And now for something completely different

Father of an actual adult.  Widower.  Might continue Caturday someday. Dog dad. Bluesky: @gwensdad

[gorillastraylight]

Fuck JK Rowling Fuck Harry Potter THE ONLY MARAUDERS I WANNA HEAR ABOUT WEIGH 75 TONS OR MORE!!! 💯💯💯

[is-the-battlemech-cool-or-not]

[dduane]

Meanwhile, via Bluesky...

(See also the video here from ITN.)

[herowyn]

5 0    Y E A R S    A G O

[closetocanada]

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

[does-this-character-eat-pussy]

Maurice Moss from The I.T Crowd

Does Maurice Moss from the I.T. Crowd eat pussy?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 5 hours

[wondersmith-and-sons]

Which of the following moments in British politics was funniest?

David Cameron allegedly fucking a pig (2015)

Theresa May Brexit deal sees worst parliamentary defeat of any British PM (2019)

Dominic Cummings' social distancing scandal is named #Cumgate (2021)

Matt "Eat Out to Help Out" Hancock caught having affair with his aide (2021)

MP resignations reach critical mass under Boris Johnson (2022)

The Queen dies 2 days after meeting Liz Truss (2022)

Liz Truss who doesn't outlast head of lettuce (2022)

Nigel Farage has to run in by-election against Count Binhead (2026)

I'm American and I never read news from outside of my country

Something else entirely (I'll tell you in the tags)

Voting ended onJul 19

Note: don't let your recency bias decide this, actually think back to what was the objectively funniest time on the internet.

[dapperapples]

reblog to fire a medium laser

[wilwheaton]

[floralegia]

Nothing forges stronger bonds than hating the same bullshit fanon thing

[sharkgirldick]

[have-you-been-here]

On a fire engine, Earth

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Remaining time: 3 hours 47 minutes

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[apolladay]

When was the last time you went to a public library?

* I’m at one right now!

* I went to one today

* I went to one within the past few days

* I went to one this week

* I went to one within the past few weeks

* I went to one this month

* I went to one within the past few months

* I went to one this year

* it’s been a year or more since I went to a public library

* I’ve never been to a public library

* it’s complicated

* see results

When was the last time you went to a public library?

I’m at one right now!

I went to one today

I went to one within the past few days

I went to one this week

I went to one within the past few weeks

I went to one this month

I went to one within the past few months

I went to one this year

it’s been a year or more since I went to a public library

I’ve never been to a public library

it’s complicated

see results

Voting ended onJul 19

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[purplesaline]

Melon collies

[sahonithereadwolf]

I can no longer feel the infinite sadness

[wizard-at-large]

oh my god

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

#he's also an alien fucker so I honestly think more than anything he wants to fuck the worm

@milesobriensrolledupsleeves

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[inquisitorpsyduck]

I miss when we hauled that order before it

Who misses ORDER 66?