wander's thoughts

this blog is the reason season 3 was cancelled main - @TheFumoCat I post every never yes im still alive

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are you a homosexual

whats up with these questions? so invested in my relationship status or sexuality..? you dont just walk out onto the streets and ask people this. lets just say i swing all ways

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are you interested in lord hater not as a friend but something more?

is the answer not obvious enough already? do i have to answer this one?

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how many pickles can you fit up your ass

dont ask me that

[thefumocat]

i like it , young lady..

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this is real and deserved because they're both little BITCHES. HATER UNDERAPPRECIATES THINGS AND LITTLE BITS IS HORRIBLE. whatever.

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I've come to make an announcement: Lord Dominator's a bitch ass motherfucker. She destroyed all the planets in the galaxy. That's right, she took her fuckin' drill out...and she destroyed all the planets in this fucking galaxy, and she said her drill was "THIS BIG", and I said "That's awful!" So I'm making a callout post on my Tumblr dot com. Lord Dominator, you got a small drill! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my friendship power looks like! That's right, baby! All love, no evil, no explosion, look at that, it looks like sunshine and a rainbow! He destroyed my galaxy, so guess what, I'm gonna destroy her ship! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER FRIENDSHIP POWER! Except I'm not gonna destroy her ship, I'm gonna go higher. I'm gonna destroy your evilness. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, DOMINATOR? I'LL DESTROY YOUR EVILNESS, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before my friendship POWWWEEEEERRRS hit your fucking ship! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I use my friendship powers on you too!

(heavily out of character probably but its funny 🥱🥱 whole thing a reference from that sonic dub thing)

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i love men

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guys this spoon is so awesome :)

shucks not again :(

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what is a skibidi toilet? 😂🤌

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OH MY GROP. NO WAY. IS THAT HATSUNE MIKU. I LOVE YOU MIKU!! I LOVE YOU!!

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Happy pride month! Shout out to the gayest man I know; Commander Peepers :) (the closet is not even there :/)

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miau (real Wander)

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*sighs* this bear reminds me of peepers before he died I always used to GRAB THE LITTLE RAT AND CHOKE HIM BY THE THROAT. But now I'm going to court for doing that during his funeral. I missed the part where he got revived, but It's all good now! Still, this bear is a great alternative!

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Look at this goofy mf. What does he think he is accomplishing? Nothing. You can't do ANYTHING. 1. You sound like SPONGEBOB. 2. You are literally an eyeball. You should look into the sun. 3. You are SMALL. 4. YOU ARE AN ANT. Don't even do anything else at this point. Really, I'm getting second-hand embarrassment here.

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WHAT IS GOING ON. WHY ARE WE FLYING. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH SYLVIA?? WHY IS SHE PINK?? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? WHERE ARE WE? PLEASE, I JUST WANT ONE NORMAL DAY.

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Sylvia. Why. Is. There. Floating. Text. Above. Us. Is. This. A. Threat? Help?

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I am,

alluring

appealing

attractive

exquisite

gorgeous

handsome

lovely

magnificent

pulchritudinous

ravishing

stunning

angelic

becoming

bewitching

charming

comely

cute

dazzling

glorious

good-looking

photogenic

prepossessing

pretty

shapely

sightly

delightful

divine

elegant

enticing

eye-catching

fair

fetching

foxy

graceful

grand

nice

refined

statuesque

sublime

superb

taking

well-formed

wonderful

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Goodnight, Michael Theodore Mouse. You won't be waking up anytime soon.