Dr. John Twinkletits

@insanebandtherapist

You know how to pronounce my name, smartass.

364 posts

RP Info:

I don't really have a set of rules but here's some stuff that's good to know!

Twinletits talks in red!

If I stop answering I either forgot, ran out of energy, or stepped away from my computer. I'm an adult with a job so I am not glued to Tumblr every second <3

If I don't answer your ask assume Tumblr ate it unless it was something that probably pissed me off and then I probably deleted it.

I am 20+, I'd rather only RP with people 16+. Please do not flirt with Twinkletits if you're under 18!

Multiship muse! (If you want to ship with Twinkletits I won't judge you hehe) OCs and SIs welcome.

//OOC: PSA

Doesn’t matter if we’ve never interacted, if we’ve interacted once, or a BILLION times. Doesn’t matter if we have zero threads or FIVE BILLION.

ALWAYS feel free to spam my ask box with in character asks, questions, or starters.

ALWAYS feel free to spam my inbox with ask box memes!

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in memes.

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in quizzes.

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in posts you want me to see!

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in posts that remind you of me/my muse.

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in stuff, period!

ALWAYS feel free to start an interaction with my muse!

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ALWAYS feel free to send me an OOC message in DMs or in Asks.

I LOVE that stuff. YOU’RE NOT BEING ANNOYING. IT MAKES MY DAY. Talk to me! I love it! :D

insanebandtherapist

So, um... I- I haven't, uh, been to... to therapy before, what- um, what do I do...?

( @gear-27414 )

You can just talk about whatever is on your mind. Think of it as a judgment free zone. I will be making note of everything you say and if it goes directly against Dethklok you will be executed brutally but don't worry about filtering anything. :) Just say what's on your mind.

Huh...? To- To Dethklok? Oh, so... so I can't say... I can't say anything, huh?

insanebandtherapist

You can do what the rest of my clients do. ;) Just pick a code word for Dethklok and use that instead. Then, when I make my notes, it'll say that you really really hate spinach and all the shitty work that spinach makes you do. Something like that.

Oh. Um. I- I don't... I don't know how I feel about- uh... s- spinach? I don't... I don't even, um, really listen to them... I don't have any, um, feelings... about them, I guess?

insanebandtherapist

Well, what do you have feelings about? They can be positive or negative feelings. Just talk about whatever you want to talk about. :)

I mean, I- I hate working for them, I... but, I don't actually feel... I don't, like, respect them or- or their music, or anything...

I just wanna go home.

I already- I already know I can't, you don't have to... to tell me, I- I'm not an idiot.

insanebandtherapist

Tell me about your work. What have you been doing lately?

Oh, I- I've been, um, working with- with Knubbler, in the studio- but, um, I've had to clean bodies before, I... that wasn't fun-

insanebandtherapist

I'd rather clean corpses than deal with Knubbler. ;) Kidding, kidding. So, using a few "I feel" statements, can you compare those two different jobs for me?

I feel like, um, I don't like... I don't like cleaning up, um, bodies- not in the pipes... and- and, um,I feel... um, like... like Knubbler is- he's nice to me...

insanebandtherapist

Good. Good. Now tell me, what is it about the bodies in the pipes that makes you feel bad? Do you think about becoming one of them?

...just, um, I don't like... being trapped in there. Um. It smells, uh, really bad, and- and it's wet- and, I- I only get sent in there 'cause I'm smaller, so... that- it makes me feel like a kid...

insanebandtherapist

And what is it about working with Knubbler that you do like?

He's nice, and- and he, uh, teaches me stuff... about music- which is- that's really cool... um- it's awesome to- to get to learn that stuff...

insanebandtherapist

Okay, well, if you like learning about music, maybe you can apply that to your other duties? Like, when you're cleaning corpses out of the plumbing, can you ask yourself, "What can this teach me about music?"

...uh-huh...?

insanebandtherapist

See, in therapy we have this technique called reframing. Every time something bad happens, just imagine it's good! Then, you can just decide to be happy about it instead! Like, for example, I lost all my arms and legs to the yard wolves. But I decided to be happy about the opportunity to get new prosthetic arms and legs instead of being sad that I lost my old ones! I even decided not to feel pain! You can just decide nothing is bad :).

insanebandtherapist

So, um... I- I haven't, uh, been to... to therapy before, what- um, what do I do...?

( @gear-27414 )

You can just talk about whatever is on your mind. Think of it as a judgment free zone. I will be making note of everything you say and if it goes directly against Dethklok you will be executed brutally but don't worry about filtering anything. :) Just say what's on your mind.

Huh...? To- To Dethklok? Oh, so... so I can't say... I can't say anything, huh?

insanebandtherapist

You can do what the rest of my clients do. ;) Just pick a code word for Dethklok and use that instead. Then, when I make my notes, it'll say that you really really hate spinach and all the shitty work that spinach makes you do. Something like that.

Oh. Um. I- I don't... I don't know how I feel about- uh... s- spinach? I don't... I don't even, um, really listen to them... I don't have any, um, feelings... about them, I guess?

insanebandtherapist

Well, what do you have feelings about? They can be positive or negative feelings. Just talk about whatever you want to talk about. :)

I mean, I- I hate working for them, I... but, I don't actually feel... I don't, like, respect them or- or their music, or anything...

I just wanna go home.

I already- I already know I can't, you don't have to... to tell me, I- I'm not an idiot.

insanebandtherapist

Tell me about your work. What have you been doing lately?

Oh, I- I've been, um, working with- with Knubbler, in the studio- but, um, I've had to clean bodies before, I... that wasn't fun-

insanebandtherapist

I'd rather clean corpses than deal with Knubbler. ;) Kidding, kidding. So, using a few "I feel" statements, can you compare those two different jobs for me?

I feel like, um, I don't like... I don't like cleaning up, um, bodies- not in the pipes... and- and, um,I feel... um, like... like Knubbler is- he's nice to me...

insanebandtherapist

Good. Good. Now tell me, what is it about the bodies in the pipes that makes you feel bad? Do you think about becoming one of them?

...just, um, I don't like... being trapped in there. Um. It smells, uh, really bad, and- and it's wet- and, I- I only get sent in there 'cause I'm smaller, so... that- it makes me feel like a kid...

insanebandtherapist

And what is it about working with Knubbler that you do like?

He's nice, and- and he, uh, teaches me stuff... about music- which is- that's really cool... um- it's awesome to- to get to learn that stuff...

insanebandtherapist

Okay, well, if you like learning about music, maybe you can apply that to your other duties? Like, when you're cleaning corpses out of the plumbing, can you ask yourself, "What can this teach me about music?"

insanebandtherapist

So, um... I- I haven't, uh, been to... to therapy before, what- um, what do I do...?

( @gear-27414 )

You can just talk about whatever is on your mind. Think of it as a judgment free zone. I will be making note of everything you say and if it goes directly against Dethklok you will be executed brutally but don't worry about filtering anything. :) Just say what's on your mind.

Huh...? To- To Dethklok? Oh, so... so I can't say... I can't say anything, huh?

insanebandtherapist

You can do what the rest of my clients do. ;) Just pick a code word for Dethklok and use that instead. Then, when I make my notes, it'll say that you really really hate spinach and all the shitty work that spinach makes you do. Something like that.

Oh. Um. I- I don't... I don't know how I feel about- uh... s- spinach? I don't... I don't even, um, really listen to them... I don't have any, um, feelings... about them, I guess?

insanebandtherapist

Well, what do you have feelings about? They can be positive or negative feelings. Just talk about whatever you want to talk about. :)

I mean, I- I hate working for them, I... but, I don't actually feel... I don't, like, respect them or- or their music, or anything...

I just wanna go home.

I already- I already know I can't, you don't have to... to tell me, I- I'm not an idiot.

insanebandtherapist

Tell me about your work. What have you been doing lately?

Oh, I- I've been, um, working with- with Knubbler, in the studio- but, um, I've had to clean bodies before, I... that wasn't fun-

insanebandtherapist

I'd rather clean corpses than deal with Knubbler. ;) Kidding, kidding. So, using a few "I feel" statements, can you compare those two different jobs for me?

I feel like, um, I don't like... I don't like cleaning up, um, bodies- not in the pipes... and- and, um,I feel... um, like... like Knubbler is- he's nice to me...

insanebandtherapist

Good. Good. Now tell me, what is it about the bodies in the pipes that makes you feel bad? Do you think about becoming one of them?

...just, um, I don't like... being trapped in there. Um. It smells, uh, really bad, and- and it's wet- and, I- I only get sent in there 'cause I'm smaller, so... that- it makes me feel like a kid...

insanebandtherapist

And what is it about working with Knubbler that you do like?

insanebandtherapist

So, um... I- I haven't, uh, been to... to therapy before, what- um, what do I do...?

( @gear-27414 )

You can just talk about whatever is on your mind. Think of it as a judgment free zone. I will be making note of everything you say and if it goes directly against Dethklok you will be executed brutally but don't worry about filtering anything. :) Just say what's on your mind.

Huh...? To- To Dethklok? Oh, so... so I can't say... I can't say anything, huh?

insanebandtherapist

You can do what the rest of my clients do. ;) Just pick a code word for Dethklok and use that instead. Then, when I make my notes, it'll say that you really really hate spinach and all the shitty work that spinach makes you do. Something like that.

Oh. Um. I- I don't... I don't know how I feel about- uh... s- spinach? I don't... I don't even, um, really listen to them... I don't have any, um, feelings... about them, I guess?

insanebandtherapist

Well, what do you have feelings about? They can be positive or negative feelings. Just talk about whatever you want to talk about. :)

I mean, I- I hate working for them, I... but, I don't actually feel... I don't, like, respect them or- or their music, or anything...

I just wanna go home.

I already- I already know I can't, you don't have to... to tell me, I- I'm not an idiot.

insanebandtherapist

Tell me about your work. What have you been doing lately?

Oh, I- I've been, um, working with- with Knubbler, in the studio- but, um, I've had to clean bodies before, I... that wasn't fun-

insanebandtherapist

I'd rather clean corpses than deal with Knubbler. ;) Kidding, kidding. So, using a few "I feel" statements, can you compare those two different jobs for me?

I feel like, um, I don't like... I don't like cleaning up, um, bodies- not in the pipes... and- and, um,I feel... um, like... like Knubbler is- he's nice to me...

insanebandtherapist

Good. Good. Now tell me, what is it about the bodies in the pipes that makes you feel bad? Do you think about becoming one of them?

insanebandtherapist

So, um... I- I haven't, uh, been to... to therapy before, what- um, what do I do...?

( @gear-27414 )

You can just talk about whatever is on your mind. Think of it as a judgment free zone. I will be making note of everything you say and if it goes directly against Dethklok you will be executed brutally but don't worry about filtering anything. :) Just say what's on your mind.

Huh...? To- To Dethklok? Oh, so... so I can't say... I can't say anything, huh?

insanebandtherapist

You can do what the rest of my clients do. ;) Just pick a code word for Dethklok and use that instead. Then, when I make my notes, it'll say that you really really hate spinach and all the shitty work that spinach makes you do. Something like that.

Oh. Um. I- I don't... I don't know how I feel about- uh... s- spinach? I don't... I don't even, um, really listen to them... I don't have any, um, feelings... about them, I guess?

insanebandtherapist

Well, what do you have feelings about? They can be positive or negative feelings. Just talk about whatever you want to talk about. :)

I mean, I- I hate working for them, I... but, I don't actually feel... I don't, like, respect them or- or their music, or anything...

I just wanna go home.

I already- I already know I can't, you don't have to... to tell me, I- I'm not an idiot.

insanebandtherapist

Tell me about your work. What have you been doing lately?

Oh, I- I've been, um, working with- with Knubbler, in the studio- but, um, I've had to clean bodies before, I... that wasn't fun-

insanebandtherapist

I'd rather clean corpses than deal with Knubbler. ;) Kidding, kidding. So, using a few "I feel" statements, can you compare those two different jobs for me?

insanebandtherapist

So, um... I- I haven't, uh, been to... to therapy before, what- um, what do I do...?

( @gear-27414 )

You can just talk about whatever is on your mind. Think of it as a judgment free zone. I will be making note of everything you say and if it goes directly against Dethklok you will be executed brutally but don't worry about filtering anything. :) Just say what's on your mind.

Huh...? To- To Dethklok? Oh, so... so I can't say... I can't say anything, huh?

insanebandtherapist

You can do what the rest of my clients do. ;) Just pick a code word for Dethklok and use that instead. Then, when I make my notes, it'll say that you really really hate spinach and all the shitty work that spinach makes you do. Something like that.

Oh. Um. I- I don't... I don't know how I feel about- uh... s- spinach? I don't... I don't even, um, really listen to them... I don't have any, um, feelings... about them, I guess?

insanebandtherapist

Well, what do you have feelings about? They can be positive or negative feelings. Just talk about whatever you want to talk about. :)

I mean, I- I hate working for them, I... but, I don't actually feel... I don't, like, respect them or- or their music, or anything...

I just wanna go home.

I already- I already know I can't, you don't have to... to tell me, I- I'm not an idiot.

insanebandtherapist

Tell me about your work. What have you been doing lately?

insanebandtherapist

So, um... I- I haven't, uh, been to... to therapy before, what- um, what do I do...?

( @gear-27414 )

You can just talk about whatever is on your mind. Think of it as a judgment free zone. I will be making note of everything you say and if it goes directly against Dethklok you will be executed brutally but don't worry about filtering anything. :) Just say what's on your mind.

Huh...? To- To Dethklok? Oh, so... so I can't say... I can't say anything, huh?

insanebandtherapist

You can do what the rest of my clients do. ;) Just pick a code word for Dethklok and use that instead. Then, when I make my notes, it'll say that you really really hate spinach and all the shitty work that spinach makes you do. Something like that.

Oh. Um. I- I don't... I don't know how I feel about- uh... s- spinach? I don't... I don't even, um, really listen to them... I don't have any, um, feelings... about them, I guess?

insanebandtherapist

Well, what do you have feelings about? They can be positive or negative feelings. Just talk about whatever you want to talk about. :)

insanebandtherapist

So, um... I- I haven't, uh, been to... to therapy before, what- um, what do I do...?

( @gear-27414 )

You can just talk about whatever is on your mind. Think of it as a judgment free zone. I will be making note of everything you say and if it goes directly against Dethklok you will be executed brutally but don't worry about filtering anything. :) Just say what's on your mind.

Huh...? To- To Dethklok? Oh, so... so I can't say... I can't say anything, huh?

insanebandtherapist

You can do what the rest of my clients do. ;) Just pick a code word for Dethklok and use that instead. Then, when I make my notes, it'll say that you really really hate spinach and all the shitty work that spinach makes you do. Something like that.

So, um... I- I haven't, uh, been to... to therapy before, what- um, what do I do...?

( @gear-27414 )

You can just talk about whatever is on your mind. Think of it as a judgment free zone. I will be making note of everything you say and if it goes directly against Dethklok you will be executed brutally but don't worry about filtering anything. :) Just say what's on your mind.

Knubbler says you're supposed to have a session with me today. @insanebandtherapist

Huh...? I didnt, uh- no, you... I think you've, um, got the wrong guy, it's- I've not, um, scheduled anything like that-

insanebandtherapist

It's on my calendar. 27414. Therapy. Today. Circled.

*approaches stealthily* Boop! *run away quickly* ehehehehehe

Who the hell are you?

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

Yeah. And now I'm talking to you.

Get out of my office.

MAGIC BONER

*magic bonerrr*

What. No. Weren't you just talking to Knubbler?

chantelle-skwigelf

I think…the pills Doctor Twinkletits gave me to help me sleep, are just horse tranquilizer- I peeled the label back a little bit and it’s prescribed to..Lucky Shot?- “

insanebandtherapist

I do NOT give people the wrong prescriptions. You must be mistaken, missy.

chantelle-skwigelf

I googled it and that is a race horse

insanebandtherapist

You shouldn't have to google it. Lucky Shot has been to your house.

chantelle-skwigelf

Why was he here?

insanebandtherapist

There's a horse that lives here named Thunderdeath. I assume the horses were hanging out. Does that make me a racist?

thunderdeath-uma

Not particularly. We do tend to keep to our own group. Herd animals.

chantelle-skwigelf

The horse talks?

insanebandtherapist

Now look who's racist.

chantelle-skwigelf

I think the ketamine is making me see things.

insanebandtherapist

Ket isn't a hallucinogenic.

thunderdeath-uma

It's not. I've had it.

insanebandtherapist

Huh. The horse does ketemine.

chantelle-skwigelf

Can we not prescribe me things for horses anymore?

insanebandtherapist

They put racehorses on people drugs all the time. Just take the pills I prescribe.

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