JAREDD KLEINMAN

the insanely cool Jared Kleinman at UR service!!!! [Deh ask blog]

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

gooner level 1000

we’re leaving ts (this) in 2036 bruh 😭🙏

fuck I didn’t mean to click that

how do I delete it

bruh

delete

what

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

what the fuck is this

does it look like I gaf

hi guys

1 year

[insanelyycool]

( @the-hottest-jared )

Duuuuudddee

..

wtf

why is there more versions of me.

hi???hey????

[the-hottest-jared]

Idk dude.....wait knows the hottest?

[insanelyycool]

.. what

obviously the hottest is me

[the-hottest-jared]

Noooo it's obviously me

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

ladies ladies..

step aside

the REAL pimp is here

I suggest you get your gooning status UP!! 😂😂

the ladies just can’t get enough of me

unlike you GAYWADS 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[insanelyycool]

YEAH WELL ARE ANY OF YOU GUYS IN A LOVING AND HEALTHY ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP???? NNNOOOO.

so obviously I'M better than you all, that should be obvious.

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

yeah right..

like I CARE about you and little subway boyfriend

I HOPE YOU GUYS BREAK UP

you betas don’t deserve happiness

THIS IS WHY HIS WRITING SUCKS

and you suck TOO 🤬🤬

REAL break up when

U NON GOONERS 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣

full reaction to this gay and toxic relationship coming out on December 31st, 12:99pm 🙏

this is why you guys break up once a week and argue everyday

GET A LIFE😂😂🤣🤣

[insanelyycool]

You know what.

I hope your crush or whatever actually turns out straight and likes girls.

DIE

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

…

pffft.. YEAH RIGHT

LIKE YOU CAN READ HIS MIND 🤣😂🤣😂😂

wait why did he tell you

I mean

GET OFF THE INTERNET YOU BOOMER 🤣🤣

this is why you can’t rizz up any gyatts

expect SUBWAY EMPLOYEES 🤣🙏

[insanelyycool]

( @the-hottest-jared )

Duuuuudddee

..

wtf

why is there more versions of me.

hi???hey????

[the-hottest-jared]

Idk dude.....wait knows the hottest?

[insanelyycool]

.. what

obviously the hottest is me

[the-hottest-jared]

Noooo it's obviously me

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

ladies ladies..

step aside

the REAL pimp is here

I suggest you get your gooning status UP!! 😂😂

the ladies just can’t get enough of me

unlike you GAYWADS 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[insanelyycool]

YEAH WELL ARE ANY OF YOU GUYS IN A LOVING AND HEALTHY ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP???? NNNOOOO.

so obviously I'M better than you all, that should be obvious.

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

yeah right..

like I CARE about you and little subway boyfriend

I HOPE YOU GUYS BREAK UP

you betas don’t deserve happiness

THIS IS WHY HIS WRITING SUCKS

and you suck TOO 🤬🤬

REAL break up when

U NON GOONERS 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣

full reaction to this gay and toxic relationship coming out on December 31st, 12:99pm 🙏

this is why you guys break up once a week and argue everyday

GET A LIFE😂😂🤣🤣

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

HAWK TUAH SPIT ON THAT THANG

PREACH 🗣️🗣️🙏🔥

if you guys would’ve voted me as president,

I would’ve gave everyone one FREE hawk tuah pass to rizz up the huzz 🙏🙏

[insanelyycool]

( @the-hottest-jared )

Duuuuudddee

..

wtf

why is there more versions of me.

hi???hey????

[the-hottest-jared]

Idk dude.....wait knows the hottest?

[insanelyycool]

.. what

obviously the hottest is me

[the-hottest-jared]

Noooo it's obviously me

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

ladies ladies..

step aside

the REAL pimp is here

I suggest you get your gooning status UP!! 😂😂

the ladies just can’t get enough of me

unlike you GAYWADS 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

( @the-hottest-jared )

Wait if I'm here and you're here who's driving the car!?

I can’t drive anymore

My parents took away my keys after I ACCIDENTALLY crashed into the neighbor garden.

WHO ARE YOU

this is NOT Hailey Welch inviting me to the talk tuah podcast 😭🙏🙏

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

hey guys sorry I disappeared I was battling the gay demons for the last couples of days

I’m not gay

I like him

In a straight way

Anyway like and subscribe for more non beta content #true alpha males understand

#no homo on GANG 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[goth-c-m]

Jared

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

what do u want broski

[goth-c-m]

Nothing, just watching this fall apart

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

HEY.

WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT.

And here I thought, you’d UNDERSTAND my mlm relationship problems

#all boys are the same 😢😢🤧

ion cur anymore.,.,., give me advice

[goth-c-m]

I'm not a boy....despite all the money I spend to look like 1

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

Don’t give me that sympathy crap.

You ARE a boy dude.

And no one can tell you otherwise becauseeee

The world is gonna hate

But like

Haters are haters and at the end of the day

They aren’t as sigma as us

So don’t think you aren’t a boy because you aren’t born one, you’re a BOY. End of discussion…

#trans supporter and ally 🏳️‍⚧️

[goth-c-m]

That's sweet and thank you but I'm non-binary jared

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

wait am I getting cancelled rn

I DIDNT KNOW

[goth-c-m]

No, no, it's chill,really funny, though, but honestly, that was really sweet

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

Yeah yeah.,.,. Don’t expect it often…

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

hey guys sorry I disappeared I was battling the gay demons for the last couples of days

I’m not gay

I like him

In a straight way

Anyway like and subscribe for more non beta content #true alpha males understand

#no homo on GANG 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[goth-c-m]

Jared

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

what do u want broski

[goth-c-m]

Nothing, just watching this fall apart

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

HEY.

WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT.

And here I thought, you’d UNDERSTAND my mlm relationship problems

#all boys are the same 😢😢🤧

ion cur anymore.,.,., give me advice

[goth-c-m]

I'm not a boy....despite all the money I spend to look like 1

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

Don’t give me that sympathy crap.

You ARE a boy dude.

And no one can tell you otherwise becauseeee

The world is gonna hate

But like

Haters are haters and at the end of the day

They aren’t as sigma as us

So don’t think you aren’t a boy because you aren’t born one, you’re a BOY. End of discussion…

#trans supporter and ally 🏳️‍⚧️

[goth-c-m]

That's sweet and thank you but I'm non-binary jared

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

wait am I getting cancelled rn

I DIDNT KNOW

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

hey guys sorry I disappeared I was battling the gay demons for the last couples of days

I’m not gay

I like him

In a straight way

Anyway like and subscribe for more non beta content #true alpha males understand

#no homo on GANG 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[goth-c-m]

Jared

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

what do u want broski

[goth-c-m]

Nothing, just watching this fall apart

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

HEY.

WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT.

And here I thought, you’d UNDERSTAND my mlm relationship problems

#all boys are the same 😢😢🤧

ion cur anymore.,.,., give me advice

[goth-c-m]

I'm not a boy....despite all the money I spend to look like 1

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

Don’t give me that sympathy crap.

You ARE a boy dude.

And no one can tell you otherwise becauseeee

The world is gonna hate

But like

Haters are haters and at the end of the day

They aren’t as sigma as us

So don’t think you aren’t a boy because you aren’t born one, you’re a BOY. End of discussion…

#trans supporter and ally 🏳️‍⚧️

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

hey guys sorry I disappeared I was battling the gay demons for the last couples of days

I’m not gay

I like him

In a straight way

Anyway like and subscribe for more non beta content #true alpha males understand

#no homo on GANG 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[goth-c-m]

Jared

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

what do u want broski

[goth-c-m]

Nothing, just watching this fall apart

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

HEY.

WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT.

And here I thought, you’d UNDERSTAND my mlm relationship problems

#all boys are the same 😢😢🤧

ion cur anymore.,.,., give me advice

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

hey guys sorry I disappeared I was battling the gay demons for the last couples of days

I’m not gay

I like him

In a straight way

Anyway like and subscribe for more non beta content #true alpha males understand

#no homo on GANG 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[goth-c-m]

Jared

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

what do u want broski

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

hey guys sorry I disappeared I was battling the gay demons for the last couples of days

I’m not gay

I like him

In a straight way

Anyway like and subscribe for more non beta content #true alpha males understand

#no homo on GANG 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[theawesomeguy]

chat a pillow isnt enough i need an actual human being auhdsfhsadfhasjd ashduas

[goth-c-m]

Oh M

[theawesomeguy]

what:(

[goth-c-m]

😮‍💨you're hopeless

[theawesomeguy]

fuck you vro!!

[goth-c-m]

Bet😉/j

[tree-enthusiasts]

:(

[goth-c-m]

Noooo ev baby,it's not like that

[tree-enthusiasts]

:’(

[goth-c-m]

no baby I love you!

[tree-enthusiasts]

*sniff sniff* I LOVE YOU TOOOOO :(

[goth-c-m]

LOVE YOU

[tree-enthusiasts]

:D

[theawesomeguy]

I hate gay people

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

I hate THESE gay people

GET A ROOM!!!!

[goth-c-m]

I'm sorry you're not hot enough for a boyfriend

[theawesomeguy]

ERM ACTUALLYT!!!

[goth-c-m]

🤨yes?

[theawesomeguy]

He IS hot enough to get a boyfriend!! No homo of course!!

[goth-c-m]

......so you?

[theawesomeguy]

We're not dating you silly

[goth-c-m]

Right

[theawesomeguy]

@theinsanely-cooljaredd we ain't dating right bro

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

exactly vro🙏🙏

that would be sooooooo gay

[goth-c-m]

You are gay jared

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

yes but,,

erm

uhm

errghhh

uhhh

…

I’ll get back to you this one

[theawesomeguy]

chat a pillow isnt enough i need an actual human being auhdsfhsadfhasjd ashduas

[goth-c-m]

Oh M

[theawesomeguy]

what:(

[goth-c-m]

😮‍💨you're hopeless

[theawesomeguy]

fuck you vro!!

[goth-c-m]

Bet😉/j

[tree-enthusiasts]

:(

[goth-c-m]

Noooo ev baby,it's not like that

[tree-enthusiasts]

:’(

[goth-c-m]

no baby I love you!

[tree-enthusiasts]

*sniff sniff* I LOVE YOU TOOOOO :(

[goth-c-m]

LOVE YOU

[tree-enthusiasts]

:D

[theawesomeguy]

I hate gay people

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

I hate THESE gay people

GET A ROOM!!!!

[goth-c-m]

I'm sorry you're not hot enough for a boyfriend

[theawesomeguy]

ERM ACTUALLYT!!!

[goth-c-m]

🤨yes?

[theawesomeguy]

He IS hot enough to get a boyfriend!! No homo of course!!

[goth-c-m]

......so you?

[theawesomeguy]

We're not dating you silly

[goth-c-m]

Right

[theawesomeguy]

@theinsanely-cooljaredd we ain't dating right bro

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

exactly vro🙏🙏

that would be sooooooo gay

[theawesomeguy]

chat a pillow isnt enough i need an actual human being auhdsfhsadfhasjd ashduas

[goth-c-m]

Oh M

[theawesomeguy]

what:(

[goth-c-m]

😮‍💨you're hopeless

[theawesomeguy]

fuck you vro!!

[goth-c-m]

Bet😉/j

[tree-enthusiasts]

:(

[goth-c-m]

Noooo ev baby,it's not like that

[tree-enthusiasts]

:’(

[goth-c-m]

no baby I love you!

[tree-enthusiasts]

*sniff sniff* I LOVE YOU TOOOOO :(

[goth-c-m]

LOVE YOU

[tree-enthusiasts]

:D

[theawesomeguy]

I hate gay people

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

I hate THESE gay people

GET A ROOM!!!!

[theinsanely-cooljaredd]

bzainaga

you spelt it wrong,,

It’s actually bazinga* ☝️