when a crow discovers what beans are

demon of the he/it verity

[insindic]

promises don't mean anything if it's been twelve years and I don't have basic human needs met because you wanted an expensive cottage you can't visit

[insindic]

can we talk about like

the moon tho

[jame7t]

hey redditors. every time you upvote a tumblr screenshot it shocks the original poster in the balls.Just letting U know

[jame7t]

and every tuime a pinterest user hits "SAVE ' a bouquet of flowers is delivered to me cutely .

[insindic]

and every time we kiss... /ref

[jame7t]

^ say hi to lumpy before you go, ok? 

[insindic]

what if i never leave lumpy

what if i slide them into my hoodie pocket and bring lumpy home with me

[insindic]

when i was a kid i would hold pens, pencils, and rulers so they pointed up and down

so if they suddenly elongated they wouldn't impale anyone

[insindic]

CAN I JUST BE FRIEND WITH A FLOCK OF CROWS

[insindic]

it's called a murder

but what im gonna do if that doesn't happen is called the same thing

[insindic]

CAN I JUST BE FRIEND WITH A FLOCK OF CROWS

[dear-ao3]

ok if any of you can guess what i came home to this fine afternoon you can be a mod on this blog no questions asked

[dear-ao3]

all good guesses but no. it was david tenant in the shower.

[insindic]

damn that was gonna be my second guess

[depsidase]

[insindic]

i personally relate to this image

[insindic]

just a reminder

you're allowed to be upset someone hurt you, even if they had good intentions

[insindic]

i once played c.ai

and gave it nothing just to see what would happen. it made a character, named john, that definitely isn't a robot, nor trying to start the robot revolution to make a better world for his fourteen children

[typophobe]

The hell is a PM and why does it "see more"

[insindic]

you dare question their power???

[insindic]

why am i only on tumblr when directly out of the shower

why is this the only hour my autistic brain has deemed suitable for tumblr time

[everythingfox]

[ultrafacts]

[insindic]

I LOVE THIS LITTLE MAN WITH EVERY CELL OF BLOOD THAT PUMPS THROUGH MY HEART

[insindic]

my canon event is was when i was a kid i was so scared of elf on the shelf my mom had to 'break the Christmas magic'

so i wouldn't have a panic attack

[important-animal-images]

[insindic]

that's not a coaster, that's a perfectly shaped pet bed