[what-even-is-thiss]

Hm. I may be experiencing… hunger. But I am slightly unsure. Better wait until my stomach hurts and I have a massive headache to eat snack.

[evilkitten3]

resident evil? no. landlord evil.

[theocseason4]

I honestly have no aspirations anymore other than i want to be able to do my silly little hobbies, treat myself every now and then and love my friends and my cats

[bhenchod-deactivated20220212]

nobody look at me I'm an idiot

[bhenchod-deactivated20220212]

I am the smartest person alive

[bhenchod-deactivated20220212]

nope, I’m dumb as fuck

[bhenchod-deactivated20220212]

I’m a beacon of knowledge

[whitepeopletwitter]

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

What's going on with y'all tonight?

[ataris-lantern]

homosexual tendencies and dastardly actions

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Honestly same

[botan]

[wikileaks]

i’m like a romanceable npc if you compliment me once per day for a week straight you unlock the dialogue option to marry me

[peterpcrkcr]

sorry can’t get back to u, too busy thinking about spider-man

[laracroftpussyshedied-deactivat]

vibe check *kisses ur forehead*

[dogcunt]

depression has got me acting cringy as fuck dude

[dying-poet-deactivated20200804]

who else just wants to go absolutely wild and bake some cookies with a pretty girl?? go nuclear and make some tea?? absolutely lose their fucking mind and curl up under a blanket??

[dexfiles]

sun: 🌞 me: shut the fuck

[howthegodschill]

moon: 🌙

me: ily

[newblogwhosferninism-deactivate]

*uses lol lmao and rip as punctuation*

[likeaflowerfullybloomed]

Me taking a nap after I just woke up

[kindofsharethat]

my brain works like the spirit box from buzzfeed unsolved

[kindofsharethat]

mostly static, sometimes disembodied words like “pastry” and “crime”, leaves you guessing

[mmilhouse]

i love coming home at the end of the day and untying the ribbon around my neck that holds my head on