[nudygoon]

[altnbrown-deactivated20160802]

Someone who hasn’t seen cutthroat kitchen, explain this

[plebeiantologist]

bad and naughty chefs will be placed in the Shame Cone to atone for their sins

[sunshineoptimismandangels]

You know what I find sad? Since all 6 seasons of Glee took place during the school year we have no idea what Kurt Hummel’s summer clothes look like. He’d have to lose some of the layers right? And if he found a way to wear shorts even during the fall he surely wore them during the bright sunny days of summer. There is an entire Kurt Hummel wardrobe that we’ve never seen, and this saddens me. 

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

and in unrelated news, the catholic church has just published a canonical addition to the bible in which it is revealed that jesus christ has actually been working for the devil for the past two thousand years. “hail satan,” he says at the end of the new book.

[tvwatercooler]

Stephen Colbert reacts to #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend

[outofcontextarthur]

[onlytwitterpics]

[zoenightstars]

unrelated to captain america becoming hydra, jk rowling has just made a new canonical addition. harry potter has been a death eater the whole time. the last page features him casting a dark mark 

[fatdragonquest]

[raptorific]

Idk man, a widowed father who works full time and lives in his car so he can afford to keep his child fed while he lives with his aunts, who still makes time to see his kid every day, and who is possibly the only family member that child has who has not implicitly or explicitly wished in front of him that his mother had survived instead of him, fostering an intense survivor’s guilt in him where he feels like his loved ones blame him for the death of his mother

I just don’t see how people have ever managed to call Greg Universe a deadbeat, I mean, the one time the dude did a mildly bad thing is when he lied about being hurt so he could spend more time with Steven who he felt was drifting away from him, and even then he copped to it and apologized. His sole concern as a character in the entire show is taking care of and being there for his kid, he’s honestly one of the best dads on TV and I think it’s sad that people act like he’s a shitty father because he’s poor and spends what little available time and money he has on his son who he loves more than anything

[schuetzengrabenmints-deactivate]

“what if we could make capitalism fun?”

Bruh capitalism IS fun

[nope12345987-deactivated2022071]

Disney World. The Cheesecake Factory. Sephora. Book stores. Motorcycles. Movie theaters. Musical theaters. The Super Bowl. Blue Bell ice cream. Bacon on everything. Chocolate everything. Adult stores. Amazon.com. Fast food. Las Vegas.

[schuetzengrabenmints-deactivate]

Private space industry. Private businesses. HBO. Netflix. 9 million gun companies. Apple. Windows. Linux. 3 different chicken strip restaurants in the same town. Target. Stocked grocery stores.

[nope12345987-deactivated2022071]

Starbucks. Shopping malls. Knife super stores. Fair food. Costco. Marvel Cinematic Universe. TJ Maxx. The Coca Cola company. Aquariums. Kindles. Victoria’s Secret. Soft Pretzel venders. Craft beer.

[terruer-deactivated20170226]

being carpet bombed in indochina by richard nixon, brutal and genocidal colonialism, being one of the 20m brits under the poverty line, supporting fascist regimes in latin america and asia, apartheid, wasting 40% of food produced within the US despite 47m people being impoverished, assassinating democratically elected presidents in favor of dictators. ur missing all the good ones.

[fjordfolk]

[coluring]

me

[rarestandfairest-deactivated201]

I remember when I found out other people chop off the tops of strawberries. I was getting stoned with a bunch of older kids and popped a whole strawberry, top and all, in my mouth. And everyone started laughing and ragging on me for being so high i ate the whole strawberry and I just had to go with it and pretend like I hadn’t eaten every single strawberry of my life like that

[corktreeforests-blog]

it’s okay to eat

it’s okay to have fat, because it’s natural and it doesn’t make you ugly or unlovable

stretch marks, scars, moles, etc are totally ok

your body is wonderful exactly the way it is

please be kind to yourself

i love you so much

[bootyscientist-deactivated20160]

surround yourself with people that are more excited for your birthday than u are

[inner--utopia]

Me Texting: sarcasm on point, hilarious, snarky, too good for you

Me Talking: stutters, forgets words, dissolves into awkward silence