I. Am. Iron Man.

I assume you came for an autograph or photo. Please no flash photography or gang signs. [[Indie RP Blog for Tony Stark. This is strictly based on the movies, not the comic books.]] [[Tracking: inorganicplasmicdischarge]]

[inorganic-plasmic-discharge]

[[I'm going to be off for today. I have homework as my priority.]]

[donnystark]

Brotherly Love

[donnystark]

”..Right.”He says giving a nod.”Thank you…and thanks for dinner.”He says glancing at his empty plate.He starts sipping on his water.He pulls it away.”Ready when you are.”

[inorganic-plasmic-discharge]

"Yeah well that's what family's for. If you ever stick around maybe you'll get to know that." Getting up he placed his fourty dollars on the table and made his way to the parking lot. So much for his naan bread.

[scarlettxceo-blog]

+ inorganic-plasmic-discharge

[scarlettxceo-blog]

     ❝ Tony, can you help me         with something, please? ❞

[inorganic-plasmic-discharge]

He had just gotten back from a mission, his face was a bit bloodied, and his suit was still on. "Uuuuugh, give me a minute."

[incoherentchatter]

[endoshan]

Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like “omg this is the sexiest thing eva” and “men in suits hhhHHH” which is fair enough.

But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it were made for a man four sizes up from him. His tie is crooked, too tight, and mis-lengthened. His shirt’s collar is the wrong size for him, and the way he buttons it makes it look as if he’s never done it before.

Here, ladies and gents, is how it is done.

[endoshan]

For the new followers, this is why I made these gifs to begin with.

[dapperpea]

I can’t deal with that little miliary-esque hand cross at the end. Not only is it extremely attractive, but it shows how it’s not just the suit, but the attitude and the way you carry yourself that makes a fine suit shine.

[donnystark]

Brotherly Love

[donnystark]

Donny was looking tired of his brother,he felt he had changed 100 percent from when they were kids.”..Promise me the $10,000.”

[inorganic-plasmic-discharge]

"Didn't I already promise to this? If not then yeah I promise. I have no reason not to help you... right?"

[werejugglers]

Pepper Potts - Party dress

You look fantastic. I didn’t recognize you.

[donnystark]

Brotherly Love

[donnystark]

"It’s not sentimental it’s common courtesy,dumbass."He states still watching tony."Yeah,your "type" sucks.You just gave a perfect example from your lack of common courtesy."He states."Tony,I need the $10,000 right away…you said you would give it to me then I would pay it off."

[inorganic-plasmic-discharge]

"Well I'm an asshole. I don't know what you were expecting." Looking at his younger brother he tried to debate what to do. "After this we'll drive to my tower. From my tower we'll take the jet to Mexico. Deal?"

[ginger-redheadhero-deactivated2]

"Maybe I am.” She smiled & nodded gently. ”I’m sorryIf I’m not what you wanted from life, dear.” Pep sighed sadly & smiled again.

[inorganic-plasmic-discharge]

"Well we all go wrong somewhere I guess."

[nerdyspiderman-deactivated20160]

”No, I am smart because I am awesome.”

[inorganic-plasmic-discharge]

"See comments like that are the reason no one wants to sleep with you."

[donnystark]

Brotherly Love

[donnystark]

"That’s racist."he states simply watching his older brother.he shakes his head and rubs his face when he makes the complaint."You’re…these types of things are why we can’t get along..stop being a prissy boy.It’s getting annoying."

[inorganic-plasmic-discharge]

"Well then excuse me for not knowing the name of our waiter. I had no idea you were so sentimental." With a sigh he took in some more curry. "The reason dear brother why we can't get along is because my type pisses you off. Get use to it though. You've only made a hundred bucks so far." 

[nerdyspiderman-deactivated20160]

”Oh please, you might be sixty and yet get laid whenever you want. You are magical, you handsome bastard.” Was that the truth? Yes. Did the truth piss him off to no end? Also yes.

[inorganic-plasmic-discharge]

"This is also true. How is it you're so smart? I bet you drank breast milk as a child." The sad truth was that Peter would remain untouched until he too was a genius, playboy, philanthropist. 

[donnystark]

Brotherly Love

[donnystark]

Donny shook his head and covered his ears right away,his eyes shut tight.”Uh uh,uh uh,No.No,no.”He opens his eyes again and puts his hands down.”Don’t you ever mention my penis again.Ever.Never ever.Also life between us will be a lot easier if you’re not such a damn drama queen.”

[inorganic-plasmic-discharge]

"Yeah we can try not talking about your penis. That just means that you need to stop touching things that don't belong to you. Little Indian man!" He called out for their waiter. "My rude brother touched my bread, can I get some more? Thanks."

[nerdyspiderman-deactivated20160]

”31 actually, but who’s counting?”

”Would I? Would I really? I don’t think so..”

[inorganic-plasmic-discharge]

"Let's not joke about age here. It's a sensitive topic for me." Tony knew that with or without the pick up lines Peter would never get laid. Sigh.

[nerdyspiderman-deactivated20160]

”Don’t ruin it Stark, you get laid regardless.”

[inorganic-plasmic-discharge]

"That is true. However, you could get laid too if you stopped using lame pick up lines. What are you, 13?"

[inorganic-plasmic-discharge]

"Do you ever lick the inside of a popcorn bag, but then stop because you can feel your cholesteral spiking?"

[nerdyspiderman-deactivated20160]

”I am completely naked under all these clothes.”

[inorganic-plasmic-discharge]

"I'm pretty sure it's a universal thing. Not just you."

[hiro-sheep-sohma]

123highschoolgirls

don’t get too close it’s dark inside

that’s where my dick resides