When you make a reference and someone actually gets it
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@bakugoisabucketdipper
When you make a reference and someone actually gets it
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not to be epic but i am going to kill you with a rock
cain said this to abel
god said this to the dinosaurs
“Drake?”
“What.”
“Where’s the flint and steel?”
thomas the tank engine, aka the only monster no. one wants to fuck
that’s where you’re wrong
you made this blog just now and i feel responsible for the evil it represents
thomas the spank engine
i think humanity in the middle ages was onto something when they allowed only priests to be literate
Uhhhhhhh staff wtf is this supposed to mean????? 1. I don’t play Minecraft, 2. I don’t have any posts from Seth Everman in my likes, fairly certain I haven’t reblogged any of his posts, and as y’all see I don’t follow him, and 3. HOW DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES?????
minecraft
Me: *sees a bald man with dark eyebrows*
No one expects the Spanish inquisitions
shit u rite
enjoy
finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing
reblog this with your height in the tags then we’ll all know
“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”
@arkhams-final-victim
Bayonetta: Do you mind making me a martini?
Ike: Sure.
Bayonetta: Can you make it virgin?
Ike, with tears in his eyes: Yes, but there’s no reason for you to be mean about it.
Two types of Angels
Bowser: (outside of Bowser Jr’s room, listening)
Bowser Jr: (praying) I need someone to be my friend. Maybe send an angel? The nicest one you have…
(elsewhere)
Pit: (crawls out of a crater after crashing with a wide smile) Hello, world!
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Inkling Boy: (outside of Leaf’s room, listening)
Leaf: (praying) I need someone to be my friend. Maybe send an angel? The nicest one you have…
(elsewhere)
Dark Pit: (crawls out of a crater after crashing, laughing maniacally) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Peach and Kirby are hosting separate vlogs while their subject and dialogue conveniently overlap.
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Peach: My friend, Kirby, he’s all about immediate gratification.
Kirby: [points to the oven] There’s brownies in there, and I want ‘em.
Peach: Immediate gratification means when you want something, you gotta have it like right now.
Kirby: I could be eating a brownie right now, if it wasn’t for Peach.
Peach: See, I came up with this amazing brownie recipe when I was 9 years old.
Kirby: She calls them fudgie-boos.
Peach: I named them fudgie-boos? Come on, I was 9.
Kirby: So tonight, she spends like an hour and a half mixing her brownie ingredients in a bowl.
Peach: And while I was making them, tonight, Kirby’s like standing over me the whole time.
Kirby: She wouldn’t even let me like the spoon.
Peach: And he keeps going “Let me lick the spoon, let me lick the spoon.”
Kirby: Just wanted the lick the spoon.
Peach: I don’t want his tongue on my spoon.
Kirby: [impatiently] Man, when are they gonna be ready?
Peach: [looking at her watch] They’ll be ready in about… 25 more minutes. And you know what?
Kirby: Okay, and you know what?
Peach: They’ll be worth the wait.
Kirby: [cuts off] I am not waiting. [puts an oven mitt on and gets the brownies out]
Peach: You see, Kirby’s gonna learn something tonight. He’s gonna learn that some things are just worth waiting for.
Kirby: [tasting the batter] Ohh. [tastes again] Oh, it’s like warm brownie soup.
Peach: You realize that patience is a virtue.
Kirby: Why didn’t I do this like five minutes ago?