InOtherLandsIncorrectQuotes

Quotes that weren't canon, but totally could have been

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Elliot: Am I going to far?

Luke: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.

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Serene: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Luke: Thanks, it's the trauma.

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Luke: *looks over Elliot’s shoulder at their laptop* What the fuck?

Elliot: *slams screen shut* It’s just research! For something I’m writing about! I swear that’s it!

Luke: Why the hell would that involve the breeding habits of frogs?

Elliot: It’s not just “frogs”, it’s the Surinam Toad. And it’s not “breeding habits”, it’s how they raise their young. This is important information my audience needs to know!

Luke: That doesn’t change the fact this is for one line in a fanfiction.

Elliot, offendedly: You don’t know that!

Luke: I hear no denial.

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Luke: Ha! Don't you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper?

Luke: I must be losing it, I'm quoting Elliot.

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*Luke and Elliot are texting*

Luke: Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone.

Elliot: What did they change my name to?

Luke: Chosen One.

Elliot: Don’t change it back.

Luke: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?!

Elliot: I’m the chosen one.

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Luke: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Elliot: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

Luke: Can’t you just let anything be nice?

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Elliot: Serene, I am nothing if not a man of principle.

Elliot: Now let’s break into this fortress.

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Elliot: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Luke: You looked in a mirror?

Elliot: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.

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Luke: Can I bother you for a second?

Elliot: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

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Serene: You're ignoring all your problems.

Elliot: I know.

Serene: You also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism?

Elliot: I'm ignoring that fact as well.

Serene:

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Luke: Elliot is not a morning person. Or a night person. There’s really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around.

Elliot: The best part is you never know when they’re coming.

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Elliot: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."

Serene: ...

Serene: What a senseless quote.

Serene: I'm killing way more than two people.

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What should I do next because I'm trying to motivate myself

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Voting ended onJan 22, 2025

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Luke: Wait, if you’re bi, does that mean when you’re not dating anyone, you’re bi yourself?

Elliot, annoyed: Yeah, whatever, thanks a lot loser.

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.......okay not an incorrect quote but I do write fanfic and I have several idea that i'm on the verge of writing if anyone here would be interested

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Elliot: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi. Luke: Elliot, NO!

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Elliot: Hey guys! I drew everyones soul! Luke: Why is Dale's a monster? Serene: Elliot, you forgot Luke's! Its only an empty space! Elliot, proudly: Exactly.