jared

average jared kleinman rp/ask blog

[insanelyycool]

yeah ?? the insanely cool JARED KLEINMAN !! (Intro !! )

hi internet, my name is jared and ask me anything ig?? not weird shit although. you guys might know me from the connor project or wtv,, but yeah

OOC ;

hi!!! my name isg noel and uhm, for more info, this is post connor project!! jared is in college and 20 here!! please be mindful and don't send NSFW or stuff, NSFW jokes r ok although i suppose,, if you're another blog please interact w me 💔

anywho, that's all for now! ^_^ (sorry if im ooc sometimes....)

[insanelyycool]

( @the-hottest-jared )

Duuuuudddee

..

wtf

why is there more versions of me.

hi???hey????

[the-hottest-jared]

Idk dude.....wait knows the hottest?

[insanelyycool]

.. what

obviously the hottest is me

[the-hottest-jared]

Noooo it's obviously me

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

ladies ladies..

step aside

the REAL pimp is here

I suggest you get your gooning status UP!! 😂😂

the ladies just can’t get enough of me

unlike you GAYWADS 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[insanelyycool]

YEAH WELL ARE ANY OF YOU GUYS IN A LOVING AND HEALTHY ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP???? NNNOOOO.

so obviously I'M better than you all, that should be obvious.

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

yeah right..

like I CARE about you and little subway boyfriend

I HOPE YOU GUYS BREAK UP

you betas don’t deserve happiness

THIS IS WHY HIS WRITING SUCKS

and you suck TOO 🤬🤬

REAL break up when

U NON GOONERS 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣

full reaction to this gay and toxic relationship coming out on December 31st, 12:99pm 🙏

this is why you guys break up once a week and argue everyday

GET A LIFE😂😂🤣🤣

[insanelyycool]

You know what.

I hope your crush or whatever actually turns out straight and likes girls.

DIE

[insanelyycool]

( @the-hottest-jared )

Duuuuudddee

..

wtf

why is there more versions of me.

hi???hey????

[the-hottest-jared]

Idk dude.....wait knows the hottest?

[insanelyycool]

.. what

obviously the hottest is me

[the-hottest-jared]

Noooo it's obviously me

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

ladies ladies..

step aside

the REAL pimp is here

I suggest you get your gooning status UP!! 😂😂

the ladies just can’t get enough of me

unlike you GAYWADS 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[insanelyycool]

YEAH WELL ARE ANY OF YOU GUYS IN A LOVING AND HEALTHY ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP???? NNNOOOO.

so obviously I'M better than you all, that should be obvious.

[insanelyycool]

( @the-hottest-jared )

Duuuuudddee

..

wtf

why is there more versions of me.

hi???hey????

[the-hottest-jared]

Idk dude.....wait knows the hottest?

[insanelyycool]

.. what

obviously the hottest is me

[insanelyycool]

( @the-hottest-jared )

Duuuuudddee

..

wtf

why is there more versions of me.

hi???hey????

[insanelyycool]

( @ghost-connor )

ͬ̐̂͑͗̓͟͡B̴̨ͬ́͋̅̾̆ͥ͐͟͞Ǫ̴̆̏̅͊ͥ͐͟͠Ǫ̴̆̏̅͊ͥ͐͟͠Ŏ̏̅͊͠

what the FUCK.

Is this a joke?? Am i hallucinating????

[evannhansensletters]

Status; October 25th.

Someone kill me now.

[insanelyycool]

are

are you okay

???

[evannhansensletters]

Status; October 20.

I am lorde

yayayaya

[insanelyycool]

are you high again.

[evannhansensletters]

wjat

[insanelyycool]

you're high..

aren't you.

[evannhansensletters]

no

im no t

thus is normal

obviusly

[insanelyycool]

you ARE high.

Just

go get some sleep..

or rest, atleast.

[evannhansensletters]

how aboiut

no

lsoer

.

ojay I lied il go to sleop I lobe you

[insanelyycool]

I love you too bro. ❤️

[goth-c-m]

Gay

[insanelyycool]

CAN YOU STOP BARGING INTO OUR CONVERSQTIONS

[goth-c-m]

That's no fun, what will i do late at night then

[insanelyycool]

You have NO business here. Shoo.

[goth-c-m]

😿you're mean

[insanelyycool]

That's rich coming from someone who's known as the kid who threw a printer at their teacher in 2nd grade cause they didn't get to be the line leader.

[goth-c-m]

1 fuck you that was years ago, 2 my therapist thinks I have a disorder so that's ableist

[evannhansensletters]

What’s going on here…

[goth-c-m]

Your boyfriend is mean😾

[evannhansensletters]

You just realized that?

We’re talking about the SAME guy who laughed at a lesson about The Holocaust.

[insanelyycool]

I WAS LAUGHING AT SOMETHIGN ELSE!!

And that was like,, what years ago..

[evannhansensletters]

Status; October 20.

I am lorde

yayayaya

[insanelyycool]

are you high again.

[evannhansensletters]

wjat

[insanelyycool]

you're high..

aren't you.

[evannhansensletters]

no

im no t

thus is normal

obviusly

[insanelyycool]

you ARE high.

Just

go get some sleep..

or rest, atleast.

[evannhansensletters]

how aboiut

no

lsoer

.

ojay I lied il go to sleop I lobe you

[insanelyycool]

I love you too bro. ❤️

[goth-c-m]

Gay

[insanelyycool]

CAN YOU STOP BARGING INTO OUR CONVERSQTIONS

[goth-c-m]

That's no fun, what will i do late at night then

[insanelyycool]

You have NO business here. Shoo.

[goth-c-m]

😿you're mean

[insanelyycool]

That's rich coming from someone who's known as the kid who threw a printer at their teacher in 2nd grade cause they didn't get to be the line leader.

[evannhansensletters]

Status; October 20.

I am lorde

yayayaya

[insanelyycool]

are you high again.

[evannhansensletters]

wjat

[insanelyycool]

you're high..

aren't you.

[evannhansensletters]

no

im no t

thus is normal

obviusly

[insanelyycool]

you ARE high.

Just

go get some sleep..

or rest, atleast.

[evannhansensletters]

how aboiut

no

lsoer

.

ojay I lied il go to sleop I lobe you

[insanelyycool]

I love you too bro. ❤️

[goth-c-m]

Gay

[insanelyycool]

CAN YOU STOP BARGING INTO OUR CONVERSQTIONS

[goth-c-m]

That's no fun, what will i do late at night then

[insanelyycool]

You have NO business here. Shoo.

[evannhansensletters]

Status; October 20.

I am lorde

yayayaya

[insanelyycool]

are you high again.

[evannhansensletters]

wjat

[insanelyycool]

you're high..

aren't you.

[evannhansensletters]

no

im no t

thus is normal

obviusly

[insanelyycool]

you ARE high.

Just

go get some sleep..

or rest, atleast.

[evannhansensletters]

how aboiut

no

lsoer

.

ojay I lied il go to sleop I lobe you

[insanelyycool]

I love you too bro. ❤️

[goth-c-m]

Gay

[insanelyycool]

CAN YOU STOP BARGING INTO OUR CONVERSQTIONS

[evannhansensletters]

Status; October 20.

I am lorde

yayayaya

[insanelyycool]

are you high again.

[evannhansensletters]

wjat

[insanelyycool]

you're high..

aren't you.

[evannhansensletters]

no

im no t

thus is normal

obviusly

[insanelyycool]

you ARE high.

Just

go get some sleep..

or rest, atleast.

[evannhansensletters]

how aboiut

no

lsoer

.

ojay I lied il go to sleop I lobe you

[insanelyycool]

I love you too bro. ❤️

[evannhansensletters]

Status; October 20.

I am lorde

yayayaya

[insanelyycool]

are you high again.

[evannhansensletters]

wjat

[insanelyycool]

you're high..

aren't you.

[evannhansensletters]

no

im no t

thus is normal

obviusly

[insanelyycool]

you ARE high.

Just

go get some sleep..

or rest, atleast.

[evannhansensletters]

Status; October 20.

I am lorde

yayayaya

[insanelyycool]

are you high again.

[evannhansensletters]

wjat

[insanelyycool]

you're high..

aren't you.

[evannhansensletters]

Status: October 18th.

I accidentally bought a guinea pig.

I don’t know what do to with it.

What should I name him…

[insanelyycool]

name it missile launcher

[evannhansensletters]

Meet missile launcher Hansen.

I would add your last name… but it’s hideous.

No offense,,

[insanelyycool]

Wow dude.

What's wrong with missile launcher Kleinman??

I think it sounds awesome and YOU'RE just being a hater.

[evannhansensletters]

Oh my gosh.

I might just kiss you for using correct grammar in all of your sentences. Punctuation and everything.

Missile launcher Kleinman it is I suppose.

[insanelyycool]

Please do, anyways.

Wouldn't it be funny if we combined our last names together

So we don't have to fight on who decided the last name

Like

Missile launcher Hansman.

[evannhansensletters]

That’s so stupid, I love it.

Missile launcher Hansman just pissed on my bed.

[insanelyycool]

..

Thats.

An information I definitely needed.

Did you not give him a litterboxc

Anwyays speaking of pets do you think missile launcher would get alogn wiht my stupid cat

[evannhansensletters]

uhh,

I wouldn’t be positively sure but maybe ??

As long as he doesn’t eat him or something.

I think your cat has deemed to be nice enough not to…

[insanelyycool]

my cat is a SHE/HER you gender assumer.

Huff.

[evannhansensletters]

oh gosh.

I’m getting canceled.

[insanelyycool]

I'm gonna cancel you on Twitter

Or X. Whatever you call that app

Unless you cashapp me 25$ that is,

[evannhansensletters]

…

Consider this the only time I’m giving you money.

You’re taking half of my minimum wage Subway salary.

$25 it is I guess…

[insanelyycool]

What.

I was.. Joking.

Thanks for the money???? I guess?????

Do I give you back the money or do I take it,.

[evannhansensletters]

No, no, no…

I insist, really.

It’s rude to take back the money I gave you.

It’s not like I need it.

You can keep it. Promise,,

[insanelyycool]

....... ookay then.

Thank?? You??

[evannhansensletters]

Status; October 20.

I am lorde

yayayaya

[insanelyycool]

are you high again.

[evannhansensletters]

Status: October 18th.

I accidentally bought a guinea pig.

I don’t know what do to with it.

What should I name him…

[insanelyycool]

name it missile launcher

[evannhansensletters]

Meet missile launcher Hansen.

I would add your last name… but it’s hideous.

No offense,,

[insanelyycool]

Wow dude.

What's wrong with missile launcher Kleinman??

I think it sounds awesome and YOU'RE just being a hater.

[evannhansensletters]

Oh my gosh.

I might just kiss you for using correct grammar in all of your sentences. Punctuation and everything.

Missile launcher Kleinman it is I suppose.

[insanelyycool]

Please do, anyways.

Wouldn't it be funny if we combined our last names together

So we don't have to fight on who decided the last name

Like

Missile launcher Hansman.

[evannhansensletters]

That’s so stupid, I love it.

Missile launcher Hansman just pissed on my bed.

[insanelyycool]

..

Thats.

An information I definitely needed.

Did you not give him a litterboxc

Anwyays speaking of pets do you think missile launcher would get alogn wiht my stupid cat

[evannhansensletters]

uhh,

I wouldn’t be positively sure but maybe ??

As long as he doesn’t eat him or something.

I think your cat has deemed to be nice enough not to…

[insanelyycool]

my cat is a SHE/HER you gender assumer.

Huff.

[evannhansensletters]

oh gosh.

I’m getting canceled.

[insanelyycool]

I'm gonna cancel you on Twitter

Or X. Whatever you call that app

Unless you cashapp me 25$ that is,

[evannhansensletters]

…

Consider this the only time I’m giving you money.

You’re taking half of my minimum wage Subway salary.

$25 it is I guess…

[insanelyycool]

What.

I was.. Joking.

Thanks for the money???? I guess?????

Do I give you back the money or do I take it,.