The Signs Based on People I Know/Knew.
Aries: They have a very attractive persona. They are fun to hang out with. They like to make friends with everyone. They like to make a joke out of everything which makes them a bad person to have a serious conversation with. They aren’t the person to have debates or set in stone opinions.
Taurus: They’re more on the introverted side. They don’t like big crowds or loud people. They don’t like to go out much they’d rather stay in their ‘safety bubble.’ they hate to try new things. If you do drag them out they like to make a plan and if you do something that wasn’t on the plan they might either; A, get freaked out or B, get angry.
Gemini: They are the one to have a lot of friends and have like eight friend groups. They are a very likable person for their care-free mindset. They are very out there opinion wise. They are someone that you either hate or love. They are most-likely to cancel plans with you to make plans with someone else.
Cancer: They are very energetic and everywhere. They are extremely creative. They are a huge meme. They like to explore and try new things. They have a love-hate relationship with everyone. They like to rant about everything and nothing. They hate to debate. They can be very problematic at times because they like to joke about serious topics.
Leo: They are a small ball of sunshine. They like to talk about everything and nothing. They rarely show any negative emotions. They rarely cry in front of anyone but when they do it breaks your fucking heart. They are very friendly to everyone which causes them to friend bad people. They also don’t like to see the negative in people which makes them have some toxic relationships.
Virgo: They are the biggest fucking nerd you’d ever meet. They are the smartest person you’ve ever met. They are very open-minded person. Despite, how smart they are they have the dumbest/ weirdest conversations with you. Their favorite things in the world are dank memes, weed, and anime. They like to brag too much. They will make you feel small at times.
Libra: This person’s biggest goal in life is to find the “one”. They are the definition of a ‘Hopeless Romantic’. They stress over crushes more than anything. Out of their love life they like to explore and watch anime. They like to listen to people’s opinions and views. They are a huge fucking flirt. They like shipping themselves with fictional characters.
Scorpio: They are the ‘Lovable Fuck boy’. They can not not be in a relationship. They are hard of hearing cause they never fucking listen. They never learn from their mistakes. They are very opinionated and are not afraid of speaking their minds. Despite them being problematic at times, they are a great person to hang out with.They are hilarious, charismatic, creative and sympathetic. They will fight anyone for you.
Sagittarius: This person is OBSESSED with anything that is pleasing to the eye. They love EVERYTHING and EVERYONE. It’s rare for them to hate something and if they hate you, you know you are shitty. They like to smoke weed and watch drama from a safe distance. Despite their lovable persona they get angry very easily. They are very protective over family and friends. When they get into a relationship usually it lasts for a while.
Capricorn: They like memes/social media more than people. Their vocabulary consists of ‘same’, ‘me too’, ‘I relate’ and every swear word in the world. They don’t debate, they aren’t very vocal about their views. The biggest problem in their life is what they want to have for dinner. They aren’t very social despite them being on every social media platform. They hate to have pictures taken of them.
Aquarius: They are opinionated as fuck. They are sometimes very blunt. They say sorry for every-fucking-thing. They want to be the best at everything. They like to brag a lot. They would marry a dog/cat if they could. They would and will fight all. They are a ball of anger that everyone loves. They like to share their memes in groups. Most likely to read your message and not reply. They like hugs, food, ass, tits, boys, girls, non-binary people, and memes. They can get obsessed with things faster than any other sign. Most likely to have 81 pets.
Pisces: They are an asshole as fuck. They will judge you in less than two seconds. They like to comfort people even though they suck at it. They would rather hang out with a cat than a person. They are very creative bit they never put their creativity to use. Not at all good at socializing. They are a bitter child. They love drama from a far. They are always salty for no apparent reason. They hate 90% of people. They like art, memes, food, and books.
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