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|| Doctor Harley Sawyer ask/roleplay blog. || || In Character asks welcomed! || || Read pinned post ||

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We interrupt your usual shenanigans for a brief FAQ since the blog is getting a fair bit of traction. Yes I know it's a wall of text but it's here for a reason. Read it before asking me anything. If I can tell you didn't read this I will delete your ask/interaction.

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- Mun/Mod, is 25 years old. Suggestive/NSFW content is allowed and will be tagged as such. I literally can't believe I have to say this but please DO NOT sexually harass or assault my character.

- I prefer not to rp with anyone under 18 as it's a comfort thing on my part.

- Muse is as canon compliant as I can manage, but my own head canons will be applied to him. This means he will be rude, mean, and generally an asshole. This is not anything against anyone, this is just Harley. I can't fix him I can just make him worse.

- Mun is employed with bad hours, please be patient with me.

- Don't speak for my character. Do not act for my character. No godmoding. It's frustrating and I don't like it. I will not answer you.

- Mun allows for M!A's and they are encouraged! Plan on reblogging a few lists eventually. Unless stated otherwise they will be 5 asks long but can be extended or shortened. Mun can cut it short should the need arise. Interactions during this period WILL be included during the M!A unless stated otherwise.

- Roleplay/Interactions with other blogs is encouraged! Feel free to shoot me a message whenever! They will be tagged as #interaction then the users name. Oc and Canon are both welcome! Please, however, ask to tag me into things I'm not already a part of.

- This blog takes place shortly after the Hour Of Joy, meaning it will be set in the 90s. He will have harsh opinions on certain mental health issues and disabilities.

- Shipping is allowed and encouraged! However please don't force a relationship between characters if they aren't vibing. THIS ONLY APPLIES TO OTHER ASK BLOGS!!! MUN IS A MULTISHIPPER

- Reblogging my art is encouraged!

- Harley's robot form is 223cm (7'4 in freedom units) this has been stated once before but this is a gentle reminder.

- Asks do get eaten unfortunately, if I haven't replied to it in 2-3 days it probably was eaten by the inbox monster. Feel free to resend it.

- If I haven't replied to a thread you want continued feel free to DM me and send the thread in question. As A Human I get busy and things slip my mind.

- Feel free to DM me ideas you have with your muse! I'm very open to things like this but please ask and talk with me if you want something specific to happen!

- I am allowed to go back on things I've stated previously on the blog. It's my blog and I can change something. I'll try and state if I did change something but I forget things very easy.

- Do not send me Gen AI of any kind. I am an artist and a writer first and I've had my work scraped for AI in the past. I do not tolerate it in any way, shape, or form. Pick up a pencil.

- Don't send me random links I will not be opening them anymore even from tumblr itself.

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This will be updated as necessary, and will be tagged as #faq post and when updated will be reblogged again.

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I always wonder why humans are looked down upon so much as a species by us higher beings with people like you among them. Then I look at the rest of the people skittering around Tumblr and remember why. I am so sorry you had to be born a human.

"There is no 'higher being' than humans. That hasn't been discovered, surely I would have heard of it. Or I would have created it myself. And I was so, so very close to doing so."

"..... What is Tumblr?"

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Hi Doctor. Do you like being down here all alone? I think sowo

"Being down here is enjoyable, ye—"

"What did you say?"

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You’re a tool to everyone bro.

"Who are you to say that to me? You're either incredibly brave, or you're utterly moronic."

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Do you think Leith gets lonely without you?

"Why would he? I was a tool to him."

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What did you think of Jessica Newman?

"Newman? She was... certainly a character. She did as she was told, even if she tried to take the cowards way out in the end. She required less convincing than other scientists here, that's for certain."

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I bet your robo-self would look fly af in heels 👠

*hands you some stilettos*

"Why do you think I would wear these?"

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You look very cool, have some polish to keep yourself shiny!!

"You all certainly have your priorities in order..." He murmurs, glancing away briefly as he rolls his eye.

ᴵˢ ʰᵉ... ᶠˡᵘˢᵗᵉʳᵉᵈˀ

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*releases an opossum in your lab*

"What is the point of this!? You realize something will find it, correct?"

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Do you like legos?

"If I were a child maybe, but I'm not."

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Do you have a childhood memory that you feel comfortable sharing?

"You all are obsessed with my childhood aren't you? Fine.

When I was younger I would frequent my local library often, so much so the librarian knew me by name. I read through so many books there, far above what reading level they expected of a child. Though occasionally I'd bring back cook books for my mother and I to attempt to make."

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How did you deal with stupid and unreasonable supervisor expectations?

Besides sleeping with your boss

"I'm sure they heard and saw me far more than either party enjoyed. I don't heel easily, especially to ludicrous requests and demands."

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What could be more pressing than a disaster at your company???

"That incident is far out of my list of responsibilities. The only thing it did to benefit me was stress test the experiment involved."

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I’m surprised they managed to hide such a big conspiracy from you until they turned you into a computer! Did you even know they were investigating? Or what even happened?

"Of course I knew what happened, Injust hadn't known who was behind it. There were more... pressing matters I needed to attend to."

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If you turn into a human again may I brush your hair? I will be gentle.

"Why would I ever let a germ like you touch my hair!?"

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Whats a funny story you have from your time working as a scientist for Playtime Co.?

"Fun stories? What do you think I'm five?"

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"I'm the reason the rule to not hide behind doors to scare Leith exists. He just scares far too easily. Most time I wasn't even trying."

"If you mean specifically while experimenting, I think it would be around the time I taught 1166 fetch."

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hi doctor ily doctor !! ^_^ (-yarnaby irl trust)

"What are you on about? You barely make any sense."