[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[64mpg]

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

[64mpg]

it’s just not possible

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[phlebotomies]

choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about

[phlebotomies]

i'm gonna thrup

[biteybeast]

[wendydoodles]

[ericidle]

Our age of strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is collapsing

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[mjwatson]

bucky has a disability??

he doesn’t have an arm.

[sailing-ever-west-deactivated20]

happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website

[sp1c3-r4ck-synd1c4t3]

Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.

[chateauofmymind]

best kinds of characters either:

is/has been an active suicide risk

doesn’t or cannot consider suicide a real option and so is left with an inarticulable feeling of circling the drain

[greelin]

you can never escape a weird little freak that loves you

[virgo-79]

Just like Stevie Nicks said.

[ifeelsickening]

Reposting this coz i saw it in my camera roll again this is by far one of the funniest interactions ive come across on ao3

[alexanderdee]

[furry-fey]

[created with grindr.andreyan.com/en]

[gilded-lilyyy]

[phantomrose96]

Gosh I’d love to give it a try. It’s just so hard to find the time with all the *describes a daily schedule that is 65% dilly-dallying*

[dailycatsblog]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

basically i like to pick my interests based on what will be most embarrassing for me at any given time