt be hungry.โ
โWhy did we have to have kids?โ
โCall on Line 1โ
โHe creeped me out. Iโm not gonna lie.โ
โIโm done! You can fix it!โ
โCan we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?โ
โWhere did he go?โ
โYou leave whenever you feel like it.โ
โI forgot I was a single parent.โ
โDonโt apologize if you donโt mean it.โ
โYouโre going out dressed like that?โ
โFor the hundredth time, Iโm not your babysitter.โ ย
โFrost the damn cupcakes.โ
โWell thatโs the second biggest news Iโve heard all day.โ
โYou look pretty hot in plaid.โ ย
โI thought you were dead!โ
โI thought it was a one-night-standโฆand now weโre marriedโฆโ
โWeโve become the clingy couple that you used to complain about.โ
โQuit touching me. Your feet are cold.โ
โYou know you want it, sweetheart.โ
โIโm your husband. Itโs my job.โ ย
โYou just wanted them because the light up.โ
โThat wasnโt very subtle.โ
โHe thinks heโs a mind reader.โ ย
โItโs just you and me tonight. I was thinking we could have a little fun.โ
โI donโt do hugs.โ
โDonโt talk anymore.โ
โIโm just a guy with a wife, two kids, and a Harley.โ
โHow do I even put up with you?โ
โI said get rid of it.โ
โThey didnโt just find out. They already knew!โ
โYouโre not as quiet as you think you are.โ
โCan you just man up and change his diaper?โ
โJust donโt buy a goat. I donโt care what you do, just no goats.โ
โI have a secret.โ
โI wonโt let you get hurt.โ
โYouโre strong, baby. You have to be.โ
โHeโs four years old!!โ
โIโve had enough! I want to be alone!โ
โI canโt stand seeing you like this.โ
โMe and the boys will handle it.โ
โYouโre competitive and so am I, and itโs going to lead to a fight.โ
โIs there a reason youโre naked in my bed?โ
โYouโre a dork, just like your father.โ
โMind if I join you?โ
โDaddy!โ
โI lost our child.โ
โThatโs my shirt. So is that..wait?โ
โMy name isnโt Leslieโฆwhoโs Leslie?โ
โThereโs a surprise upstairs for you.โ
โIโll take care of it.โ
โIโm not your boss? Well then who is?โ
โYou canโt eat solids, only liquids until Thursday.โ
โCome on, baby, up to bed.โ
โThey got you a present. Isnโt it sweet?โ
โAm I scaring you?โ
โRun! You said youโd work out with me!โ
โAfter everythingโฆIโd still choose you.โ
โAnd when did you plan on telling me about this?โ
โTrust me.โ
โScoot over a little bit, please.โ
โYouโre so clingy, I love it.โ
โYou didnโt just wake me up at 2am because you were โin the moodโ.โ
โDid they hurt you?โ
โYouโre cute when youโre all worried.โ
โStop being grumpy. Itโs lame.โ
โI donโt need a hero, I need a husband.โ
โDonโt shut me out.โ
โYou got a cute butt.โ
โI just got out of the shower, I canโt dance. What if my towel falls off?โ
โDonโt be an asshole. Asshole.โ
โDo you really think I could ever replace you?โ
โSharing is caring. Now give me your fries.โ
โโฆor we can chill in our underwear.โ
โYou canโt make up for it by giving me a tic-tac.โ
โKeep pedaling and donโt stop, okay?โ
โYou, me, popcorn, two liter Dr. Pepper, and a movie. You in?โ
โHave you seen my contacts?โ
โLife is a highway, and Iโm always drunk. So Iโm not driving.โ
โQuit stalling. Whereโs your father?โ
โYou canโt just hug me and think everythingโs okay.โ
โIs he coming home?โ
โI prefer blondes.โ
โNo more dogs. How hard it it to understand?โ
โI let you win.โ
โI broke your nose, and Iโm sorry for that. But what youโre doing isnโt fair.โ
โCan I do your hair?โ
โYour favorite superhero canโt be a villain.โ
โI told you not to jump on the bed!โ
โHeโs pampering me, let him be.โ
โReady or not, here I come.โ
โIโm worried about losing my job!โ
โOh, did I scare you, big boy?โ
โHappy new year!โ
โQuit moving, Iโm trying to sleep. Waitโฆare youโฆwhat?!โ
โYou nap, Iโll stay awake.โ
โItโs turbulence. Itโs normal.โ
โDonโt touch me. Weโre fighting.โ
โIโll give you a massage.โ
โYou fell asleep in the tub?!โ
โAre you doodling?โ
โWeโre not playing strip poker. I donโt care what I said when I was drunk.โ
โSlushies arenโt just for kids, fuck society.โ
โAre you scaredโฆThen why wonโt you look at the screen?โ
โEnough with the pillow talk, Iโm tired.โ
โYou had a nightmare, tell me what it was about so I can fix it.โ
โWe need groceries, not just junk food. Youโre worse than the kids.โ
โIs this our closet? Or your closet?โ
โIf I win, you do dishes for a week.โ
โFist bumps are cooler than high-fivesโฆโ
โUse your words.โ
โHold my hand so he gets jealous.โ
โEw, your hand is sweaty.โ
โGet out of my face before I hit you.โ
โI donโt care if your 4 or 40, you donโt hit people.โ
โYou only care about football, beer, and raking leaves.โ
โLook! Fireflies!โ
โWhy do you only kiss me when Iโm sleeping?โ
โI just need ten minutes.โ
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