wander's thoughts

this blog is the reason season 3 was cancelled main - @TheFumoCat I post every never yes im still alive

[wandersthoughts]

wander i have a question dont you think posting that you have a dealer online is a bad idea

not only that but what if sylvia sees what youre posting. like idk man but if I were you but I wouldnt be posting this online,, the internet is a public space literally ANYONE could see it

You will keep quiet. All of you will keep quiet. Sylvia doesn't have to know anything. In fact, what if Sylvia isn't even real? And this is a secret account. She'll never find me. Nobody will find me. Or the bodies. You all will continue to stay silent. This is between me and all of you.

[kolorfulworld]

How he looked saying that

[wandersthoughts]

oougufusjakaks

[wandersthoughts]

okay so you haven’t since your been off the meth stuff like where the f*ck would you get that

well i cant say, they'll take it away from me. and its not like I'd give my drug dealer away, then everyone will find out and me and my dealer will get arrested. Sylvia might find out too and she'll be PISSED so its secret.. for now

[wandersthoughts]

I ate a slice of cake with yoir face on it

was it this one

oh god please tell me it was the russian minion cake

Please

[wandersthoughts]

have you attempted doing it with hater? Cause wow that would be crazy

some of you need to calm down

like me

im calm now since im off the meth

dont ask me these kinds of freaky questions.. 😟 ill never get over the pickles one..

[wandersthoughts]

Are you secretly green

hm? what? what'd you say? no, ive always looked like this, silly goose!

[wandersthoughts]

THE REASON I DONT POST AS OFTEN IS BECAUSE SYLVIA CAUGHT ME SMOKING CRYSTAL METH. THIS IS A PHOTO OF WHEN HATER CAUGHT ME BUT WHEN I WAS HIGH OFF MY ASS ON THAT SHIT. ANYWAYS theres no way people actually find this funny what am i doing with my life

[wandersthoughts]

are you a homosexual

whats up with these questions? so invested in my relationship status or sexuality..? you dont just walk out onto the streets and ask people this. lets just say i swing all ways

[wandersthoughts]

are you interested in lord hater not as a friend but something more?

is the answer not obvious enough already? do i have to answer this one?

[wandersthoughts]

how many pickles can you fit up your ass

dont ask me that

[thefumocat]

i like it , young lady..

[wandersthoughts]

this is real and deserved because they're both little BITCHES. HATER UNDERAPPRECIATES THINGS AND LITTLE BITS IS HORRIBLE. whatever.

[wandersthoughts]

I've come to make an announcement: Lord Dominator's a bitch ass motherfucker. She destroyed all the planets in the galaxy. That's right, she took her fuckin' drill out...and she destroyed all the planets in this fucking galaxy, and she said her drill was "THIS BIG", and I said "That's awful!" So I'm making a callout post on my Tumblr dot com. Lord Dominator, you got a small drill! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my friendship power looks like! That's right, baby! All love, no evil, no explosion, look at that, it looks like sunshine and a rainbow! He destroyed my galaxy, so guess what, I'm gonna destroy her ship! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER FRIENDSHIP POWER! Except I'm not gonna destroy her ship, I'm gonna go higher. I'm gonna destroy your evilness. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, DOMINATOR? I'LL DESTROY YOUR EVILNESS, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before my friendship POWWWEEEEERRRS hit your fucking ship! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I use my friendship powers on you too!

(heavily out of character probably but its funny 🥱🥱 whole thing a reference from that sonic dub thing)

[wandersthoughts]

i love men

[wandersthoughts]

guys this spoon is so awesome :)

shucks not again :(

[wandersthoughts]

what is a skibidi toilet? 😂🤌

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OH MY GROP. NO WAY. IS THAT HATSUNE MIKU. I LOVE YOU MIKU!! I LOVE YOU!!