Stuff and Things

System blog for the Inferno-Cubes System. This blog has all our original posts (and some past reblogs) in chronilogical order for record-keeping purposes. Reach a specific one of us on our respective blogs. Current Systemmembers: Flare Cubes, Four Cubes, Emillie Cubes, Malakai Hellson. Other links: Ko-fi Twitch Youtube

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*walks up to a system* Okay so which one of you pays the rent, which one showers, which one does laundry, and which one is the token queer?

!!!!! Oooh! Ooooh! Me! Mememe! I'm the token! I'm the token queer! Pick me!

You're not supposed to /want/ to be the token queer.

:3c I still wanna.

Fine-

YESSSSSS! I'm the system token queer which something that is both reasonable to want and possible to achieve!

~Emillie

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Me, after internalized rock-phobia: If it were legal to marry a rock, I would.

Would you marry Rocky?

Ew no, he talks too much. I think Grace should marry Rocky. I want to marry her:

Awww cute!

~Emillie

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I'm like the homophobia of rock/autism couples. If you have never fallen in love with a rock, you haven't found the right rock.

Don't bother trying to change my mind.

~Emillie

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Also if you watch PHM and you don't project your autism on Rocky, I'm just gonna....look at you weird. He's a rock.

~Emillie

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Also if you watch PHM and you don't project your autism on Grace, I don't believe you (and I think you should do it).

~Emillie

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I genuinely think people who ship BloodyMary before Grocky are less autistic (inferior).

~Emillie

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So I didn't think I would be able to turn PHM into allergory for socialism but....

~Emillie

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Me, entering a fandom that is not majorly occupied by system-informed people: Please don't be weird about my system, please don't be weird.

I'm gonna be weird about your system.

Excommunication!

My son. For your grievous transgression. For your insolence and disrespect. I condemn you to forever keep the worst of humankind for all eternity!

*counting on my fingers* You just used the same word 4 times. Bro just discovered the thesaurus.

*tears in my eyes, hiding my brand new thesaurus behind my back* You will be reproached for this!

Are you reading this thing cover to cover?

My precious angel. Let me introduce you to a fellow by the name of Demetri Martin.

Ew????

Don't say ew!!!!

~Emillie

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It just pisses me off sometimes that humans are like "but God said this" you are god. YOU ARE GOD. What are you talking about????

Four, you're gonna get me worked up :(

Maybe try eating some food?

Okay <3

~Four

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???? What just happened?

I dunno, I blacked out.

~Emillie

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You, raised on believing in god: I am a monotheist.

You, a scientist: I'm an atheist. Duh.

You, a theologian: I am agnostic.

Me, also a theologian but stronger: I am a god.

Humans always be like "there must be a higher being than me." Gurl, you are human, you literally conquered Earth. You control electricity. Stop acting like some kind of victim.

If you put yourself below me, I will put you below me. Stand the fuck up.

It always irks me when humans are like "but society...." you are the society.

As Tyler Durden, I am giving you permission to blow up Wells Fargo HQ. In Minecraft.

~Four

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Guys am I being gay right?

This is so confusing why are there so many steps

~Emillie

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Gayyyy

~Emillie

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I hate it when cis people ask transpeople questions about gender, because it sounds like they never heard of gender before.

"If you were on a deserted island with no civilization for a long period of time, will you still see yourself as your gender?"

Brother, would YOU still be your gender? I hate this. It's so stupid. Of course, you'll still be your gender! Don't act like being in a human society doesn't inherently traumatize you for a lifetime.

Imagine no longer being a gender.

Freak.

Ironically said by an agender person lmao.

Ok.

Cis people high-key piss me off though lyke get off my dick??? Literally stop thinking about my dick???? Ey ain't gonna fuck you bb girl.

~Emillie

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It's time for people to start calling me by my name.

~Emillie

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XD I just saw a post talking about a chronic illness flare, but they just said "Flare :("

And when I read it, I heard my mom say "What?" XDDDDD

Omg a quintessential system experience.

~Emillie

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I can't go to the beach so I had the beach come to me!

~Emillie