[innit-marvellous]

So Lush are doing a Moomin collab and I find it insane that the Snufkin scent is like fresh grass and sandalwood and whatever, because Snufkin would absolutely smell like roast fish, campfire, unwashed teenage boy, coffee and weed.

[marisatomay]

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 42nd year in a row

[innit-marvellous]

Okay so just quickly, if you can’t sit through a film in the cinema you’ve paid £20 a ticket to see without checking Facebook with the brightness at full, looking at the football scores on your phone, vaping, snoring, burping or talking, your parents are siblings

[azertyrobaz]

Words of encouragement.

[innit-marvellous]

Out of a whole, pretty much empty cinema screen someone books to sit next to me. What about the other 40 seats didn’t suit you? These are sofas? I’m not here to cuddle up to some rando?

[alwaystiredshark]

For more of my art @alwaystiredshark

my Instagram

[innit-marvellous]

imagine putting your entire employment contract into chatgpt and asking it to give you legal advice, the fuck is wrong with you

[innit-marvellous]

That photo of the London Mailboxes branch going round where they’ve put up a massive poster in the window of Jared Harris in the Crown rather than His Maj is absolutely perfect, I mean who wouldnt want a massive poster of Jared Harris

[transheadcrab]

inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

[transheadcrab]

gays, home of sexuals, lgbtqs, help me redesign my bedroom because i cant live like this anymore. make suggestions & i will move items accordingly (everything in purple is stuff i can move). only requirement is that my bed is in some corner bc if it doesn’t touch two walls ill die

[aaays-and-bees]

Barricade the door

[transheadcrab]

great ! are there other suggestions that arent this !

[innit-marvellous]

Just seen they’re releasing the Les Mis 10th anniversary show on vinyl for the first time on Friday. I only cried with joy a little bit when I found out.

[innit-marvellous]

Sometimes I look at the Google AI suggestion just for a laugh and today I googled something about the lost Franklin expedition and it’s just come back to tell me Franklin used Californian skinheads to further his white supremacist agenda

[skellydun]

What are some things that turn on?

did u forget the word ‘you’ or do u really want to learn about the wonders of electricity from me

[innit-marvellous]

I may have been wildly mistaken in assuming that The Terror would be like Our Flag Means Death

[homunculus-argument]

If you're having a private phone conversation with the phone off your ear, no headphones, and the speaker on in public, that's a public conversation now. That's an open invite, and I'm going to chime in if I have an opinion. This is now OUR disagreement about your boyfriend's spending habits.

[3000s]

your snake is spoiled as fuck

[3000s]

if i had a snake i wouldn't even teach it to drive

[mihai-florescu]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[mihai-florescu]

The lion will never financially recover from this

[marisatomay]

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 41st year in a row