Peach and Kirby are hosting separate vlogs while their subject and dialogue conveniently overlap.
Peach: My friend, Kirby, he’s all about immediate gratification.
Kirby: [points to the oven] There’s brownies in there, and I want ‘em.
Peach: Immediate gratification means when you want something, you gotta have it like right now.
Kirby: I could be eating a brownie right now, if it wasn’t for Peach.
Peach: See, I came up with this amazing brownie recipe when I was 9 years old.
Kirby: She calls them fudgie-boos.
Peach: I named them fudgie-boos? Come on, I was 9.
Kirby: So tonight, she spends like an hour and a half mixing her brownie ingredients in a bowl.
Peach: And while I was making them, tonight, Kirby’s like standing over me the whole time.
Kirby: She wouldn’t even let me like the spoon.
Peach: And he keeps going “Let me lick the spoon, let me lick the spoon.”
Kirby: Just wanted the lick the spoon.
Peach: I don’t want his tongue on my spoon.
Kirby: [impatiently] Man, when are they gonna be ready?
Peach: [looking at her watch] They’ll be ready in about… 25 more minutes. And you know what?
Kirby: Okay, and you know what?
Peach: They’ll be worth the wait.
Kirby: [cuts off] I am not waiting. [puts an oven mitt on and gets the brownies out]
Peach: You see, Kirby’s gonna learn something tonight. He’s gonna learn that some things are just worth waiting for.
Kirby: [tasting the batter] Ohh. [tastes again] Oh, it’s like warm brownie soup.
Peach: You realize that patience is a virtue.
Kirby: Why didn’t I do this like five minutes ago?
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