I made this pinned post.
I'm not always Florien, but you can call me that and be fairly confident I know you're talking about me. I'm a she, an it, or a they, depending on when you catch me, but never human regardless.
I am excessively dramatic about a variety of things, (as you may have noticed, considering how you got here, statistically speaking. If you did take that route, welcome, it did burn, I cannot recommend the experience, and thank you for making my numbers larger than they otherwise would have been), and have a tendency to have something to say about most things when pressed. Or when not pressed, really.
I have never clicked the like button on a post and I'm not about to start now, nor am I particularly likely to reblog something, for reference. This is almost entirely out of momentum at this point for the likes, but it is because I am generally confident the way I phrase my opinions is better than others could for reblogs. If you happen to be one of my illustriously privileged mutuals, let it be known that me not clicking the like button on your posts is not out of personal contempt, and I do in fact like much of what you do, else we would not be mutuals.
You might see many of my posts bear the following tags.
[#the florien gets political] for opinions I consider about serious matters.
[#florien declares war] for opinions that I consider about trivial matters or mild inconveniences I encountered (these opinions are invariably negative, thus the violent connotations of the tag. I have no tag for neutral or positive opinions about trivial matters, you'll just see those as they pop up.)
[#chess inanity] I play chess sometimes, and on occasion I'll talk about it.
[#cataphract] I play and run cataphract, the play-by-post real-time logistics-oriented wargame.
[#geneforge talk] I like geneforge, the indie computer rpg series from the early 2000s. I talk about this sometimes.
[#newspaper comic talk] occasionally (not as often I used to since newspaper prices went up and I got less newspaper) I talk of newspaper comics that I saw that I thought outstood in some way.
Allegedly I have other tags, but I cannot recall them offhand and do not use them consistently. That aside, most of my stuff is too miscellaneous to bear a tag.
I am generally accepting of asks of any sorts be they questions or not-questions, and will generally get around to them, and often will respond to replies on my posts.
My requests of my followers are very limited, as I tend to believe if you're following me you're at least somewhat open to my ideas, which is a good thing because I (uniquely enough) happen to think my ideas are pretty good. At minimum, if you follow me you think I'm worthy of appearing in your feed every now and then, which is good enough for me. That said, please do not reblog a post of mine which has a substantial tangent (or main body) about the problems of relatively common conspiracy theories specifically to advocate earnestly for a far more ridiculous conspiracy theory in place of the more common ones I am complaining of. That is my one hard rule. Do not do that. I was inspired to finish making this pinned post after years of putting it off foremost so no new followers will do that again.
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