Sure I'm insane

Hello human! My name is Bill Cipher. If you need something call me, ask me and I do anything, I'll ask only a small FAVOR in return. Don't forget, I see EVERYTHING!

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Ok kids but WHERE is Ford?! I don’t miss him but who should  I nag now?!

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Hey Bill! What was your purpose when you threw yourself down the stairs while you were in Dipper's body? Did you want to feel pain because that's so good? Or did you wonder if he hurries to stop you?

Why did I do that? For the heck of it!

┏(Ⓘ‿Ⓘ)┛

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Every one of them?

As long as you don’t try to use them against me, yes. Show them.

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I've just got my new powers. Wanna try?

Got my attention Fordsie, though you know if I wanted I could take them with ease! Speaking of which what powers?

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Bill you look evil you nacho but at least I have two eyes

Well hello to you to weird creature who has no body or face. If you once more call me nacho I’ll surely have one more eye than you.

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Oh hey seems like I’ve forgotten to change the music on this blog hmmm. Or should I keep?

[theblondetressed]

ooc: I dunno man, I wish I could draw him better *shrugs* But here, have my version of human Bill.

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Greetings it's me Chara, How are you?

Hello Chara I’m Bill. Chilling. How ‘bout you?

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What are you trying to do?

What’s the point if I tell you?

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Hug?

I presume you are insane if you’re asking if I need a hug.

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Well, well, well. He seems to ignore my offer to help. But even with one eye I can see his patience is wearing thin. Time when this boy is gonna beg for my help is near.

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Hello again, Bill. How are you?

I cannot believe my eye! Certain sixer dared to show up? I mean hello! 

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I can’t have a normal pizza at all?

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Primadonna Bill

Primadonna Bill Yeah All I ever wanted was the thrill I can't help that I need it all The primadonna life, The rise and Fall You say that I'm kinda difficult Turning all the townfolks into stone Life should be a party everyday You can count on me to misbehave Primodanna Bill Would you do anything for me? Build a throne out of lives for me? Would you get down on your knees for me? Swear yourself into my army, baby Beauty Queen, so isosceles Penetrating your darkest dreams I know I've got a big ego I really don't know why it's such a big deal though And I'm bad to the core, core, core Normal life is a bore, bore, bore Through the rift I want more, more, more SO give your thanks to Ford Cause I'm a Primadonna Bill Yeah All I ever wanted was the thrill I can't help it that I need it all The primadonna life, the rise and fall You say that I'm kinda difficult Turning all the townfolks into stone Life should be a party everyday you can count on me to misbehave Primadonna Bill Fill the void with weirdmageddon Take a picture, I'm with the twins Get what I wan't cause I capture it Not because I'm really that deserving of it (haha) Living life like it's all a game In the lime-light I want to stay I know I've got a big ego I really don't know why it's such a big deal though Going up, going down,down,down Anything for the crown, crown, crown When the light's dimming down,down,down Destroy the town Cause I'm a Primadonna Bill yeah All I ever wanted was the thrill I can't help that I need it all The primadonna life, the rise and fall you say that I'm kinda difficult Turning all the townfolks into stone Life should be a party everyday You can count on me to misbehave Primadona Bill yeah All I ever wanted was the thrill I can't help it that I need it all The primadonna life, the rise and fall You say that I'm kinda difficult Turning all the townfolks into stone Life should be a party everyday you can count on me to misbehave Primadonna Bill

[baron-of-brennenburg]

[mademoiselle-justine]

[insane-bill-cipher]

you're the most evil nacho on the whole wide world

AHAHAHAHAHA!! 

...Wait. WHAT?