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stitchedspider

Drawing The Spot every day until Beyond The Spider-Verse releases - Day 987

Happy Pride Month!

stitchedspider

that guy yall seem to like

01ncubus

outfit designed to torture

fairylights-throughthemist

STOP USING AI I BEG

kyrasworldd

— ᨳଓ . discussions w/ kyra !

I was just talking to my server about this certain topic and I feel it’s reasonable enough to post here so here’s my view on age gap fics!

i understand the fetishisation of older men is extremely normalised today but people should be mature enough to see that the fanfics they read arent gonna be what happen in real life. I mean, realistically, you’re not gonna find a caring old man like rick grimes, are you? Surely people are smart enough to see that…

i do like fics that fit w the ages of said older men/women but i’m a sucker for age gaps okay… let a girl live 😫. There’s almost always a warning on a post (atleast on mine) and well, they’re there for a reason. If you don’t like that’s been warned then don’r read, it’s pretty simple to understand…

I like to think I make reader stand up for themselves without needing to lead on the older man i’ve paired them with (especially in the lakes) but if it’s been warned that thats not the case, then just don’t read, it’s simple!

I can understand the worry to an extent because there is a lot of imbedded ped0philia on tumblr that even myself has been a victim to in the past but if the readers age isn’t a minor then I dont see the problem at all 😭.

Feel free to give your own opinions on this topic, i’d love to talk on it more <3

@kitty-grimes @rottingwaif52 @cottagebabyy @lovestriuck @rosey1981 @shtgshdrnit @rickgrimes-cupid @bees-library3

valtsv

my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about where and how it failed. out of nothing but love straight from my heart. unfortunately this often makes me indistinguishable from a hater who has never experienced joy or kindness. such is the amateur critic's burden.

valtsv

all of my favourite things are like beautiful racehorses that trip over their own feet a hundred times. but they get back up again. and goddamn, you should see them run.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Young Hero Sent On A Quest meets other young heroes also sent on various quests—only to discover they're all being used as free child labor by the same flaky wizard as a scam to collect magical artifacts.

the Young Heroes' collective new "Quest" is now to Unionize.....

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

actually this is funnier if there are multiple wizards involved. the 12-year-olds combine their knowledge and realize the wizards are operating as a unified corporate entity...so then of course they have to go on a Quest To Meet The Monarch to ask the Crown to rule on this previously undeclared power bloc. which in a feudal fantasy world causes all sorts of political intrigue! none of it good

so then we've got corporate executive wizards facing off against royal anti-monopoly legal teams. meanwhile the aforementioned 12-year-olds are standing by pissed off and chewing popcorn (and hoarding undeclared magical artifacts they may or may not collectively vote to use as ammunition to fuel a revolutionary uprising). the!! possibilities!!!!!!

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

alettertofutureme

History is not done with us yet my friend

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

valtsv

oh my god i almost forgot to tell you all about how, while my dad was visiting, i had an infestation of every single kind of bug in my house that hasn't been a problem before or since. like i'm not kidding i evicted so many creeping crawlies that week and couldn't for the life of me stop mosquitos from stealing my blood, but as soon as he left they vanished. and i mean, sure, there's a perfectly rational explanation, because two people make more mess than one and he has a habit of leaving the windows wide open enough to fly a jet engine through day and night, but i can't help but think how symbolically on the nose it was. the ancestral rot at the heart of my family so gothic it's got ants and flies buzzing around its decaying corpse.

valtsv

hey so update but i haven't been harassed by a single freaky little beast since my dad left even after leaving some crumbs on the floor as an experiment to see if they attracted any ants so i think my dad might just be bugs actually

ocmaker

It takes one minute to imagine the scene and 500 hours to write it

molabuddy

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

gatesofminrathous

there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.

short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.

meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.