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[newsies-hit-da-streets-deactiva]

newsies as things my dumbass friends have said part three

davey: Jokes on you, I'm a synchronized swimmer, I get wet in my free time

davey: wait-

race: where can i get some thigh high crocs?

romeo: is it alabama if u date yourself

race: hehe,,,

race: idk,,,

race: wait alabama is a state

race: not an adjective

smalls: alabama (adj)

albert: life is like an egg

davey: fragile?

albert: has chickens in it sometimes

finch: birds

finch: they're nice

albert: when will my parents understand that i don't want a lover i want djungelskog

elmer: when will my parents understand i dont want a lover i just frog hoodie

albert:

albert: fuckin sobbin,,,,look at him,,,

race: just ate some rlly good crackers tho. I love cannibalism

race: someone please explain to me why im crying in bed and listening to the cha cha slide

race: how the fuck did i get to this point

race: it's such a vibe tho

crutchie: same but are you ok

albert:

race: i am fluent in english, dumbrassery, and sarcasm

elmer: i'm fluent in english and being gay and loving my friends

davey: According to my history teacher Italians don’t matter

race: *sad race noises*

albert: *high* if jesus can walk on water does that mean when he gets on a river it just carries him like a conveyor belt

albert: when it rains does he start doing parkour

race: *also high* yes

race: he can parkour

albert: he tries to get in the bath and just stands there

albert: what happens if he gets in a whirlpool where would he go

race: roller skating rink

romeo: *high as well* you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round

race: jesus go weeeeee

davey: race. sleep.

romeo: *talking about his crush*

albert, randomly:

davey and albert: *agruing whether to name a cat (in sims) after a dead baby or a cum sock* *ended up naming it ranga*

race and albert: *at the mall*

cashier, ringing up the total: "...and 69 cents."

race and albert: *look at each other at the exact same time with the exact same expression on their faces*

albert: cum sock is jesus 2.0

blink: look, i love the LGBTQ+ community, but i just can't support this *points to californian flag*

albert or race: *rick rolls the discord server by saying they figured out how to make it show what song they're listening to*

[inmylovingfervor]

You egg! (Derogatory)

[amor-ordinem-nescitt]

“my child is completely fine” your child is reading dostoevsky

[inmylovingfervor]

Frost and Smoke

He sits by my window day after day

Sometimes his eyes meet mine

But the moon shines bright, and he is gone

And every night, I fear he may be gone for good

But every morning, he returns

Sometimes, he writes me messages on the frosted pane of glass that always seems to separate us

Just little things about the stars or the branches of the trees

And I think I love him

Like a bang loves the silence and like fire loves peace

But he is like smoke

I see him, I know he’s there, but he slips through my fingers every time

[triplecrossroads]

“Fuck you my child is completely fine”

Your child relates to morally dubious twinks from books written before they were born despite the fact they are a girl who has never committed a crime in their life.

[inmylovingfervor]

Shhhhhhhhh

[inmylovingfervor]

It's gotten to the point where I am physically unable to do any form of schoolwork unless I'm listening to hogwarts ambience. What have I become but the embodiment of my own nightmares?

[inmylovingfervor]

My heart grows fonder of you in your absence than it does when you are here. In your leave, my mind can do nothing but sit in a dull, aching pain, nothing but wish you were here. When you’re here, I do nothing but wish you were gone again. I’m not sure if it’s because my mind has gone awry or because missing you is the most I have felt in my life, but nonetheless, my heart and mind are at war in your wake.

- Me lmao

[inmylovingfervor]

People who haven't read (or seen) Pride and Predjudice always treat Darcy like he's this dark, sexy, brooding character but in reality he's just incredibly awkward in every situation and doesn't know how to interact with others and I find it hilarious