Innocent Riverdale Quotes

Alexis//17//she/her// I came up with Most of my quotes If I didn’t I probably got it from Brooklyn 99 DM me if you or someone you know of did a quote first

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Fangs: can’t you just try looking at things from my perspective?

Sweet pea:[crouhes down to fangs’ height]

Sweet pea:looks the same

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Sweet pea:there’s only one thing worse then dying

Sweet pea:[Rips paper away to reveal ‘fangs’ above dying]

Fangs: me

Sweet pea: no-

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Jughead:I was thinking about dyeing my hair what do you think?

Betty:I think you should dye it red Jughead:why?

Betty:*looks at Archie* no reason

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Toni:you guys can’t keep staying here it’s not my house

Sweet pea:but-

Toni:no buts I’m sure Cheryl is sick of you guys

Fangs:but she gives us snacks

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FP:should we tell jughead and Betty about us?

Alice:no they have too many other things going on

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Toni:hey a package for you came

Cheryl:don’t open it!!!

Toni: why not

Cheryl:its your Christmas present

Toni:Christmas was like four days ago

Cheryl:it’s for next year

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Cheryl & toni: *been married for one year*

Cheryl:ok but you like like me right?

Toni:why would you ask me that

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Fangs: Merry Christmas everybody!!!

Sweet pea:it’s literally November 1

Fangs: it’s never too early for Christmas bitch ass

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Veronica: oh my god I missed you!

Cheryl:I would miss me too

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Sweet pea:why is it when your girlfriend or wife gets pregnant everyone rubs her belly and says ‘congratulations’ but nobody rubs your dick and says ‘good job’?

Fangs:it’s 4 AM go too sleep

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Fangs:*bursts into room* IM HERE WHATS THE EMERGENCY???

Sweet pea:fangs great timing can you get me the remote it’s on the other side of the couch

Fangs:i-

Sweet pea:fangs there’s no time for this hurry

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Fangs:do crabs think fish are flying?

Toni:how high are you?

Fangs:5’9

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Sweet pea:*listening to music*

Toni: what are you listening to?

Sweet pea:you know heavy-metal and shit like that

Toni:really??

Sweet pea:yeah

Toni:how come it sounds like one Direction??

Sweet pea:...

Toni:don’t ever lie to me again

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Cheryl:you should really be wearing a helmet

Toni:helmets are lame

Cheryl:you know what’s not lame? Death

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Sweet pea:why would you do that?

Jughead:what

Sweet pea:exist

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Sweet pea:how much you wanna bet Jughead can’t make it through Initiation

Fangs:first of all we don’t have any money and second of all betting is wrong

Fangs:I’ll bet my bag of chips

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Sweet pea:hey I gotta go something came up

Toni:is everything okay?

Sweet pea:why are you so damn nosy?