I, Nobot*.

We've all heard and we're just so excited: Pre-vet, science, coffee, whisk(e)y, animal advocate, boxer, chaotic good vigilante.  *(Pronounced "know-bot").  

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Watching #WaynesWorld and eating a Popsicle when suddenly The Franklin.

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We've all heard the rumors- imitation crab meat doesn't contain crab. So then what exactly is it? Today I take to the lab to isolate any animal DNA and run some PCR tests! Stay tuned for results.

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@iamiainiam @emilythetobin t'il you get enough!

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"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare, and love we can spare. In return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made."- MF Everyone get back: I'm gonna do some f&%ing Jedi science. #anewhope #academicrevengeoftheSith #Ishotfirst

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An historic blizzard slams Brooklyn; an idiot ascends roof side. Brooklyn and Manhattan Bridges are nowhere to be seen. And miles to go before I sleep.

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View from (near) my backyard. #wheredidIgoright?

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Living with a cat does funny things to a person.

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@gearyted this is why we are alive.

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Everyone who knows me knows I fucking loathe "selfies;" however, everyone who knows me even a little bit knows I'm maniacally focused one-hundred percent on becoming a doctor of veterinary medicine. So, I guess the caption for this photo would be as follows: That awesome moment after years of hard work when your doctor tells you to scrub in.

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Moving is hard. So are mornings. Also it's my birthday. Where's my steak and coffee? #readyforparty #happy7thbirthdayFranklin

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There's that Brooklyn smarmcharm sticking it's head out of superfund site The Gowanus Canal just to let you know it's greener than you.

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@pucci505 @gwbrodock freelove on the freelove freeway.

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It's here!! Joel's back!!! #croooooooow #mst3k

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Whilst @pucci505 is mucking about in the mountains of the Incas contracting God knows what parasite/immuno-resistant virus, and reenacting the more memorable gastronomic scenes from "Alive!," I am cleaning cat barf (and training a killer). #seriouslyittookmeanhourtogetthatshitoutofthecouchcushions #catmanscrothers #Frankisnotthismuchwork

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This is the face of the mastermind behind the single longest olfactory terror campaign since Pangea. #squirtle #bestfriends

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He thinks he's people. #bestfriends

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@pucci505 is out of town doing God knows what. Ramifications? Infidelity: The Franklin and The Noah indulge in butter marinated and unctuously pickled "Barefoot Contessa" (the only food show other than "Good Eats" that's worth watching). The Franklin farts in approval. #jeffrey! #moarbutter #transfatsaredoublebondedfattyacidswithkinksinthetailsanddontappearinnature