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Tony < Ptoughneigh

Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is ripping this gang apart.

ⓘ This user is tired.

Wasting my potential

-Just be yourself

My "self" is just an ever shifting collection of desires and reflections

-Just have fun then

Platonic BDSM is when you beat the fuck out of your friends in a parking lot

Not sure who the author is but I take no credit

If you listen very closely to a dishwasher you can hear the licking and slurping of the hundreds of thousands of tongues cleaning your dishes.

What's in my pants? Well a knife, first of all, so shut the fuck up.

I'm gonna delete you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

Noooo don't express actual emotions you've been designated "the funny friend" ahah

Some drawings I half stole and remade my own. Not sure who the original artist was

A waking nightmare