ᝰ💿Skwisgaar💿ᝰ

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[guitargod-skwigelf]

Hellos. It ams me, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, leads guitarist of Dethklok. Eugh. I don'ts wants to hear abouts your album collectsions or de time you slepts with me, dis ams a publikcitys things and a publikcitys things only. Whatevors...

🎸⨾💿✮˚.⋆ RULES 💿✮⋆˙🪽🎸

💿 Mod [ @jinglyjangly-theclowm ] is a minor. Do not attempt ERP. Sexual jokes/references are fine [its an Adult Swim show, after all]

💿 Skwisgaar may be rude. Aside from headcanons, I'm trying my best to emulate how they act in the show. You can ask it whatever, but I can't guarantee they'll care

💿 Mod uses BST: If I don't respond to your asks, I'm probably asleep

💿 Skwisgaar talks in regular typeface. Mod will either use "///mod:" before speaking, or use a blue typeface

💿 I will use the tags "#metalocalypse rp" and "#skwisgaar speaks 🎸🪽" for rp posts, the tag "#skwiscoded🎸🪽" for skwisgaar coded things, and "#non rp" for mod notes

Thats all right now for rules. Below the cut are headcanons and a playlist for how I see Skwisgaar. Not vital to read, but I may reference certain ones in posts

🎸♬⨾💿✮ HEADCANONS 💿✮⋆ 🪽

💿 Agender [ They/It ], bisexual, polyamorous

💿 6'6.6

💿 Autistic

💿 Hypermobile [ Hips and fingers ]

💿 PICA, ARFID, and other unspecified EDs

💿 NPD

💿 CSA survivor

💿 Central-hand polydactyly

💿 My old intro post here has a lot more hcs, but some of them are outdated so. Be aware of that. If you want to know which ones are accurate, ask!!! I love getting to talk about hcs!

🎸♬⨾💿✮ LINKS 💿✮⋆ 🪽

Childhood/Fatherklok flashback injury chart

🎸♬⨾💿✮ PLAYLIST 💿✮⋆ 🪽

[tatturmemes]

//OOC: PSA

Doesn’t matter if we’ve never interacted, if we’ve interacted once, or a BILLION times. Doesn’t matter if we have zero threads or FIVE BILLION. 

ALWAYS feel free to spam my ask box with in character asks, questions, or starters. 

ALWAYS feel free to spam my inbox with ask box memes!

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in memes.

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in quizzes. 

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in posts you want me to see!

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in posts that remind you of me/my muse.

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in stuff, period! 

ALWAYS feel free to start an interaction with my muse!

ALWAYS feel free to suggest a plot for our muses. 

ALWAYS feel free to send me an OOC message in DMs or in Asks.

I LOVE that stuff. YOU’RE NOT BEING ANNOYING. IT MAKES MY DAY. Talk to me! I love it! :D 

[dogpuppy]

[facesofdethklok]

[cloudchaser2000]

In the original drawings by Songgu Kwon, lil Skwis was looking more like his frowny adult self:

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[guitargod-skwigelf]

[sandmandaddy69]

[richardknubbler]

What in the hell did I do last night? Did anyone see me last night? There's just a big blotch of black where I think like six hours should be. I woke up in my bathtub.

[guitargod-skwigelf]

You ams comes with me to de yard wolves and then we gots bored and wents out to a bar, I thinks.

[richardknubbler]

Okay? You think?

[guitargod-skwigelf]

I thinks so, ja. I don't know, you kind of tooks me dere to gets drinks and then dissapeared, so I don't know what de fucks you was doings.

Also, I was prettys high. I don't remembers much dat happened.

[richardknubbler]

Oh great. So all you remember about the night that I don't remember is that you were high and I left. Okay, well, did we see anyone else last night?

[guitargod-skwigelf]

Heuh, ja. Ams sounds likes a fun night.

Euh... I don't remembers seeings anyone? Well, except for loads of groupies. I remembers seeings dem. But, euh, no. Nobody we knows.

[richardknubbler]

Thanks, Skwisgaar. That helps.

[guitargod-skwigelf]

I thinks we gots a taxi back to Mordhaus. Maybe I puts you in de bathtub, I don't knows.

Oh. I didn't thinks dat was very helpfuls. Ams glad you thoughts so, though.

[richardknubbler]

What in the hell did I do last night? Did anyone see me last night? There's just a big blotch of black where I think like six hours should be. I woke up in my bathtub.

[guitargod-skwigelf]

You ams comes with me to de yard wolves and then we gots bored and wents out to a bar, I thinks.

[richardknubbler]

Okay? You think?

[guitargod-skwigelf]

I thinks so, ja. I don't know, you kind of tooks me dere to gets drinks and then dissapeared, so I don't know what de fucks you was doings.

Also, I was prettys high. I don't remembers much dat happened.

[richardknubbler]

Oh great. So all you remember about the night that I don't remember is that you were high and I left. Okay, well, did we see anyone else last night?

[guitargod-skwigelf]

Heuh, ja. Ams sounds likes a fun night.

Euh... I don't remembers seeings anyone? Well, except for loads of groupies. I remembers seeings dem. But, euh, no. Nobody we knows.

[richardknubbler]

What in the hell did I do last night? Did anyone see me last night? There's just a big blotch of black where I think like six hours should be. I woke up in my bathtub.

[guitargod-skwigelf]

You ams comes with me to de yard wolves and then we gots bored and wents out to a bar, I thinks.

[richardknubbler]

Okay? You think?

[guitargod-skwigelf]

I thinks so, ja. I don't know, you kind of tooks me dere to gets drinks and then dissapeared, so I don't know what de fucks you was doings.

Also, I was prettys high. I don't remembers much dat happened.

[richardknubbler]

What in the hell did I do last night? Did anyone see me last night? There's just a big blotch of black where I think like six hours should be. I woke up in my bathtub.

[guitargod-skwigelf]

You ams comes with me to de yard wolves and then we gots bored and wents out to a bar, I thinks.

[guitargod-skwigelf]

Does anybody wants to goes and see de yard wolves withs me?

[skidfarts]

When i was 16 😂😂 i was dead 😂😂 I was sick from being underfed 😂😂😂😂😂 When i was 12 😂 All i did was cry 😂😂😂 I saw my favorite band burn alive 😂😂😂 When i was 10 i hated you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Cause you hurt me It was what you knew 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[sailatina3]

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

[pucket]

okay. pulls it together. don’t lets- the stress get- to youh!

yous ares the fastest guitarist alive! thers no pressure

…

oh god, i cna’ts do- 

helllo, i’m fine! just. getting high!

[guitargod-skwigelf]

I LOVES WEED! Dis morning, 10 of """"my kids"""""" ams calls me... decline! Smokings honey! LOL!

[emotanon89-real]

You good? :(

[guitargod-skwigelf]

I ams so fuckingsnhigh

[nartsanova]

Skwisgaar thinking x)

Meme art because why not

[lakevida]

said something straight up tasted like jizz and this guy genuinely bewildered went "how would you know what that tastes like" WHAT?! dude its cum everyone knows cum